1. emo fuck
Whiny, puny dudes who have worn tight women's jeans for so long that their testicles never dropped. They are constantly shoving their thin girl hands in their pockets which further complicates their testicular problems. As a result of this behavior emo fucks inevitably grow up to become adult teenagers who sit in the dark and listen to shitty,lispy songs about candles,dead dandelions,and unrequieted puppy love. They seldom make eye contact partly due to the greasy, dandruff laden, bangs that hang over their eyes and partly due to their lack of masculinity and/or courage. They love to call everything gay even though they would be gay if they could only achieve an erection in those cute jeans. In summary, emo fucks are weak poeple who need to hide in numbers. They identify with crappy faggy music and always try to be in love so they can get their heart broken and gain emo cred with their defeatist self loathing lackeys. I plan to run for president in '08 on the emo fuck holocaust ticket. If i win, we will have sweater burnings in the streets. We will provide guns and bullets to all emo fucks who want to kill themselves, and eventually we will reach the final solution: we will hold a huge free vegan buffet, but unbeknownst to the emo fucks... the food will have egg and cheese in it!
"Fear not the wrath of the emo fuck, for he is sensitive and quite fun to provoke."
2. Emo fuck
stupid, ignorant, whiney wastes of human life. they sit in their corner with their friends, cutting their wrists and listening to fall out boy. emo fucks are mostly identified with their gay, shitty, and musically inept bands (such as hawthorne heights, senses fail, and underoath.) these emo creatures should all be drug out into the streets and shot simultaneously.
"My mom and dad hate me! Everyone hates me!"
In reality, this emo fuck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.
3. Emo fuck
normally a gay girl (or boy) who obsesses over dinosaurs, polka dots, and guns to there head.if you try to talk with them they normally look down and cover there eyes with their greasy black hair.
they cut there wrists as much as they cut there hair
"hey you stupid emo fuck- look at me when i talk to you!"
4. emo alphabet
A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that.
B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.
C is for Crying.
D is for Dyed Black Hair.
E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.
F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!
G is for Glasses; preferably thick black rims.
H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.
I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J is for Jilted Lover.
K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L is for Labeling yourself.
M is for Mood swings.
N is for Never having any friends who care about you.
O is for "Old Man Pants".
P is for "Picked Last in Gym Class"; and other cliches of the sort.
Q is for Questiong your self worth.
R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S is for Sweaters.
T is for Thrift stores.
U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.
V is for Veganism.
W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.
X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.
Y is for Your miserable existance.
Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer (a very homosexual one).
5. emo lines
Horizontal scars over the wrists left by unsuccessful suicide attempts. Refers to the tendency Emo kids have to commit suicide in response to insignificant problems, e.g. their parents or a breakup.
Look at the emo lines on him, what a weirdo
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emo h8 mail:
(feel free to message any of the following and flame the shit out of them)
BrushedRed;
You "emo" haters are more fucking gay then acctual emo's why not get a real hobby or hate somthing that acctually matters like brown kids or somthing
Reply: A self confessed racist, i'm sure your kind (the emos) will have a field day with that. Thanks! =)
|D|~avid
k do you even have a reason to hate emos or do you just do it cause you think its cool? they dont do anything to you.
Reply: Yes, for being the way they choose to be. Thanks! =)
-[.entrance.
do you descriminate against black people too?
you may as well be racist.
Reply: as you may or may not know, you don't choose your race, but you sure as fuck choose to be emo. Thanks! =)
GhettoBaby69
thats actually kind rude like I do make fun of Emos some times but not to that extent they are ppl two u know if u dont like just fucking ignore them so uh yah peace
Reply: Fellow emo hater, yes, it's for their own good (as well as everyone elses) to make fun of them. Thanks! =)
pancake;;
i feel bad for you! taking time out of your life to make a WHOLE page just about 'emos'. God, go outside and off the computer. Try it, you wont die. i promise
Reply: Take your own advice. Thanks! =)
BitchyChan
I Have Emo Friends
And they are actually cool People
and I'm Sorta Emo
Get a Life, Serously
Reply: Thats really discouraging to hear. You should try to get your friends to kill themselves....maybe a suicide pact? ..have fun. Thanks! =)
Xtremebiker
haha yer so fuckin sad. i kmnwo some emos. and they aint little guys. i wanna see u say that to ther faces. and by the way yer tkain this to far. i knwo u probabaly ahve no firends. and that ye rin denial. and that yer probabaly an emo. so get a life.
Reply: Strong comments, coming from an emo, who can barely lift a pen to write depressing prose, let alone slit his wrists deep enough to kill himself. Thanks! =)
xo.Jenny.xo
FUCK YOU
do you think its cool to make fun of them
wow... ur pretty gay
Reply: What im doing here is the RESPONSIBLE thing to do, the emo fuck holocaust will happen, just have to get the word out. Thanks! =)
sk8erboy60
i seriously hope some emos come and fuck you up...your and asshole. and all this shit about them having razors, one of them is going to come and fucking stab you with that razor so id watch what you say
Reply: Lets look at the emo alphabet for a few reasons why this would never happen:
C is for Crying - the emo would be too tear eyed to get an accurate jab at me with his.......
U is for Underdeveloped Muscles - the thrust of the razor against me would have less chance of hurting me than the emo has of successfully killing himself. Thanks! =)
moshpit;
um get a life kay?
you're all using the term
"emo" totally wrong. For all
you asswhips who think that
you're right, let me tell you what
it actually is. It is a type of fucking
music gaytards.
seriously why do you make such
a big deal out of people who dress
differently and wear their makeup differently
than you? you all are so low. Like honestly
there are a whole lot of other people who
hate you, and you chose to hate something
that doesn't even exist? wow, real mature.
Come on you're 17 buddy, you should use a dictionary
and look up the word.. or are you too retarded
to find it. I bet you don't even know what these
"emo" people are like. For a fact not all of them
do what you think they do, and the ones that do
need help. I cant believe this world has made such
a big deal out of something so fake. You know who/what
we need to make a big deal about? chinese.. NO OFFENCE
but seriously they are populating the whole fucking world.
kay yeah, you need to grow up alot more and quit making a big fucking deal
about people who are different than you. That's the whole reason why the world was made,
for different people that are able to live their lives normally. If every single person was
like you it would be the dullest
thing on the fucking planet. kthxgogetalife
Holy fucking long rant, too bad you're about as racist as the other douchebag BrushedRed; (he was racist against browns, you against chinese) Thanks =)
[T]jay*
i honestly think you have an emo issue i think u need to grab a razor blade and cut yourself and see how it feels
Reply: It's interesting you want me to "see how it feels" to be an emo, so you're one yourself.....good for you, how're those blades treating you? Oh ya you just want the attention.... my bad. Thanks! =)
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... i will remove hate comments and add it to emo h8 mail section ...