BASICS

Height:	189 cm - 193 cm (6'3" - 6'4")
Weight:	Over 100 Kg (over 221 lbs)
Birthday:	August 25, 1989
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Single
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Barrie, Ontario, Canada
Join Date:	04:58pm \| Nov 30, '04
Profile Updated:	06:03am \| Dec 16, '09
Last Active:	11:15pm \| Jul 30, '08

INTERESTS

Movies:	Action, Animated, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
Animals/Pets:	Dogs, Fish, Reptiles
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Sports
Cars:	Audio, Domestic, Drag Racing, Drifting, Formula 1, Imports, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics
Music:	Classic Rock, Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, R & B, Rap, Rapcore, Reggae, Rock
Sports:	Basketball, BMX, Car racing, Football (American), Hockey, Ice-skating, Lacrosse, Paintball, Hacky-sack, Motocross
Activities:	Clubbing, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards
Musical Instruments:	Acoustic guitar, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Other Drums
Computers:	Graphics

ABOUT ME

Name: Michael William Collins
School: Bear Creek
Grade: 12
Age: 17 with fake id that says im 21

Occupation: Market Buffet and Gril
Height: 6'3, 6'4 not sure
Fav Sports:Hockey, Paintball, Football, Basketball
Fav Movies: Dukes Of Hazzard, Fast times at ridgemont high, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Ferris Bullers Day Off, Dave Chappelle: For what it worth, Dazed and Confused, Full Metal Jacket, Saw and Saw2,
Fav Teams: Hockey - Redwings Pavel Datsyuk / Stars Jussi Jokeine, Football - Tampa Bay Buccanneres - Warren Sapp(oakland), Paintball - Dynasty - Alex Fraige, Oliver Lang(ironmen), Basketball - Celtics - Paul Pierce
Fav destination: AMPSTERDAM
Fav Cars: 2005 Nissan Skyline, 1969 Dodge Charger (General Lee)
Fav Music: Rap, R&B, Oldies, some Metal,[/color][/size]

98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, shut the fuck up.
We don't care

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you are one of the 2% who doesn't give a flying fuck, Put this in your profile

LIKES

Like to::
Play Hockey
Play Football
Paintball
Spend time with my family
Watching the trailer park boys

The 15 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's head during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt honor copenhagen and skoal.
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not back down from a fight.
10. Thou shalt not disobey veterans.
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt drink beer.
13.Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs.
14 Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
15 Thou shalt not lust after broads on the Jumbo Tron unless thy sloots have very large breasts[/font][/color][/size]

28 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player

28. We always wear protection
27. We have great hands
26. We are used to scoring
25. We have great stamina
24. We find the opening and get it in
23. We never miss the target
22. We know how to use their wood
21. We have long sticks
20. we know when to play rough
19. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.lol
18. We always use our hips for power
17. We can handle pressure situations
16. When it gets hard we always pull through
15. We can be in 5 different positions for 75 mins
14. We'll go into overtime if needed
13. Were not afraid to get dirty
12. We dont mind playing with others
11. We always fight back if were behind in the game
10. Were fast
9. We always make the right plays
8. When we lay balls down, we lay em down good
7. We'll run for anything
6. We don't mind getting dirty
5. Getting hot and sweaty is no problem
4. We can go for hours
3. We have perfect technique
2. Were used 2 getting hurt
1. r skill is amazing

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DISLIKES

EMOS!-some emo's
Elevator Music
Country Music
Backstabbers
Bitches
assholes
homework
school
principles
teachers
Mushrooms - GROSS!
Volleyball
Soccer
badminton
not being able to go outside (cuz of grounded or too cold!!)
cricket
any non-contact sport i hate with a passion!
it cant be called a sport with out a lil contact[/size][/color]

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