The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...
...and I'll look down and whisper "no"

It's about 1'oclock AM in my hood
In my set 4 deep in the steamer
Gettin' high
'Bout to wet me a motherfucka up
Aftermath when I blast
Leave a motherfucka bucked
Layin' down in the grass


and when you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you

I'M NOT A TRENDY ASSHOLE DO WHAT I WANT DO WHAT I FEEL LIKE
I'M NOT A TRENDY ASSHOLE I DON"T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

this is the kind of shit that happens when i'm alone for too long
ONCE THE WHEEL STARTS TURNIN...


FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE RIGHT BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'RE WRONG...if you don't understand that then i'm afraid I cunt help you

Screw whistle...come be the train, don't fuck the princess...do the maid















My name is Mikey I live in the soon to be next crack central of Surrey: Cloverdale BC!

I have a very dark sense of humor (actually nevermind) but I'm also a humanitarian (if that makes sense)

If I had to describe my life as a movie it would be Falling Down with Michael Douglas...except without me being a recently laid off missile engineer and psychotic divorced father that lives in LA, but yeah besides that...FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK SOCIETY, FUCK EVERYTHING!



IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

If you read my profile you'll find exstensive use of the words in one form or another:pussy,fuck,bitch,dick,asshole,shit etc. etc. if this offends you...stop being such a tightass wussy THEY ARE JUST WORDS go cry to mommy(or your preacher)...bitch



The only thing religion (and I mean ANY religion) does is give people an excuse to kill each other and dull their brains into mindless clumps of shit so they can have others tell them how to live their lives.
The world is slowly going to shit and hardly anybody cares...all my generation cares about is being popular and trendy, meanwhile our parents generation poisons the planet so they can be even more rich than they already are and leave our shallow asses with a big round garbage dump...fucking assholes, all of you are complete assholes.

Racism, think about it for a second...isn't that the most primitive dumbass logic you've ever heard of before? "Hey! Look at those guys! They don't look like us, let's kill em'!" yeah and let's have sex with our sisters too while we're at it you stupid fucking hicks. If you're gonna hate someone HAVE A FUCKING REASON!

THE MEDIA IS THE BLINDFOLD USED TO HIDE THE TRUTH, SEEK THE TRUTH AND YOU WILL BE SAVED

If something doesn't happen soon WE ARE ALL FUCKED, NOBODY WILL BE SAVED so stop being so goddamn self-centered and do something good today and I don't mean for yourself or any of your friends you vain pricks, you don't need to do much just try to do SOMETHING POSITIVE

DON'T LET ASSHOLES RENT SPACE IN YOUR HEAD

If you're taking the time to read this you probably don't know me so don't bother leaving me a comment or message because 99.9% of the time I won't answer your retarded comment or question if I don't know you and I really don't like computers and I like to spend as little time on them as possible so stop reading my profile and go outside and get some fresh air, talk to someone in person and get some pussy you fucking computer geek bitches.
AND if you do send me a message wanting to talk, try to make it something I care about and not some stupid shit that makes you seem like a daft whoore.

-My Gorgeous Girlfriend Carla

-Videogames

-Weed and all its weed related brethren

-Porn

-Fishnet stockings! Fishnet stockings! Fishnet stockings!

-Garter belts

-Whore boots that come up to the knee (or past the knee)

-Skirts with no panties underneath

-Hot lesbians, but not fake lesbians for show

-Hot lesbian orgies in which i'm the only guy (I can dream can't I?)

-Bong hits

-Vaginas

-Homemade Macaroni & Cheese

-Guns


-Punk or goth chicks but not ones with too much make-up, but not the fuckin annoying poser bitches

-Titties of all sizes, except ones that are as big as your head that's just too much or non-existent flatness


-Chicks that wear chokers

-Getting backrubs/backscratches from my girlfriend

-Mr. T


-Laughing at the expense of others

-Monkeys

-Monkeys that smoke

-Petrol bombs (AKA molotov cocktails)


-Watching people get what they deserve

-Drinking (but not too often)

-Smokin chronic


-Sleeping

-Zombies, Werewolves and Vampires


-Creeping around in the shadows at night looking for victims

-Having sex with farm animals...................especially llamas.........although some might say a llama isn't a farm animal but then i'd say: "Tell that to the llama i fucked at the llama farm last night!!!"

