Mady i miss you more than ever i wish you coulda said goodbye!

Enjoy life people because it's so damn short. Love everyone and avoid holding grudges and being angry because there are so many other things to do with the time we have on this earth...

I still miss you little sister you were my best friend. Things are hard but i know you are happy in heaven. You were too young and you never go to say goodbye. I miss and love you more than words can express. Love you always and forever...xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

I will miss you always and forever. I will never forget you and i will always have a gap in my heart where your love was taken. Soar high my angel there is a better place for you where no one can hurt. I can't express in words how much i am going to miss you because you where my best friend, my sister, and my idol. i love you so so much girl. You would have loved all of the friends that cried for you. Baby girl you were loved and mourned by so many people i hope that warms your heart. Love is everlasting and you will always be in my thoughts. Fly free and without cause or care...


xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss



The Response:

Dear P. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised,

The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed your assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

Bad Boys 2 Quotes (my fav fricken movie):


Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?


Marcus Burnett: [During a gun fight] Sir, we just want to talk.
Mike Lowery: You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead.
Marcus Burnett: We're not immigration!
Mike Lowery: [More gunfire] They can't hear you 'coz they still shootin' at you.

Marcus Burnett: My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett: When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.

Mike Lowery: Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.

Mike Lowery: [a car flies over, nearly colliding with Mike's Ferrari] WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole!

Heavy Black Woman: [Screaming at store manager] You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this?
Heavy Black Woman: [to Mike and Marcus as they walk by] Hmm, and you two muthafuckas need Jesus.

[after Mike lifted the sheet covering the dead bimbo in the morgue]
Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
Mike Lowery: What? I ain't doin' nothin'. What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?
Marcus Burnett: But you're LOOKIN' at them.
Mike Lowery: There is something seriously wrong with your brain man
Marcus Burnett: Just cover up 'em titties.

[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X]
Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.

Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowery: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!

Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?' [/size]

Merry Christmas everyone have a kick ass time and get hammered while ur at it lol jk

MattG17420 Dec 24, 2007 11:51:02 am Conversation

Merry Christmas Baby Girl... hope santa breaks into your house and leaves some shit...

i'm in saskatoon right now... santa breaks in and takes everything.. but he looks kind of like a native crack head... not the traditional santa outfit... lol.... ....j/k....

HAVE A GOODONE!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!! X-mas is like 2 days away i am soooo stoked lol!

We Ride Together

We Die Together

Partners in Crime

A&W For Lyfe

P.I.M.P

You were a stranger
You became a friend
You became a best friend
You became a partner
You became a necessity...
all over night

pimps for life

*Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I got my new tatt lol