David Sedaris - My favorite writer, a common satirist, and a common smoker.
I'm awesome.
Dobro's rule. Delta is nice.
GAZA
JORDANICUS THE MIGHTY <3
DAUGHTERS YOU FUCKING POOSAI
Calf
I have never seen a dog with crooked teeth.
I've got a mouth full of retard.
I love you all for the same reasons I could not shoot crippled horses.
Come end this.
Let's breed the calf.
Breed the red calf.
Pork Finder
In the blood river of our final battle I found a dog with my legs and danced on bird skulls that popped to the rhythm sent from the death machine.
You were the Pork Finder and you knew your job well.
As bits of the children and their imagination rushed over my feet I held you close as I kissed the blood off your lips through your last shiver and let you go.
Hospital Fat Bags
Jesus is tight but you'd probably find more happiness with a good plastic surgeon.
I'm chewing on dog teeth and hospital fat bags.
So maybe we should welcome it with open arms?
And should you smell the burning and hear the screaming you can't tell yourself we didn't deserve it.
Piles of human and antiseptic as we cut the ugly.
Mothers wielding crosses made of children bones.
Armies of the half dead with their arms to the sky.
These who spoke against Him bled from their throats as their jaws had been torn away.
We knew it was blood because it was warmer than the air.
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BASICS
| Height: | 189 cm - 193 cm (6'3" - 6'4") |
| Weight: | 78 Kg - 82 Kg (171 lbs - 180 lbs) |
| Birthday: | January 11, 1988 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada |
| Profile Updated: | 06:07pm | Apr 15, '08 |
| Last Active: | 08:32pm | Nov 29, '08 |
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| Musical Instruments: | Bagpipes |
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SHIT
-Peta
-Whores (Crack, Money, Trend)
-Dickticklers
-People who make riff raff statements about government because they're enrolled in Social 30-1
-Getting punched in the tits
-Car clubs
-Bar stars
-Junkies
-Drugs
-Straight Edges
-O'G's who are from Fort McMurray
-British Conquest In South America - NEVER FORGET SLAVERY. REMEMBER SOUTH AMERICA
-Appliances that don't work
-Saw Movie Series, Hostel (both parts are shitty), Turistas GOOD CINEMA IS WASTED BY THIS SHIT
-People who torture animals
-Chuck Lidell is a fucking loser.
-Whores (Crack, Money, Trend)
-Dickticklers
-People who make riff raff statements about government because they're enrolled in Social 30-1
-Getting punched in the tits
-Car clubs
-Bar stars
-Junkies
-Drugs
-Straight Edges
-O'G's who are from Fort McMurray
-British Conquest In South America - NEVER FORGET SLAVERY. REMEMBER SOUTH AMERICA
-Appliances that don't work
-Saw Movie Series, Hostel (both parts are shitty), Turistas GOOD CINEMA IS WASTED BY THIS SHIT
-People who torture animals
-Chuck Lidell is a fucking loser.
LATEST BLOG ENTRY
04:20pm | Aug 03, '08 | No Comments
This nine pound hammer is a little too heavy
For my size, Buddy for my size
Roll on buddy, don't you roll so slow
How can I roll, when the wheels won't roll
I'm going to the mountain, just to see my baby
And I ain't coming back, no I ain't coming back
There ain't one hammer, down in this tunnel
That can ring like mine, that can ring like mine
Rings like silver, shines like gold
Rings like silver, shines like gold
This old hammer, it killed John Henry
Ain't gonna kill me, ain't gonna kill me
It's a long way to Harlan, and a long way to Hazard
Just to get a little booze, just to get a little booze
Buddy when I'm log gone, won't you make my tombstone
Out of number nine coal, out of number nine coal
For my size, Buddy for my size
Roll on buddy, don't you roll so slow
How can I roll, when the wheels won't roll
I'm going to the mountain, just to see my baby
And I ain't coming back, no I ain't coming back
There ain't one hammer, down in this tunnel
That can ring like mine, that can ring like mine
Rings like silver, shines like gold
Rings like silver, shines like gold
This old hammer, it killed John Henry
Ain't gonna kill me, ain't gonna kill me
It's a long way to Harlan, and a long way to Hazard
Just to get a little booze, just to get a little booze
Buddy when I'm log gone, won't you make my tombstone
Out of number nine coal, out of number nine coal