A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds...
And u wonder why were so paranoid.
WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king withont getting too serious.
but please only read linees 1,3 and 5
I got a wi bit of irish in me dont ya know
IRISH RULES
1.the irish make the rules
2.the irish may change the rules at any time without so much as a''top a the mornin to ya''
3.the luck of the irish applies only to the irish and is non-transferable
4.if u mess with the irish, you will be haunted by murphy's law for the rest of your life
5.kissing the blarny stone and eating ''lucky charms'' will not make u irish
6. pubs belong to the irish on st.patrick's day
7.if u dont know the words to ''danny boy'' you should stay home on st.patrick's day
8.if you bare a resemblance to''pattys pig'' you may gain some irish status
9.only the irish may live in total bliss. unless given written consent
10.failur to comply with the irish rules may risult in an old fasiond irish ass-wooping
1.the irish make the rules
2.the irish may change the rules at any time without so much as a''top a the mornin to ya''
3.the luck of the irish applies only to the irish and is non-transferable
4.if u mess with the irish, you will be haunted by murphy's law for the rest of your life
5.kissing the blarny stone and eating ''lucky charms'' will not make u irish
6. pubs belong to the irish on st.patrick's day
7.if u dont know the words to ''danny boy'' you should stay home on st.patrick's day
8.if you bare a resemblance to''pattys pig'' you may gain some irish status
9.only the irish may live in total bliss. unless given written consent
10.failur to comply with the irish rules may risult in an old fasiond irish ass-wooping
:D PaRtY HaRdY MoThErFuCkErS :D