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Birthday:March 20, 1954
Location:Canada
Join Date:01:16am | Jun 30, '05
Profile Updated:02:57pm | Feb 19, '06
Last Active:07:23pm | Apr 03, '07

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ABOUT ME


Our apartment was so small that
mother made me play in the oven.
Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters.
Tony Tennille
Debby Boone
Anne Murray who was
actually a Canadian working in the American idiom.
And then there were the
crypto-homo rockers.
Lou Reed
Iggy Pop
David Bowie who was
actually an idiom working in America.
And Canada.
These artists, they left as
deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair,
I am I said, have I
never been mellow?
And the colored girls sing... doo
do doo do doo do doo...
but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... Hey boy.






Take a walk on the wild side.

LIKES

Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement thinking about the government the man in the trench coat badge out, laid off says he's got a bad cough wants to get it paid off look out kid it's somethin' you did god knows when but you're doin' it again you better duck down the alley way lookin' for a new friend the man in the coon-skin cap in the big pen wants eleven dollar bills you only got ten



Top 10 Reasons to date a bass player
We keep going even though it hurts
We can play various positions
We know how to make the right sounds
We do it right or we don’t do it at all
We're used to working with their hands
After the show, we're still ready for more
We know how to use both hands and our mouths at the same time
We know how to make you scream for more
We're so pro, we don't have to watch what we're doing
We fuck really really good.


We're Colonel Johson's army
We're the bastards of the night
We're dirty sons of bitches
We'd rather fuck than fight
We drink up all the whiskey
We drink up all the gin
We take them to the shitter
And we throw the bastards in
So hi-dee ti-dee
Christ all mighty
Who the fuck are we?
Zim zam
God damn
We're airbourne infantry


Musicface
Red Hot Chilli Peppers Gorillaz Greenday Aerosmith
Beatles Beastie Boys Beck Billie Holliday Blackalicious
Bob Marley Buddy Holly Butthole Surfers Custom
Dandy Warhols David Bowie Death Cab for Cutie
Ella Fitzgerald Elton John Elvis Presley Fats Domino
Foo Fighters Frank Sinatra Franz Ferdinand Hole
Guns N Roses Hot Hot Heat Iggy Pop Janis Joplin
Joan Jett John Frusciante Jurassic 5 K'naan K0s
Jimi Hendrix Led Zeppelin Madonna Michael Jackson
Modest Mouse Nancy Sinatra Nirvana No Doubt M.I.A.
Sex Pistols Rolling Stones Silvertide Spice Girls Spoon
Stevie Wonder Sublime Swollen Members Blind Melon
Velvet Underground Prince Tom Waits White Stripes

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch Newsies Velvet Goldmine
Rocky Horror Picture Show Some Like It Hot Jarhead
Pirates of the Carribean Spice World Ed Wood
Plan 9 From Outer Space Waiting for Guffman Rent
The Royal Tenenbaums Serenity Breathless Dr. Strangelove
Fight Club Life of Brian Euro Trip Meaning of Life
Moulin Rouge Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
My Fair Lady Amelie Au Revior Les Enfants
The Great Dictator The Pianist Lost Batallion
Gosford Park Apocalypse Now The Sting Band of Brothers
The Shining Brokeback Mountain
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Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrel Catcher in the Rye
Naked The Rebel Sell The Poisonwood Bible The Outsider
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them The Truth (With Jokes)
Harry Potter Beauty Tips From Moosejaw Fingersmith
Slaughterhouse Five Jailbird Until You Are Dead Bitch
Hamlet The Tempest Romeo and Juliet
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn The Hobbit Weetzie Bat Echo
The Rose and the Beast Dangerous Angels Violet and Claire
I Was a Teenage FairyThe Autograph Man


ur just a beatnic arent u





i am very head over heels for many men. most of them over forty.

shit, huh?



DISLIKES

Homophobes. It's bigotry. Socially sanctioned, yes, but bigotry nonetheless.

My Humps. I was hoping that some higher power could have set loose the horsemen of the apocalypse before someone came up with a piece of crap like this.

My drunken self. Doesn't mean I'm going to quit, though.

My constant state of broke.

My constant state of hungry.

Non-responsiveness.

Condescending nods.

That dry feeling you get between your fingers when you play guitar and then begin to type immediately afterwards. As far as I know, there is no scientific explanation for this, and it only happens to me, which makes it all the more dislikeable.

Those who put stupid captions underneath their photos. "thinking of u..." is just one of the many scourges of the internet...

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06:50pm | Jul 09, '05 | No Comments
Sushi was excellent.

As was the sex.

How very, very wonderful.