I'm the coolest person you will ever know.

BASICS

Height:	164 cm - 168 cm (5'5" - 5'6")
Weight:	56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:	July 31, 1989
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Dating:	Married
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Victoria, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	01:29am \| May 30, '04

INTERESTS

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RANDOM MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

im holding out for Bob Ross (I am in denile that he is dead...that guys to calm/cool to be dead...he is just resting okay?)

i randomly click and look at peoples pictures, so for those have plus....i am a creeper...well i am just extremly bored...
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My Favorite Song at the Moment:
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

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DISLIKES

I hate alot of shit, but meh whatever, i'll try to look on the bright side

oh and
If I die, and you put your msn name or anything on the internet or really use me as any kind of excuse for a pity party I will come back from the dead and bitch slap you...that is the stupidest excuse for attention if I have ever heard one, if you use someone�s death so people will feel sorry for you and to get some attention then maybe you should go and get a conscience. The only way I will allow that is if you have a picture of me on your car with RIP MCKENZIE GANGSTAAAR FOR LIFE.

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JOKES I FIND AMUSING

#1-How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
#2-I don't know
#1-None, they just sit in the dark and cry
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ANOTHER, (wow im excited and i wrote that im excited)

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS: You have two cows. They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an Ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and Market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

INDIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You worship them.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You don't know economy. You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.
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TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

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-Why did the dead baby cross the road?
-Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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RANDOM MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

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JOKES I FIND AMUSING