-Porn

-Movies that have explosions, the more the better


-Listening to music that doesn't lick dirty asshole (which is rare)

-Getting fucked up by a lead pipe weilding 350 pound nazi who routinely calls me a fairy while administrating the shit kicking.

-Videogames:GTA series,Gears of War series,Metal Gear Solid series,Killer 7,Mercanaries 1 & 2,Final Fantasy series,The Elder Scrolls series,The Punisher,Star Wars:KOTOR 1&2,Skies of Arcadia,Hitman series,Halo series,Prince of Persia series,Manhunt 1 & 2,Paper Mario,The Sims,Simcity,WWF No Mercy,Mass Effect, Kayne and Lynch, Need for Speed Underground 1&2,Legacy of Kain series,Narc,God of War,Zelda series,Doom3,Splintercell series,Devil May Cry 1&3,Syphon Filter series,Jade Empire,Advent Rising, The Hulk:UD, The Suffering 1& 2, Burnout series,Katamari Damacy series,Shenmue 1 & 2,MidnightclubDUBedition,The Warriors, Dead Rising


GODDAMNIT WOMAN USE A FUCKING TAMPON!

-Movies:----> Grindhouse <----
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life,Falling Down,Half Baked,Bad Santa,The Punisher,Collateral,Cowboy Bebop, Children of Men, He got Game,Boyz in tha Hood,Dawn of the Dead,Farenheit 911,Cheech and Chong Series,Army of Darkness,Scarface,Goodfellas,Casino,House of 1000 Corpses,Resevoir Dogs,The Shawshank Redemption,Team America,They Live,Being John Malkovich, Spun, Day of the Dead,Wedding crashers,The Professional,Zoolander,Harold & Kumar, The Big Lebowski, 300, The Boondock Saints, Little Miss Sunshine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


-Bands/Artists (not in any order):Static-X, DeadMilkmen, Cake, Sick of it All, Devo, Queens of the Stone Age,Johnny Cash,Judas Priest,Sepultura, Guns n Roses,Underdog, Murphy's Law, Matthew Good Band,Deadsy, Rob Zombie,Sheer Terror,Andre Nickatina,Rancid (old stuff only),Pennywise, Death From Above 1979, Easy E,Biohazard,White Zombie,Pantera,Wu-Tang,Skinny Puppy, Triple 6 Mafia,Mighty Mighty Bosstones,Tu-pac,Peaches,Faith no More,Danzig,Ol' Dirty Bastard,The Vandals,Drowing Pool,Leeway, The Vibrators,Bad Religion,The Offspring(old shit only) ,Necro,Black Sabbath,NIN,KMFDM,Atmosphere,RUN DMC,Methodman & Redman,NWA,Tech 9,Smoove E,Modest Mouse,The Misfits,Duran Duran,The Circlejerks,Black Flag,The Transplants,The Doors, The English Beat, Sonz of Butcher, Depeche Mode,Kyprios,The Clash,The Cult,Alex Gopher, The Ramones,NOFX,Big Sugar,Snoop Dogg(old shit only!),Ice T,Pink Floyd,Skinny Puppy, Priestess, Bobby Vinton,Def Leppard,Big L,The Headstones,Metallica, ABC, Wax Mannequin, Iggy Pop,Rod Stewart,Led Zepplin,Monster Magnet,A Perfect Circle,Rage Against the Machine,Alice in Chains,Marilyn Manson, Motley Crue (only the old stuff the new shit sucks),Billy Idol,Jurassic 5,Pain,DMX,Xzibit,Disturbed,Rammstien,Beastie Boys,Geto Boys,Nas, Ministry, MSI, Leftover Crack, Powerman 5000,The Fabulous Thunderbirds,U2,Frankie goes to Hollywood,Flock of Seagulls,Queen,David Bowie,Onyx,Tricky,Dilated Peoples, The Addicts, Grandmasterflash & the Furious 5,KRS-ONE,Propogandi,Public Enemy,Trick Daddy,System of a Down,GWAR,TOOL,Mudvayne, Lamb of God,Dead Kennedys,Children of Bodom, Dayglo Abortions,TOOL, Sublime,Tom Waits, Morris Day & The Time, The Revolting Cocks, Mastadon, Journey,Issac Hayes,Cancer Bats, Interpol, Cro-Mags, Wumpscut, Whoodini, ZZ Top, Iced Earth,Megadeth, Soulfly, Suicidal Tendencies...







