Passion makes the world go round.
Love just makes it a safer place.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport.
The ones who will drive you are your true friends.
The rest aren't bad people;
they're just acquaintances.
Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of.
You know whatever you do, they'll still be there
Romance is dead -
it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney,
homogenized,
and sold off piece by piece
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
If you were going to die soon and
had only one phone call you could make,
who would you call and what would you say?
And why are you waiting?