Well, I've been living in a shed with my kitties since my folks abandoned me way back when. Used to have this great 1961 Electrobubble bubblemaker, but it got totally fucked. I stay afloat by re-marketing shopping carts. Enough to keep me in Kraft Dinner and cat food. I'd tell ya about it, but I've kinda got the market cornered and I don't want to give away any trade secrets. I'm basically a loyal person. To my friends, anyways. You know, the people you get drunk and stoned with. I've got no patience for dicks, though. I miss my friend Conky. Love to wrestle. Nothing better in the world than putting on the old Green Bastard outfit and going a few rounds in the ring. Man, I hate Samsquampches! I've dealt with those cocksuckers on a number of occasions and believe me, you don't want any part of it. And I fuckin' don't like monkeys either -- they just scare me, the creepy little fuckers. Just don't like the dirty little stinky-ass little bastards. Guess that's about it.



~and by bitches, bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, and nature is beautiful!



Please add me to your friends list!!! Peas and tank you!


Muahhaha, Burt is one scary mutha fucka!


derka derka JIHAD!

If you have my space add me!
http://www.myspace.com/lilnickyisabadboy

This is me drunk and dancing!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.​individual&videoid=1404620344

This video is so sweet you might cry I made it maself for my now ex fiance.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.​individual&videoid=1404650002



I like....
------------Music----------hardcore, rab, R&B, all kinds of music that doesn't suck
------Favorite song right now is "miss new booty"
--------------------icons, when i grow up I want to be a professional icon maker guy
------Money so I can buy people presents
-------------The blackberry pearl
------Friends
-----------------------Kisses
---------YOU! maybe. Send me naked pictures and I'll turn that maybe into yes. BONUS points if you have a boyfriend. Minus points if you have a penis.

----messages using icons telling the story like this....
------So I went to the park I played ball by myself. Then this guy with a skull face came and said So was like WTF then he pulled out a gun so then I karate jump kicked him in the face then I came home and went on the computer . Then some hot girls from nexopia came over and we drank some 's. Then everyone got rd and started ing then two girls look at me and they teamed me dancing to polka the newest shit it was great THE END

P.S this is all true except the skull face, and the flying karate kick, and playing ball by myself the rest is all true. I"m the hottest polka DJ to hit the mean streets of surrey ever.







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