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BREAKING BENJAMIN
SUM 41
STYLES OF BEYOND
OZZY OSBORNE
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GODSMACK
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10 REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER
1. They always wear protection.
2. They have great hands.
3. They are used to scoring.
4. They have great stamina.
5. They find the opening and get it in.
6. They never miss the target.
7. They know how to use their wood.
8. They have long sticks.
9. They know when to play rough.
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Your G-Unit Shirt - $40
Your Ecko Jeans - $65
Your Airforces - $130
Your Bling Bling - $250
Realizing that Your white... PRICELESS
TOP TEN BLONDE INVENTIONS
1.water-proof towel
2.solar powered flashlight
3.submarine screen door
4.a book on how to read
5.inflatable dart board
6.a dictionary index
7.ejector seat on a helicopter
8.powered water
9.pedal powered wheel chair
10.cordless bungee
18 Reazonz You shud date @ s o c c e r~P l a y ah
1. we know how to kick it
2. we like to score
3. we make you scream for more
4. getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
5. skill is definite
6. we'll play anywhere, anytime
7. we go for 90 min, in 11 different postitions
8. kicking ass is the same as smacking it
9. we're always on *top*
10. we can handle our ball's very well
11.We love the grass
12.Sweating is no problem
13.We have great stamina
14.We love getting down and dirty
15.we have perfect touch
16.we'll know where u want it, and when you'll want it
17.*after a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
18.we're used to having bruises on our knees
9 THING I HATE ABOUT EVEYONE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
:DTrue Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard /bitch who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend!!!
Being a Canucks fan is not easy,
Years of happiness, and years of misery.
The rollercoaster ride with ups and downs,
With a team of which so much love we've found.[/
Times where it gets so hard to believe,
That one day the Stanley Cup, we'll recieve.
Times when others give you so many reasons,
To go against our team, but that only gives us that much more adrenaline.
We simply can't wait for the day,
When we get those feelings words could never say.
To prove those who doubted us wrong,
For when the time comes, it will never be gone
We've been through unbelievable highs and lows,
That only fans of this incredible team could know.
No other team has been through more,
Still into the love for this game, our hearts and souls we pour.
It's not easy going through as much as we do,
Yet we still wait for that undescribeable victory that's long overdue.
All the heartache, all the tears that loving this team brings,
But it's not yet over, and what a thrilling ride we're all having
Some people think you're crazy
When you say you're a 'nucks fan
"They have no history or cups"
Said one ignorant man
But it's not about past cup winnings
Sure we have none, but don't sweat
It's about the things that are to come
Things that haven't happened yet
It's about the feeling that we'll get
When the boys bring Stanley here
For the people that think that day won't come
Don't worry, it will, don't fear
For I can't wait for that fine day
When our boys hoist the cup
Even if it takes 34 years more
I'm never giving up
For I'm a fan of just one team
And I won't cheer for another
Because I am a canucks fan
Now and forever