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LIKES!!!
Dogs, Cats,
Chillin with people,
Music, Ice Cream, Rain

DISLIKES!!!
PPL THAT ACT GANGSTER
WEN THERE NOT!, BITCHES!,
BACKSTABERS!, WEN U CANT
FIND THE REMOTE AND THEN
U HAVE 2 GET UP 2 CHANGE IT!,
WEN I DONT HAVE MONEY!, RACISTS,
AND KIYA!




if you have ever
PUSHED on a door
that said PULL
put this on your page



I am currently: HAPPY



How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply



A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're Pink, "
"When you grow up you're White, "
"When you're sick, you're Green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn Red, "
"When you're cold you turn Blue, "
"And when you die you turn Purple.
"And you have the nerve to call me "Colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....





Why am I smiling
And why do I sing?
Why does September
Seem sunny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Happy and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life full of you.
You know who you are,
Those select fue.
Thank you for being there
And staying true.

TEN FACTS
01. Hometown: Langford
02. Hair color: Blonde
03. Hair length: Under my ears
04. Hair style: Normal?
05. Eye color: Blue
06. Shoe size: 10 M
07. Mood: Ummm
08. Tattoo: None
09. Peircings: None
10. Lefty/Righty: Bothy?

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
01. Have you ever been in love: YES
02. Do you believe in love: YES
03. Why did your last relationship fail: She cheated on me
04. Have you ever been heartbroken: Yes
05. Have you ever broken someone's heart: Yes....
06. Have you ever fallen for your best friend: Yes
07. Have you ever loved someone but never told them: Yes
08. Are you afraid of commitment: No
09. Have you ever kissed someone you liked: Yes
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer: Yes
11. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: Did...

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
01. Have you ever been caught sneaking out: No
02. Have you ever skinny dipped: No
03. Have you ever done something you regret: Yes
04. Have you ever bungee jumped: No
05. Have you ever been on a house boat: No
06. Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker: Yes
07. Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt: YES!
08. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't: Yes...sorry
10. Have you ever dated someone you didn't really want to? No

TEN EMOTIONS
01. Are you missing someone right now: Yes...2 ppl
02. Are you happy: not rly
03. Are you talking to anyone right now: Yes
04. Are you bored: YES!
05. Are your parents still married: No
06. Do you like someone right now: yes (love)

TEN FIRSTS.
1. First Best Friend: UHH I 4get… That’s pretty bad
2. First Screen Name: i dont remember
3. First Pet: Elmo
4. First Piercing: Don’t got 1
5. First Crush: Amber
6. First Car: Don’t have 1 yet
7. First Love: UHH...
8. First stuffed animal: A Bear
9. First alcoholic beverage consumed: Never had any

HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: yyes
2. Have you ever been arrested?: No
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: No
4. Have you ever been on tv: No
5. Have you ever kissed someone, and then wished you hadn't?: yes

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN ORDER
1. Girls
2. Friends
3. Family
4. Music
5. Pets

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
1. Robert
2. Scott
3. Elise
4. Bradey



TWO FEARS
1. Public Speaking
2. Being Blind

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. Idk

If you get more than 30, you're paranoid.
If you get 21 to 30, your normal.
If you get 11 to 20, you're pretty normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
If you get 0, you think you're tough, but
Everybody fears something.

RED = I Fear alot
ORANGE = I Fear quite a bit
YELLOW = I Fear a lil
[GREEN = I fear just a smidge

I fear..

[ ] gay people
[ ] the dark
[x] never getting married
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] public speaking
TOTAL:2

[x] heights
[ ] cats
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] ants
[ ] car crashes
[ ] flying
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
TOTAL: 1

[ ] dark water
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boy/girlfriend's or ex's dad
[ ] my boy/girlfriend's or ex's mom
[ ] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
TOTAL: 1

[ ] wind
[ ] cotton balls
[ ] cemeteries
[ ] clowns
[ ] large crowds
[ ] crossing bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] men
[ ] women
TOTAL: 0

[ ] having great responsibility
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] diseases
[ ] snakes
[ ] sharks
[ ] shots
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
TOTAL: 1

[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains or railroads
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] being blind
[x] being deaf
[ ] growing up
TOTAL: 3

[ ] monsters under my bed
[ ] certain colors
[ ] certain numbers
[ ] 'signs' that something is going to happen
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[x] someone you love or care about getting hurt
[ ] someone you love or care about hurting you
[ ] love
TOTAL: 2

In all TOTAL: 10







this is why i hop
this is why i hop
this is why, this is why
this is why i hop
i hop cuz i'm a bunny
you don't, cuz you're not
this is why, this is why
this is why i hop
i'm the easter rabbit
i hide all the eggs
and you put them in a basket
i got floppy ears
a little cotton tail
i didn't get your message
cuz bunnys don't get mail
i give you lots of chocolate
i eat carrots and grass
people wonder where my eggs come from
i take them from my ass!




Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Tried Weed didnt like it
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Dumped Somebody
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Something Die

SO FAR: 11

Level 5
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane

SO FAR: 12

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding/Skiing
(x) Met people BECAUSE Of Myspace/Nexopia
( ) Been Mosh Pitting

SO FAR: 15

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) "Liked" Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR:19

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
( ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 22

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Watch someone sleep in class

SO FAR: 27

Level 10
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 29

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been robbed/vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Pet A Deer

SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 34

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 35

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes

SO FAR: 39

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean / Gulf
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal Only With Coins

SO FAR: 47

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 50

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach

SO FAR: 54

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 3 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped by a Monkey

SO FAR:55

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" In Class, WHO HASN'T!
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 56

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat on a Rooftop

SO FAR: 58

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night

SO FAR: 61

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(x) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have / Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Jail / Visit (It was the "Visit" one)


SO FAR: 67

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On (It was a Lake)
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 72

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It
( ) Made A Porn Video
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 74

Level 27
( ) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon / Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Ran Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 79

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 80

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 83

Level 32
(x) been shot at
(x) flattened someone tires
( ) Rode your car until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
( ) Had a crush on someone you know on Myspace/ Nexopia

SO FAR: 85

Altogether: 85

-repost this as "I've done ___ of the 142 dumbest things!"




"A good friend will come bail you out of jail.. a true friend will be sitting next to you saying.. Damn.. we Fucked up. "

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