i rock and u dont
BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING *A GIRL*
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1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
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2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
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3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
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4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. ************************************************** ********************
5. We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
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6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
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7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
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8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)
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9. We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
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10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to
dance.
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11. all u guyz....... Need i explain this one????
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12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
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13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
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14. That whole circumcision thing!
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15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
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16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
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17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
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18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
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19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
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20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
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1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
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2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
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3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
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4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. ************************************************** ********************
5. We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
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6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
************************************************** ********************
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
************************************************** ********************
8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)
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9. We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
************************************************** ********************
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to
dance.
************************************************** ********************
11. all u guyz....... Need i explain this one????
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12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
************************************************** ********************
13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
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14. That whole circumcision thing!
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15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
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16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
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17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
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18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
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19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
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20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
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