The names Kevin, Just moved to Kelowna wanting to meet new people. Im an outgoing person once you get to know me. I like drag racing and anything else to do with cars. Im currently restoring a 76 vega wagon. I will try almost anything once. Going camping and fishin. I like spending time with friends partying, going to the beach and stuff like that. I play rugby(lock) finally playing for mens league hoping to play prop. Im 6'1, 195 pounds with blond hair and eyes that change from dark blue to green depending on my mood.



Provincials 2005.


10 and 0 season boys.




NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT





You know you're a rugger(rugby player) when...

- being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
- you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
- being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
- stripping is a skill.
- sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
- pulling out early is the right thing to do.
- showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
- drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
- going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
- you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
- you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
- you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
- someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
- you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
- you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
- starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
- you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
- drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
- bruises on your body are a point of pride.
- you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
- grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
- your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don?t even own a cat.
- (female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
- you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
- every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest person.

Rugby
Anything to do with racing vehicles
Relaxin on the beach
Random drivin missions
Most types of music depending on my mood
Playin ps2 with friends
Cooking for large groups of my friends
My P.O.S. Car

[[13 reasons why you should date a Rugby player]]
1. We can do it 60 minutes or till the its finished in 15 different positions
2. We’re used to scoring big and taking pain
3. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
4. Skill and moves are definite
5. We'll play anywhere and anytime
6. We play well with others
7. We’re always on the top of the game
8. We know when to take charge
9. We also know when to play rough
10.We play better with crowds and fans chearing
11.We know when to pull a switch or just hammer straight through
12.We dont take breaks
13.Last but not least, how can you go wrong with one hooker and 14 guys?




TOP TEN QUESTIONS ASKED
BY RUGBY ROOKIES

10. Aren't we going to shower before the party?
9. I'm supposed to grab you where?
8. We have to change our clothes right here in front of everybody?
7. Are they allowed to step on my face?
6. What does it mean if their whole team doesn't shave?
5. How comes the coach never runs with us?
4. Where is the "boot" and how do I shoot it?
3. How do I call for a sub?
2. Is my neck going to feel like this after every game?
1. Did everyone "used to live in Chicago"?




The Top 10 Least Inspirational Things For A Coach To Say At Half-time of the World Cup Final...


10. "If you don't mind, I'm going to leave now to beat the traffic."
9. "They may have the talent, size and athleticism - but we've got great shirts!"
8. "Who's winning?"
7. "I'd like to set aside a few minutes here for everyone to think about what Jesus means in their lives."
6. "Look, we've really got a chance here, or my name's not Clive Woodward."
5. "Enough tactical talk, let me tell you about my range of Tupperware products."
4. "So when you get the, uh, you know, the oval thing, the, uh, ball..."
3. "It's not over until...ah, who am I kidding, it is over."
2. "If we win, I'm buying the beers - if we lose, I'm buying the beers and the hookers."
1. "Slow down fellas, I've got fifty quid riding on the opposition.

Quotes

"Someone in the team always knows someone who knew a back that volunteered to play prop once and now spends his days mumbling into his soup and watching the birds on the lawn."

"On a crisp fall day in 1823 William Webb Ellis picked up a football in his hands and ran with it. To this day, backs throughout the world hail this moment as the birth of rugby. Forwards, however, know that the game was not really invented until 1.5 seconds later, when Roland Dimrumple drove a squealing Mr. Ellis' face into the turf, kicked him in the solar plexus and told him to "keep his sodding hands off the ball"."

"The only trophy we won this day, was the blood and sweat we left on the pitch.... and it was enough"

"In my time, I've had my knee out, broken my collarbone, had my nose smashed, a rib broken, lost a few teeth, and ricked my back; but as soon as I get a bit of bad luck I'm going to quit the game." - J.W. Robison

SO TRUE

"In 1823, William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why." - Sir Tasker Watkins (1979)

A Forward's Testament To A Back

Son, in this world there are scrums. And in those scrums you need forwards. Are you willing to do it? As a forward, I have more responsibility than you can ever fathom. You use words like "drunk" and "out of shape"; those words are the very backbone of a life I spent drinking and partying in, and you use them as a punchline. You weep for your wings and centres, and curse the forward. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of knowing that the front row, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins these games you play. Truth? You can't handle the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about in your selection meetings, you want me in that scrum; you need me in that scrum. I neither have the time nor inclination to explain myself to a back who scores on the very blanket of ball retention that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just bought me a beer and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you crawl into that scrum and get dirty. Either way, I don't give a damn who you think is responsible.

Sausage Fests
empty beer
end of rugby season
annoying biblets that dont know when to stop talking
immature ex's
the fact that i will never play high school rugby ever again
girls that play mind games
kamloops