THE CAN'S :
can you blow a bubble ? yes
can you dance ? yes
can you do a cart wheel ? yes
can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? ohhhhhhh yah
can you touch your toes ? yes
can you whistle ? yes
can you wiggle your ears ? no
can you wiggle your nose ? yes
THE DID'S :
did you ever get into a fist fight in school ? the stripper at caliente!
did you ever run away from home ? yah. to the end of the driveway.
did you ever want to be a doctor ? no
did you ever want to be a fire fighter? no
THE DO'S :
do you believe in god ? yes
do you know how to swim ? yes
do you like roller coasters ? so so
do you have a bike ? 8 motorcycles.
do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows ? no way.
THE DOES :
does hair loss run through your family ? nope
does your car get good gas mileage ?my feet?
does your family have family picnics ? at thanksgiving.
THE HAVES :
have you ever been on a plane ? HATE EM
have you ever asked someone out ? yes
have you ever been asked out by someone ? yes
have you ever been to the ocean ? YES!!!!!
have you ever gone fishing ? fishing is gay but yes
have you ever painted your nails ? yes
THE HOWS :
how did you find out about nexopia? long time ago.
how many myspace friends have you met in person ? like all of them.
how tall are you ? 5'6
how much money do you have on you right now ? payday is fridayyyy
THE LASTS:
last person you hung out with ? ABear.
last thing you said out loud ? im hungry.
last thing someone said to you ? i love u.
THE WHATS :
what are you listening to ? 1extra dancehall radio
what is the temperature outside ? freezing...
what radio station do you listen to? 1extra
what was the last restaurant you ate at ? boston pizza
what was the last thing you bought ? bus ticket
what was the last thing you had to drink ? uhmmm orange juice
what was the last thing on tv you watched ? glory road
THE WHOS :
who is your newest friend you added to nexopia ? omg i dont know? wtf
who was the last person you im`d ? no idea
who was the last person you talked to on the phone? dad
who is your current crush ? ABearrrrrrr
who was the last person you took a picture of ? me, brittany and saiiige
who was the last person to leave you a comment ? cant think
who was the last person you said i love you to ? Abear.
CRYING SECTION
ever really cried your heart out ? yes
ever cried yourself to sleep ? yes
ever cried on your friend`s shoulder ? yes
ever cried over the opposite sex ? yes
do you cry when you get an injury ? always. im a baby.
do certain songs make you cry ? yes.
HAPPY SECTION
are you a happy person no
what can make you happy ? bears, dancing, food, dancehall music, bashment jams
do you wish you were happier ? couldnt be.
is being happy overrated ? lol wtf no
can music make you happy ? yes
LOVE SECTION
how many times have you had your heart broken ? nuff times
have you ever loved someone so much that you`d die for them ? yes.
has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you " to you ? yes
HATE SECTION
do you actually hate, anyone ? yes unfortuntely.
ever made a hit list ? yeah u better watch u back u whore.
have you ever been on a hit list ? well im still here so....? no.
are you a mean bully ? no im nice
do you hate george bush ? i LOVE george bush.
SELF ESTEEM SECTION
is your self-esteem extremely low ? no
do you believe in yourself ? yes
are you good looking ? i would say im not hard to look at
do you wish you can be someone else ? when life is difficult
LOOK AT ME
what is your current hair color? blonde bitches
current piercings ? none
have any tattoos ? yeah.
straight hair or curly ? both. if that makes sense.
CURRENTLY WEARING
what shirt are you wearing bebe sport
pants bebe sport
shorts ? no
shoes ? no
necklace ? nameplate necklace
THIS OR THAT
rock or rap : rap
coffee or hot cocoa : hot chocolate and baileys
wild night out or romantic night : to hard to choose BOTH
chocolate or vanilla : chocolate
hummer or sports car : escalade
bracelet or necklace ? necklace
history or science : historyyyy
sleep in or early to rise : sleep in
beach or boardwalk : beach
hoodie or tee Shirt : hoodie
night or day: night
high school or college : college
california or florida : florida...dancehalll timmme
simple plan or good charlotte : um ew
love at first sight or learn to love : love at first sight
HAVE YOU EVER
kissed the same sex ? never
hugged someone ? duh
been on the phone until the sun came up ?yes
laughed so hard you peed in your pants ? no.
laughed so hard you cried ? yes
got in a fight with someone ? yes
THE LAST
person you talked to in person ? sister
person you talked to online ? janiene
person you talked to on the phone ? dad
time you had a shower ? yesterdayyy
RANDOM
do you like surveys ? not anymore =
what kind of shampoo do you use ? whatever my dad buys
do you get along with your parents ? me and dad are best buds
do you have mental breakdowns ? all the time....
did you ever tell your parents you didn`t feel good so you didn`t have to go to school ? yes and i still do for work. lol fuck
CURRENT
current mood : hungry...tired
current music : gash dem an liiiight demmmmm
current hair style : messy. bed time hair.
current crush : i love bears.
current thing i ought to be doing : finding food in the cupboard
current windows open : nexopia
current desktop picture ? your momma.
