monkeyCOWman - 22, Male, Saskatoon
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This is kinda funny, middle of the night, nothing else better to do and I just relized the girl who blogs none fucking stop...STOPPED BLOGING, HOLY HELL!


I thought it was interesting?
 

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Bad luck loves me
 

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went camping again

had lots of fun

Crazy storm happened and someone went ape shit crazy

PEOPLE WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP THE LAST NIGHT!!! I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC!!

And spent lots of time with an amazing friend of mine
 

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your the world to me
 

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FIANALY
SLOW DOWN THIS IS SLIPPING THROUGH MY MIND, THIS CONVERSATION HAS RUN OUT OF TIME!!! DU DU DU DU DU DU AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN, IT'S BACK YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY I'M DOING IT AGAIN....I THINK MABYE, POSSIBLEY? I THINK SO? wait? ummmmm.......HA HA HA HA ya ya ya you get it....I love you! tee hee....stupid me? WHAT EVER! KEEPER OF THE CANDLE!!! YOU WILL DO, WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY, BACK TO THE FRONT!!! BODY MY HOLDING CELL!! SHE'S SO HIGH, HIGH ABOVE ME, SHE'S SO LOVELY, SHE'S SO HIGH, LIKE CLEOPATRA, JON OF ARC, OR APHRODITE!!!
 

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Went camping

Got a complaint
found a missing bathing suit bottom (which someone didn't think I would find )




and it was all fun
 

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No one's going to get this, maybe aaron or evan might

LoL stupid naruto! Kakashi and lee!! "WHY NOT MEEEEEE!!!"

HAHAHAHA Naruto's going to get laid (and he doesn't even realize it)


 

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so, I was sitting, doing my homework, when a girl called me up and asked me to go outside and walk in the rain. Well, this was defiantly something I needed to think about. Not only do I like walking in the rain (especiallly hard rain) I enjoy walking with this girl...or I could spend my time doing very important homework? Well my choice was clear and I walked in the rain with the girl. We spent our time getting very wet and having no idea where we were walking to, we also argued about which one of us would jump in very large pools of water. In any case, we got very wet, and me being the creepy person I am find wet girls to be very attractive... She being the very best of them all. oh,and I love her.
 

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I GAVE DIANE HER BEAR!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
 

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hmm...
I think I had a blister in my mouth, it looked like one, with it's watery sack sticking out...it felt damn weird, so I popped it.
 

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YAY FOUND IT!
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No Cheating.
=( Ouch.
=) Yay?
=| I don't get it.

I FOUND IT YAY, NOW IN THE WORDS OF MY FOREFATHERS, GET IT ON!!!

1. How does the world see me? SCENTLESS APPRENTICE (NIRVANA)
2. Will I have a happy life?: WALKING CONTRADICTION (GREEN DAY)
3. What do my friends really think of me? BLEW (NIRVANA)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? THIS IS HOW IT GOES (BILLY TALENT)?????
5. How can I make myself happy? LONG VIEW (GREEN DAY)
6. What should I do with my life? NO BRAINS (SUM 41)
7. Will I ever have children? FALLING JIMMY (MAXIMUM THE HORMONE)
8. What is some good advice for me?: HAIYANI SPAIN (MAXIMUM THE HORMONE)
9. How will I be remembered?: MILK IT (NIRVANA)
10. What is my signature dance song? HEART ATTACK (SUM 41)
11. What do I think my current theme song is? HANDLE THIS (SM 41)
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: AMERICAN IDIOT (GREEN DAY)
13. What song will play at my funeral?: HELL SONG (SUM 41)
14. What type of men/women do you like?: HOLY MOUNTAINS (SYSTEM OF A DOWN)
15. What is my day going to be like? GIVE ME NOVACAINE (GREEN DAY)

Part II

1. What is your love life like? RIVER BELLOW (BILLY TALENT)
2. What is sex with you like? DEADBEAT HOLIDAY (GREEN DAY)
3. What's your life motto? U-FIG (SYSTEM OF A DOWN)
4. What do your parents think of you? FLOYD THE BARBER (NIRVANA)
5. What does your best friend really think of you? DUMB (NIRVANA)
6.What's your favorite hobby? THE EX (BILLY TALENT)
7. What's the worst thing about you? WE BETTER LEARN HOW TO HOTWIRE A UTERUS (THE FALL OF TROY)
8. Describe your mind. REGRET NOT (ALL THAT REMAINS)
9. How will you die? KILLING IN THE NAME (RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE)
10. How does your crush/S.O. feel about you? RIDE THE LIGHTNING (METALLICA)
11. What is your wedding going to be like? DAMAGE INC. (METALLICA)
12. What about your honeymoon? BIG CHEESE (NIRVANA)
13. Describe the last day of your life. TERRITORIAL PISSINGS (NIRVANA)
14. Why does life suck? PENNYROYAL TEA (NIRVANA)
15. Why does life rule? MY NAME IS JONAS (WEEZER)
16. What will you be famous for? SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF (PRIMUS)

THESE SONGS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!



MOVIE TIME!!!! GET IT ON!

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits: BRAT (GREEN DAY)
Waking Up: PERFECT WORLD (BILLY TALENT)
First Day At School: MR. AMSTERDAM (SUM 41)
Hanging with Friends: MR. MOUSTACHE (NIRVANA)
First Kiss: MOTIVATION (SUM 41)
Birthday: KING FOR A DAY (GREEN DAY)
Party Scene: TRAPPED UNDER ICE (METALLICA)
Falling In Love: LIGHTNING CRASHES (PEARL JAM)
Fight Song: TENTATIVE (SYSTEM OF A DOWN)
Breaking Up: SCOFF (NIRVANA)
Prom: BEESWAX (NIRVANA)
College: MCAULAY MCULKIN (THE FALL OF TROY)
Life: HAUSHINKA (GREEN DAY)
Mental Breakdown: NICE GUYS FINISH LAST (GREEN DAY)
Driving: BLACK HOLE SUN (SOUND GARDEN)
Flashback: THANKS FOR NOTHING (SUM 41)
Getting back together: IT'S ALL BEEN DONE (BARENAKED LADIES)
Love Scene: ON A PLAIN (NIRVANA)
Wedding: ARMATAGE SHANKS (GREEN DAY)
Honeymoon: THEN THE MORNING COMES (SMASH MOUTH)
Final Battle: SIX (ALL THAT REMAINS)
Death Scene: ROAD MAN (SMASH MOUTH)
Funeral Song: SAD BUT TRUE (METALLICA)

THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!
 

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I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, you just have to look.
 

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does your mom come in mens!
*YAWN* stretch! *stretches* I'm tired and bleach is an awesome amazing album. *SNEEZES* AHHHHCHOOOO!


I LOVE YOU!!!