1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
stop and like ask what the fuck
2.Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
feed her ice cream
3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
todayyyy, on the greyyy HOUND
4.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?

5.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?

6.What are you craving right now?
noth.ing. ever. again.
7.What was the last thing you cried about?
probs bois
8.When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it?
not usually
9.What color is your tissue box?
probably grey
10.Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
no, no
11.What is the last voice mail you received about?
cutting hair
12.Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
the rollercoaster of life
13.Have you ever had a garage sale?
yeahaha
14.What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
girraffe juice with rum
15.Are you happy right now?
unnhng
16.Who came over last?
not really anybody ventures into my house
17.Do you drink beer?
sometimes
18.Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
i am adopted
19.Dark or light jeans?
dark
20.What was the last movie you watched at home?
1/4th of the bourne ultimatum
21.What is in your pocket?
string
22.Who introduced you to your (ex) boyfriend/girlfriend?
the joys of school
23.Where do you hurt?
not really anywhere
24.What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
fabric
25.When is your birthday?
dec 20th
26.What are you going to do after this?
go outside
27.Who was the last person you went shopping with?
ryan
28.What about your favorite dessert?
pumpkin pie once a year
29.Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
thank god no
30.Do you like pickles?
yeah really
31.Is someone in love with you?
i guess
32.What color is your couch?
brown
33.Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
on the phone people used to think i was my brother?
34.Does someone like you right now?
i would like to think so
35.Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
probably not
36.Who was the last person to send you a text message?
blake
37.How many hours did you sleep for last night?
seven
38.Do you swear at your parents?
no
39.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
no
40.What is the last thing you spent money on?
shwarma king
41.Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
jinx
42.What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
nothing
43.Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
puffy
44.The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say to them?
cant say i could care less
45.Have you ever blocked someone on Myspace before?
no myspace 4 me
46.Do you wear a name tag at work?
uh no
47.What color is your iPod?
black
48.What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
what keys
49.Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
pass as in no babiez
50.What were you doing at midnight last night?
reading a book and wishing i was somewhere else