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check out my album ====" jamiell"

My favorite bands are:
Metallica ,
S.T.U.N.,
ACDC,
Black Label Society
Imortal
Soulfly
Danzig
Led Zepplin
Pink Floyd
Doors
Black Sabbeth
Bob Marley
The Mars Volta
The Beatels
Megadeth,
Slipknot
Kill Switch Engage
Chimaira
Ed Guy
My Chemical Romance
Motley Crue
A Static Lullaby
A Perfect Circle
AeroSmith
Alexisonfire
Average White Band
Blindside
Cannibal Corpse
Come Back Kid
Dimmu Borgir
Eric Clapton
Guns N' Roses
James Brown
Live
Misery Signals
Mudvayne
Ozzy Osborn
Stutterfly
Sublime
Symphony x
The Darkness
Thrice
Throwdown
Tom Waits
Underoath...etc
--anything thats not pop or rap!!!

music playing my Guitar and my drums , band practice , HOCKEY











A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?”
“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”


-Bubbles, I don't want bubbles, i'm the prince of darkness what the fuck do i want bubbles for?- Ozzy Osbourne

Razors pain you"
Rivers are damp"
Acids stain you"
And drugs cause cramp"
Guns aren't lawful"
Nooses give"
Gas smells awfu"l
You might as well live"

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REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY[/size][/b]
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
4. You dont have to monitor your friendz sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere u go.
12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
20. You dont have to shave below the neck.
21. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
22. You dont have to curl up to a harry butt every night.
23. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
24. You can write your name in the snow.
25. Everythingon your face gets to stay its origonal colour.
26. Chocolate is just another a snack.
27. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
28. Flowers fix everything.
29. You can wear a white shirt to the waterpark.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more then enough.
31. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
32. Nobody stops telling a god dirty joke when you walk into a room.
33. You can whip off your shirt on a hot day.
34. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from gettin laid.
35. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".
36. The world is your urinal.
37. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
38. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy.
39. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
40. Grey hair and wrinkles only adds wrinkles.
42. You dont have to leave the room to make an emergancy crotch adjusment.
43. Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.00.
44. You dont care if someones talking behind your back.
45. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earths population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
46. You dont have to mooch off others desserts.
47. If you retain water, its in a canteen.
48. The remote is yours and only yours.
49. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
50. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
51. Bachelor parties KICK ASS over bridal showers.
52. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
53. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
54. You needn't pretend you're freshening up to go to the bathroom.
55. If you dont call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends you've changed.
56. You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "screw it".
57. If another another guys shows up at a party with the same outfit, you might just become lifelong buddies.
58. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?".

people who dont like me

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