Warning you will die from reading this, seriously, i'm not joking, your going to die, everyone dies
I am just going to put random stuff on this until I feel like doing something real with it, until then, don't enjoy.
I also know that my page with never (at this moment)(at this moment kyle doesn't technically have anything on his page) compete with kyles awesome and actually really funny page (I need a damn banana) and, i feel like going on and on about some crap no ones going to read, so, there once was some guy, named Tim and he lived in some place, he had a red hat, and this hat was red, this is important, my run on sentences will explain, so anyways, Tim went to the store and bought some bread, and was walking home....damn...long story short he dies.
ABOOT ME
So a little about me(I lied it's actually a lot)(ha ha it's funny cause it's stupid) . I was born in Tokyo, Japan and moved to Munich, Germany when I was two. After that i moved to Canada when I was six where I lived in Toronto for a year. I've since then lived the rest of this time in Saskatoon. I have one sister and live with both parents (My mother was never a hamster and I don't think my father smells like elder berries). My sister is 6'8" at age 15! THAT'S BLOODY NUTS! Basically my family keeps to itself, nothing exciting happens in it.
I love doing activities, they're so fun. I do absolutely everything that I've listed on those activity thingys about you, what ever they're called. I spend so much time doing what ever it is that I do, Flailing and Gambling are my two favorite. like seriously, who doesn't love flailing?
At the age of four I was abducted by space aliens. This was a turning point for me growing up, since I had never seen a space alien before. I remember the whole experience pretty well. While i was up there they gave me some cookies and milk to drink, where we talked about word and galactic politics. After that we had a gentlemens game of Cricket and i was home before tea time. No one believes this story, and I can never understand why.
I've basically spent the remandier of my time doing those activity things and traveling across the globe visiting my family all over the world. Two of my aunts live in Antarctica, and three of my cousins live on a tiny island off the cost of Madagascar. I still haven't been able to see my whole family yet, because I haven't even started my dads side.
School's pretty awesome where I live. All my friends are nuts and as hell. Two of my friends can climb walls, one of my friends can walk on two feet instead of three, and the rest of them are able to fly and shoot lightning out of their eyes.
Most of my days at school are spent trying to figure out how to get to the third floor and go swimming. WHERE THE HELL IS THE THIRD FLOOR??? SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO FREAKIN SWIM IN THIRD PERIOD!!! Anyways, i still can't find it, though stupid kyle has, and he bragged about it for months (I almost threw him off a bridge for it).
My favorite moment in school was when everyone sat at the table at lunch and talked, man was that ever epic, we talked for the whole lunch period! THE WHOLE LUNCH PERIOD! After that the teachers came in with the shock sticks and took everyone to class.
Basically my life is boring as fuck and I wish i was normally sometimes, oh and i want a pony for Christmas.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Beat that!!
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia I love it
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA, TERRECOTTA, BANANA, TERRECOTTA, TERRECOTTA PIE!
RAPE ME!!!!!
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