Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
Chevy
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
deer
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
it runs away cause its a deer.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
A nice cottage, like the one in That one with kate winselt and she switches houses with Cameron diaz.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes. SECURITY HELOOO
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room... what do you see in the dining room?
lots of food and all my family
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
a mug. for some weird reason
8. What do you do with the cup?
look inside?
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
a lake surronded by a pretty forest
10. How will you cross the water?
a kyack?
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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
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Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past.
Begin.
1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon /early evening
c) late at night
2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly
3. When talking to people you.. .
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with.. .
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to
sleep you are.. .
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant / unusual
POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points.
total = 4+4+7+1+6+4+4+3+6+1=
TOTAL = 40
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should
"handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered,
and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you,
wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you,
hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.
They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will
try anything once; someone who takes chances and
enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's
constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced
not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate,
and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help
them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious,
careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented,
but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily
but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make
and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who
really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your
trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time
to get over if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and
steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did
something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting
you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by
your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous,
and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who
always wants someone else to make the decisions &
who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.
Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.
