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ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be
completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two
hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And
that's just on the standard model? That 's too much work for one day. Wait
until tomorrow to finish.
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
soft, Lord