I pretend to be the definition of AA...arts alcoholic...pretty much refers to arts students who can talk for hours about classes theyve skipped completely, who go into exams with hangovers diminished only by rough sweaty groggy morning sex and who hang around campus with flasks and packs of pretentious eurotrash cigarettes while wearing a strange mix of indie boho yuppie clothing including the mandatory torn jeans and wayfarers. I go to frat parties with my friends but I dont like frat guys. I'm on my school's field hockey team though I don't like jocks and am interested only in boxing. Orange juice is my principle source of nourishment, beer my source of carbs. It's difficult to wear ipod headphones and everpresent sunglasses while still keeping a smoke over your ear but after all I'm in university for a reason. According to some who know me pretty well I couldnt be an asshole if I tried even though i did tell a girl she'd look good with aids and my close friends know Im nowhere near as badass as I try to look. I'm bisexual because frankly there are few girls OR guys who have what I'm looking for. I may be something of a whore but I can be very monogamous if someone excites me, challenges me. I like agressive women, agressive and brilliant. My bisexuality has also been charted up by some to greed.

Random reflection: Ian Somerholder and Shannyn Sossanan are gorgeous in Rules of attraction yet ugly and/or daterapistish anywhere else. Why?

I like music but not obsessively. I like folk, indie rock, some rap, limited classical (Vivaldi, Mozart and Beethoven for the most part) and alot of foreign music, modern and otherwise. I like coming of age movies and books like Rules of Attraction, Igby goes Down or Risky Buisness. My current author obsession is Bret Ellis...again Rules of Attraction, American Psycho. I'm a total Classics nerd. I like travelling as long as I'm with a good group...short to say family vacations do not appeal to me...though 2 weeks into most trips my livers already trashed and I have to turn to drugs instead. I'm something of a sitcom junkie though I also love the Daily Show and Colbert Report. I bike alot. I get some side money from writing and I serve coffee to good normal people and nofat soy latte caramel machiattos with just a dusting of cinnamon and extra hot and IN A MUG, REMEMBER!!! in a MUG to assholes. If you want to see my writing, ask. The vast majority of my writing is autobiographical so if you want to know more about me...ask.

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. (lets see if you can get
through it. if not; you're too scared about your past)

-Longest relationship:
1 year

-Shortest relationship:
4 hours

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?:
6

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
yes, disgusting as it sounds

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
gay question but when i was younger, yes

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yes, often intentionally

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
neither. i like things casual. im 18. i want someone i can joke with, talk with and have great sex with. and drink with. thats a must

-Have you ever been cheated on?
no

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
i thought i did

-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yes, with guilt

-Talk to any of your ex's?
yes, close with a couple

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's, would you?
unfortunately yes, very much so yes

-Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
yes and they wont leave me alone

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
In some ways

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
neither yes nor no. ive definitely dated people who were not good FOR me.

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
i guess you could say so. but half the bruises were from sex

-Have you dated someone older then you?
Yes

-Dated someone younger then you?
Yes

-Do you regret anything that you have or haven’t done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
its rarely that simple

-Believe in love at first sight?
yes

-Ever dated two people at once?
yes

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
jokingly

-Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
yes. to those who im not close to and dont love my friendship with and especially to those who wont leave me alone, fuck off.

-Ever stole someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
yes. gives me a rush everytime

-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
who hasnt

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
gets easier with practise