***************COKE HEADS**************** U Might Be Skinny Faster Than The Gym But U Look Like Worn Out Messes Figure Ur Shit Out
WIGGERS!!!!
Exco jeans, $65
G-Unit shirt, $40
Airforce One's, $130
Your "bling bling", $500
Realizing you're white . . . Priceless!
When all a girl has to talk about is her boyfriend Don't get me wrong i care when it's serious but fuck break up with him if hes sucha pain in the ass
Me when i get Like this haha
20 Ways to Tell If A Girl Has Had Too Much to Drink: UPPERCASE IS ME BUT IM SURE PPL THAT KNO FIGURED IT OUT BY READING IT HAHA
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3.I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONES ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT.
4. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it
5. PEOPLE MUST THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME BECAUSE I'V BEEN THE THE BATHROOM AT LEAST 10 TIMES.
6. I START TELLING EVERYONE I SEE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
7. I GET EXTREMELY ROWDY EVERYTIME A NEW SONG COMES ON BECAUSE! "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY WITH FIRE
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE DOWN MOVES.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I FALL ON MY ASS AT LEAST 10 TIMES DURING THE NIGHT.
JEZZZZ GIRLS ARE STARTING YOUNG THESE DAYS HAHAHA
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