-TV Shows:Dexter, South Park,Trailerpark Boys, The Mr Show, The Buzz,Kids in the Hall,Late Night with Conan O'Brien,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Curb your Enthusiasm,Chappelle's Show,Family Guy,Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill,Arrested Development,The Daily Show,The Late Show with David Letterman, Mad TV,Lost,The Sopranos,>>>>Charlie Jade<<<<,Venture Bros, The Colbert Report, Kenny Vs Spenny, Saxondale, Rescue Me, Home Movies, Space Ghost,Tim&Eric, Morel Orel




-Comedians:George Carlin

Chris Rock,Bernie Mack,Dave Chappelle,Richard Pryor,John Stewart,Eddie Murphy,Denis Leary,Lewis Black,David Cross, Stephen Colbert, Kat Williams

_My old friends...fucking FRAT boys, simple as that...p.s. fuck you all, you fake two-faced alcoholic cunts.
-MY MOM
-Guys the take pictures of themselves flexing their muscles for their profiles
-faux hawks. man i feel like a clown just having that there...if you have a fag hawk i hate you...i want to shoot you in the head with a nailgun...this doesn't include people with mohawks that haven't shaved their heads
-WHEN MIKEY GETS CAUGHT TALKING TO HIMSELF
-GLITTER...I FUCKING HATE GLITTER and if you get some on me I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
-THOSE STUPID FUCKING ESKIMO BOOTS CHICKS WEAR ALL YEAR ROUND
-Stupid drunk hos
-The hyper-sexual image that our society has grown to accept as ordinary (and this is coming from a guy with a massive fukin porn stash!)
-Teenage Nexopia sluts
-Guys who call themselves thugs when they're not even remotely thuggish
-Puking hangovers that last all day
-East indian guys that call each other nigga
-Fanboys who preach 24/7
-Here's a new one, People who put poetry on their profiles either their own or by others...IT'S LAME AS FUCK ps nobody cares despite the fact YOU think they do
-People who self-mutilate themselves (go on Dr. Phil ya fuckin degenerates)
-Dr. Phil
-People who kill people who don't deserve to die
-Anybody who uses one thing they do or like or whatever to define themselves (ex being goth, smoking pot, how many friends you have, living somewhere, liking a sports team or whatever) BE YOURSELF NOT WHAT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WANT YOU TO BE...ASSHOLE
-How Cloverdale is being rapidly expanded, soon it'll be another Whalley...KEEP OUR SMALL TOWN SMALL GODDAMNIT!
-People who pretend to smoke
-Dipshits who don't like smoking but like to chew
-GOOFS who have mohawks but aren't punk or metal heads
-Stupid little drama queen bitches that are always looking for someone to get confrontational with
-"Gangster" rappers who act like they're hard as fuck but are actually not Gangsters in reality *coughcoughcough* nelly *cough*
-Band geeks that think they're cool because they're band geeks
-Assholes who never, NEVER stop talking
-Getting walked in on while jerking off or having sex
-Gullable losers who get dumped and come crawling back to the same person over and over and over and over and over...or still love someone even tho the other person never loved them to begin with...TRAVIS GAY
-People who rat others out for dumbshit
-Fat people who are 1000+ pounds and can't leave the room they're trapped in because of thier enormous size

-Jocks who think their the shit cuz their jocks
-All these stupid little "punk" bitches like Avril Lavigne, Sky Sweetnam, Hillary Duff, Ashley Simpson...oh yeah and the fuckin GOOFS in thier bands that act like they're rocking out SO FUCKING HARD! Buddy yer playing pussy music (AKA pussy music, not shown: me pretending to fingerbang as I say pussy music)
-Clowns who ALWAYS say "your mom" as an insult.
-Anyone who primarially watches Much Music and/or MTV
-People who have retarded world records like covering yourself in bees...WHY!
-People who think we are the only life in the universe
-Hot bitches that complain about being ugly and fat (my girlfriend)
-People who sit on the computer all day
-Complete fuckin retards that say things like "there's no such thing as global warming!"