Dear Santa from Likkle Keisha
Monday, December 26 2005
Dear Santa, mi know you probly a wonda why I writing yuh one day aftaChristmas, but afta opening mi presents dem yesterday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi mummy when she talk to mi an ah help out wid di chores dem round di house. Ah even help di neighbour pickney dem do fi deem chores to. One day mi all help dat old crosses Mr. George, the blind and cripple one, cross the road when di other children dem just ah watch him an ah tek gamble pon what kind of cyar did ah go lick him dung. Santa, dem just lef him deh fi dead, but a mi help him out. Santa ah studied real hard in school this year, so hard till mi all come fuss inna di class. Ah make it mi duty to be nice not naughty Santa. I was so good. Ah real good girl. Santa when ah write mi Christmas List to yuh dis year, ah ask yuh for a Barbie Princess Doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computa game, a cyabbage patch doll an ah monopoly game.
So Santa, how the blood claat afta reading mi list yuh leave under di Christmas tree ah fucking light up Yo-yo, one plastic tea-cup set and ah fucking no name dolly dat look like she have Polio and ah dead from AIDS? Santa is either yuh blind or yuh cyah blood claat read. Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh and like ah dyam fool mi always give yuh wah next chance, but not ah fucking-gain, yuh hear mi Santa? Not a blood claat. In fact, yuh raas dead. Yuh hear what ah say Santa? Yuh fucking dead yuh fat red raas yuh. Yuh see all nex year, yuh better don't try squeeze yuh big fat batty thru mi louvres dem, because Santa ah swear ah going fuck yuh up. It going to be me, you and dis sharp blood claat knife, so mi can juk yuh inna yuh belly. Santa, mi ah go pole yuh. Yuh hear mi sah? Mi ah go stab up yuh blood claat.
Imagine, yuh give that likkle cock yeye gyal Sally from cross di road everything that she ax for. So much so dat she nuh have nuh room fi walk rond she house. Santa, yuh see you and dem fucking reindeer, di whole ah unno better think twice bout land pon my house top next year, especially that old drunkard Rudolph wid him raas red nose. Santa, yuh ever wonder why Rudolph nose red? Is because him is a fucking rum head. Rudolph is ah drunkard Santa. Him beat di liquor hard. Dat is why him nose always red Santa. Yuh see all him, mek him just blink him raas nose just one time, ah swear him woulda wish it was green, cause ah woulda out di light so fucking fast dat you and dem blasted reindeer wouldn't able fi find unnu way back to di north pole.
Yuh see all nex year Santa, ah will be back to mi good old self. Dat's right Santa. Ah not going to give mummy nuh trouble or cause nuh havoc round di neighbourhood. And Santa, ah goin wait pon you patiently....Ah going wait pon yuh patiently wid ah big blood claat rock stone fi yuh backside. And den when you an them blasted reindeer dat favor some dyam ovasize goat wid tree branch ah grow outta dem head top, come Ho-Ho-Hoing down pon di rusty zinc nex Christmas. BOOP!!! Is one raas lick inna yuh head dat. Santa, ah goin done yuh blood claat. Memba dat yuh hear Santa. Try memba dat. Love,
Little Keisha.
How could we forget a word as important
as RASS and its many RASS uses.
1. RASS is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement...
tekki back 2 RASS! Gimme back 2 RASS!
2. RASS can be used in biology
eg.....Look pan di gal RASS!
3. It can be used as a warning of future troubles....cover yu RASS!
4. It can ward off unwanted sexual advances....
me nah gi yu me numba yu ugly RASS!
move yu RASS from me, 2RASS!
5. It can describe extreme pain....
it hot nuh RASS!
me granny gi me some RASS lick!
6. It can describe size.....
yuh foot dem big nuh RASS!
him have a RASS mouth deh
As you can see RASS is the Jamaican all-purpose word. Use it as
often as yu RASS feel.
Greeting......How de RASS yu do!
Fraud.........Yu too RASS tief!
Dismay........RASS!
Trouble.......Oh RASS!
Aggression....Watch yu RASS self!
Disgust.......Cho RASS!
Confusion.....Wha di RASS a gwaan!
Incompetence..A wha di RASS yu a do....RASS-idiot!
Lost..........Whe di RASS we deh!
Pleasure......it nice nuh RASS!
Retaliation...Yu RASS-claat...And of course..kiss mi RASS!
Me gone to RASS!!
Go do yu RASS work!!
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definatley the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before i shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So heres my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass. ..Eff Valentines Day!
