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BASICS

Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:69 Kg - 73 Kg (151 lbs - 160 lbs)
Birthday:March 11, 1991
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living alone
Location:British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:07:07pm | Jan 14, '07
Profile Updated:09:06pm | Apr 28, '07
Last Active:11:23pm | Feb 01, '09

INTERESTS

Movies:Comedy, Horror, Teen
Art:Body Art, Knitting, Pottery, Visiting Museums
Animals/Pets:Birds
Video Games:Sports
Cars:Drifting, Formula 1
Music:Drum & Bass, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Techno, Rave
Sports:Hockey, Ice-skating, Kickboxing, Soccer
Activities:Drinking, Reading, Darts
Outdoor:Hiking, Traveling
Computers:Apple

BROTHERHOOD OF HOCKEY, THE CHEMI

People on the outside world cannot understand what happens in a hockey dressing room. The word chemistry is often used to describe what lurks behind the walls of a tight knit hockey room. If you talk to most players who win championships, they talk of the blood and guts, the second efforts, but most importantly they point out the chemistry in the room. From the day training camp starts, players are thrown together from all parts of the globe. Once the team is made, this is now your second family. You will bleed with these teammates, you will win and you will lose with them, but most of all they become your best buddies in the world. These guys you have to trust; not only on the ice but off the ice as well. When your flying up the ice and you hear "heads up!" And you quickly avoid the train coming at you; your buddies were there for you. When you are at the bar unable to walk, your buddies are the ones who will make sure you get home ok. When you are passed out on the couch, your buddies are the ones who will tea bag you and take pictures of it to show all the boys. You will pump up each others' tires with the broads, so that you can score with all the hotties. You will taste the sweet taste of victory and will cry tears together in defeat. Through hell and high water, for the next nine months, you will have a family that will care for you. Away from home for the first time, you may feel homesick. Your boys will stick together and all of you will have some of the best times of your life. Stories told in the dressing room, end when you walk out the door. What happens in a dressing room becomes a world in itself. If you respect this responsibility, you will reap the the benefits of a great year. Respecting the code of the locker room is more about life than it is about what happens on the ice. Cherish these times in the room boys. These are the memories that will stay with you a lifetime. Embrace these rules. Respect your teammates, but most of all enjoy the dance. When its all over you will look back and smile at all the golden moments of your youth. Then you will wake up your son and take him for practice. As you take a sip of your warm coffee, you will be gracious that you were there; you played, you laughed, you cried, and got to the dance.
Congratulations!!!

THE MYSTERIES OF A HOCKEY PLAYER

This pretty much says it all..........

The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a
great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35
then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be
us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on
the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing
else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl
is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...
you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple
hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the
road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese,
countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of
dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs,
new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mits, throwin in a dip,
wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of
everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce,
let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey

BLACK PEOPLE

Go Nucks.

you can betch ya buck
that hansen is the best canuck
josh green can give my dick a suck
the huntin' season just started.
that's a warning to each and every duck.
Perry is duck's only good player, he's amazing with the puck.
he's my cousin, built like a god'dam fire truck.
this song was made to give anahiem the best of luck
but luck cannot, should not, and will not win over skills
if thats to happen. run to the hills
cause i will get the chills, and rack up my kills.
every ducks player, except corey perry, is brutal
there the type of people who loves a little poodel
corey perry should just join the winning team, vancouver,
that would be a very smart maneuver.
californina isn't got shit on b.c.
from sea to sea, van is the offcial hockey city.
and that i say with a gaurantee, canada will agree.
that van is at the perfect degree to play hockey.
2010 winter olypmics taken place here
to say that don't mean shit, you offically are queer.
when you watch the canucks play, everything else will disapear.

from the east all the way to the west
in the fantasay pool, vancouver is the best.
i suggest you try and impress the best dressed winners of the northwest
It's like whoa, look at Loungo, the way he go down low, makin saves with his toe.
Holdin' us in the game, the team is one for the hall of fame.
respect our defence, it keeps our game's in suspense.
mitchel, ohlund, sopel, loungo, bieksa, edler, kraciek, salo,
this ain't no defence to mess around with yo.
we winning the cup, yup, you all know wha'sup.
expect all this to be true, mainly because of bobby lou.

this is our year. got anahiem saying oh dear. cause they got so near.
to beating us, they can moan about it on the bus.
sayin' the will win it in five?, good luck, cause they won't be alive.
cowan wil be plowing through their team, makin' the ducks scream,
bulis will be blowing by there d, buzzing like a killa bee.
naslund will be shooting out the lights, like he does most nights.
linden, the playoff master, he is old, but is scoring goals like it's a disaster.
taylor pyatt, is like the silver bullet from labbat.
daniel sedin, a regular swedish cycling machine.
hank sedin, makin' each and every goal look like a routine.
jannik hansen, the fastest player on vancouver, almen
alex b., about the size of a golf tee, but hits guys the size of a alder tree.
morrison, qucik and is as deadly as a tommy gun.
smolinski, makes all the oppisition look like they have heppatits c.
think you can defeat these boys, is just plain dumb.
they will make you feel numb
when they hit you, leaving you asking, "where'd that come from."
compared to them you are about the size of a crumb.
intimidation, fascination, inspiration, you know we going to be runnin this presentation.
scoring is our passion, hitting is our humor, stanley is our cup
if you think you have a chance you better be wakeing up.
'cause were bringing the cup home to the red leaf,
when it first come's home, it will be in disbelief.
but after reality kicks in he will be in relief.

from the east all the way to the west
in the fantasay pool, vancouver is the best.
i suggest you try and impress the best dressed winners of the northwest
It's like whoa, look at Loungo, the way he go down low, makin saves with his toe.
Holdin' us in the game, the team is one for the hall of fame.
respect our defence, it keeps our game's in suspense.
mitchel, ohlund, sopel, loungo, bieksa, edler, kraciek, salo,
this ain't no defence to mess around with yo.
we winning the cup, yup, you all know wha'sup.
expect all this to be true, mainly because of bobby lou.