-Shitty videogames I can beat in a day
-Dumb rich cunts who think they're the center of the universe...*cough* Opera *cough*
-Anyone who describes themselves as quirky (being quirky just means you're annoying)
-Pussies who think they're tough
-People who bitch about something but don't do anything about it that CAN do something about it
-Stupid bitches (and guys) that gossip (you know who you are)
-ALL religions (mostly Christianity)

**NOTE: this^ doesn't mean i dislike Bad Religion
-Sluts who deny being sluts and/or are proud to be a skank
-The Dentist
-Dumb bitches that cry when they get drunk...go home and cry to mommy bitch
-People who change their appearance and/or personality to fit in
-People who constantly change their style to fit in with different crowds
-Crew jumpers
-Anyone who tries to be cool for the sake of being cool
-When famous people I like sell out
-People who preach about how evil weed is
-Untalented annoying Musicians who don't deserve to be famous:Nelly,Good Charlotte,Ja Rule,Hillary Duff,Ashley Simpson,Lindsay Lohan,Simple Plan,Britney Spears,Aron Carter ,Sean Desman and of course...
AKON

-95% of Country Music

-How our society is centered around celeberity worship and making money

-People who start shit for no reason
-People who pick fights with kids...or kids who try to pick fights
-Crackheads
-Gakheads, Gakheads, and especially Gakheads that are proud to be a junkie P.O.S.
-How the music industry is all about shaking your tits and ass instead of talent, hey anybody can dance so why does that mean you get a record deal, you know who else can dance? Strippers, maybe that's where all these stupid cunts belong?

-All this bullshit "Rap","Punk" and "Rock" that sounds the same...really! just turn on the goddamn radio and you'll hear band after band that sounds exactly the same

-Teenagers who feel they need to rebel
-Songs about teen angst (stop crying you fuckin' little babies)
-Anybody who WANTS to fit in and be popular
-Old Grubby Alcoholics who are buying 40 pounders at noon
-People who try to make a point but have no valid arguments to back up their claims
-Dumb Rednecks
-Wiggers (nothing more sad than some white bred poser from an upper middle class family who one day decides he wants to sell crack to increase his rep)
-Fads/Trends
-Anybody who thinks their better than anybody else
-Groups of people who all dress and look the same
-Stupid people
-Roidmonkies
-When Rappers throw money in music videos
-Materialistic people
-People who play both teams (and i'm not talking about bisexuals)
-People who backstab their friends
-Anybody who regularly informs people of how smart they are and/or how hot they are
-Anybody who brags about anything, especially shit that you shouldn't brag about
-People who get sexual realignment surgury that weren't born transexuals
-People who whine constantly
-Bossy cunts who think they're the center of the universe
-People with annoying laughs who laugh alot
-Anybody who voted for George W Bush

-90% of Americans

-80% of French people
-75% of British people
-People opposed to gay marriage (if you keep denying them it they'll just keep protesting by making out on TV...ewwww )

-Super-flamboyant fags
-People who say "like" every third word
-People who lie constantly even to their friends
-Bullies who think their hard
-Heroes who jump in
-Geeks & Nerds

-Child Molesters
-Anyone who has seriously jerked off to beastyality porn (you fucking degenerate scum)
-People who are easily offended
-Whores who take pictures of themselves in their underwear and put them on their nexopia profiles
-People that make fun of me for using "big" words...sorry just because you're fucking retarded doesn't mean you can make fun of me for being smarter than you dipshit, you must know what that means right?...dipshit
-Make-out sluts
-Fat bitches that wear revealing clothing and/or spandex...ewwwwwwwwwwwww put on a fucking sweater you cow
-Brainless zombies that believe everything the government tells them
-How the WWF is now the WWE...i'll never stop calling it WWF you fucking panda saving bastards!
-Anybody who has more than 10 million dollars but wants more, greedy assholes

-People with ADD or HADD and don't take thier pills
-George W. Bush and all his henchmen...and now i guess Obama and all his henchmen

-Morons that think only geeks or kids play videogames
-Media Whores
-Someone who says they're loyal to something retarded like coke or pepsi or macdonalds or burger king
-Morons who have unprotected sex with lots of partners and don't even bother thinking about AIDS or other STD's
-People who play and/or like golf
-Anorexic people (stop crying and eat a fuckin hamburger you pussy)
-Old ladies with nasty ass long facial hair
-Man hating dykes
-Guys who get big loud cars to impress everyone to make up for their small dicks
-People who are assholes to animals (pussies)
-Posers (especially assholes who wear skate clothes but don't skateboard)
-How kids get shorter in highschool every year (grade 8's look like their fucking 10 years old)
-People who NEVER admit they're wrong (ie. my mom)
-Guys who flat out deny ever having jerked off (everybody does stop being so ashamed you pussies)
-Parents that blame the media for their fucked up kids
-Families where everyone looks the same, especially if their all fat and on vacation wearing matching "Johnson family vacation 2007" t-shirts