Is God Male Or Female ?

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"


Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products. Put this on ur profile if your left handed!!


98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
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Sex is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a gurlz Destination
To increase the Population
For the next Generation
Do u get my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration


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