kay so pretty sure i was at school, and like keeled over in pain.
on my lower left side of my stomach.
my teachers like. umm.. go home. you're really sick.
so i called my battleaxe of a mother and told her i was going to the clinic then coming home.
so i called the clinic while i was waiting for the bus, and i also have a bad cold.
so i was talking to the receptionist, and i told her what i felt like
and she told me i MIGHT have H1N1, but NOT to come in.
and told me to stay home for a week.
i go to school AND work, almost every day.
so i called my mom back freaking out, and she got mad.
i went home, and looked it up on the computer.
i had some of the symptoms, but i also had the symptoms of apendicitis.
so i went to the clinic anyways, and told them that i could have apendicitis.
apparently appendicitis can be fatal, you can fucking die from it.
so i called my dad, and he came and got me, left work yada yada.
went to the ER, waited for a while
went in and got checked.
DONT have fucking apendicitis.
DONT have swine flu.
I HAVE A COLD. and some strange stomach bullshit,
but they dont know what it is.
and its not a main priority for the hospitals or the clinics.
and i dont have a family doctor cause hes a douchebag.
so im pretty much fucking stuck not doing anything about it.
this is gay. so fucking gay.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 5 people
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[x]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[x]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = that likes to have fun
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red =with a sexy smile
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who banged
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = a lesbian
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[x]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a pickle
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = Santa Clause
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[x]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abbs

sammie says:
i so just did the beyonce dance.
jess says:
LOL
sammie says:
it was awesome
sammie says:
uh uh oh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
sammie says:
heheheheheheehe LIFE IS AWESOME ATM
jess says:
EVERYBODYYYY. YEAHHHHH. ROCK YOUR BODYYYY.
jess says:
BACKSTREEEETS BACKK ALRIGHTT
sammie says:
AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sammie says:
YES
sammie says:
SO DOWNLOADING THAT SHIT
jess says:
HEHEHEHE.
jess says:
LOL
sammie says:
LOL THEY DID A COVER OF HEY MR. DJ
sammie says:
IM SO DOWNLOADING THAT
jess says:
LOL WHAT.
jess says:
OMG.
sammie says:
LOL
sammie says:
OMG ITS SO AMAZING
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oohh oooooooooooo
jess says:
LOL
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LOL
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LOLOLOLOLOL
jess says:
WE ARE SO GREAT.
sammie says:
i dont know if its the same one as madonna
sammie says:
but its called hey mr. dj
jess says:
NOO i think its a different one i just youtubed it
sammie says:
no its not BUT ITS GREAT LOL
jess says:
LOL yeah
jess says:
i dont remember who does the original lol
sammie says:
LOL MY DAD CAME IN AND WAS LIKE WTF YOU FUCKING FAG
sammie says:
LOLOLOL
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MADONNA
jess says:
LOLOL
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i was like
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PARTY OVER HERE HOO HOO
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PARTY OVER THERE HOO HOO
jess says:
LOOL.
sammie says:
HEHEHEHEHE
sammie says:
OMIGAD
sammie says:
O TOWN
sammie says:
LIQUID DREAMS
jess says:
HAHA
jess says:
AQUA LOL
sammie says:
OH GOD
sammie says:
DOWNLOADING
jess says:
PREE SURE I HAVE THEIR CD
sammie says:
I got a little overexcited and typed in AWUASX
sammie says:
LOL
jess says:
LOL
jess says:
DR JONES. JONES. CALLING DR JONES
sammie says:
DR JONES DR JONES GET UP NOW
jess says:
OMG LOLLIPOP LOL
jess says:
IM YO SWEET SUGAR CANDYMAN
sammie says:
DEFS PUT THAT ON THE EXACT SAME SECOND YOU SAID THAT
sammie says:
LOL
jess says:
LOL
sammie says:
TEECCHHNNOOO
jess says:
HEHEHE
sammie says:
COME WITH ME HONEY IM YOUR SWEET SUGAR CANDY MAN RUN LIKE THE WIND FLY WITH ME TO BOUNTYLAND BITE ME IM YOURS IF YOUR HUNGRY PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE END OF THE SWEET SUGAR CANDYMAN
sammie says:
ALL MY LOVE I KNOWYOU ARE THE CANDY MAN
jess says:
LOLOOL

1. Name a fruit: cherries
2. What is the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced? breaking my nose
3. Do you know any German words? yes
4. Do you have a passport? yes
5. What do you think of London? never been
6. Do you say any words that are pretty specific to your area? ?
7. What should the drinking age be? 17
8. Do you know anyone who everyone thinks is gay, but is not out? yes
9. Are your teeth straight? straight enough
10. Vegetables: better raw or cooked? raw
11. Have you ever smoked? urrday
12. What is the best store to buy clothes? i like sirens
13. Are you on Facebook? yes
14. Would you ever paint your house an unusual color? yes
15. What is the cutest animal? kittens
16. Would you rather eat half a stick of butter or a bowl of ketchup? ketchup
17. You're ordering pizza: cheese
18. Would you mind dating someone significantly shorter than you? probably
19. Can you quote the movie "Mean Girls"? most likely
20. How sick and tired of Twilight are you? love it
21. Do you say you did something "by accident" or "on accident"? by accident
22. Would you ever like to visit Boston? idk
23. What is your favorite movie? dirty dancing havana nights
24. Are you a good dancer? not horrible
25. Have you seen the Statue of Liberty? no
26. What about the Eiffel Tower? no
27. Do you like The Mars Volta? uhh
28. Have you ever swam in the Atlantic Ocean? no
29. The Pacific? many times
30. What happens when you go into the dead sea? i dont fucking know?
31. Can you make yourself cry? yes
32. How much older is your best friend than you? 2 years
33. Peanut butter or chocolate? chocolate
34. Have you ever held a starfish? yes
35. Can you run a mile? yes
36. Do you know what postmodernism is? no
37. What would happen if you suddenly lost 25lbs? id cry from happiness
38. Can you do CPR? probably
39. Do you live in the state you were born in? states? no. but i still live where i was born
40. Would you rather live in Hawaii or Alaska? alaska
41. What color are your eyes? really dark brown
42. Don't you just hate biting your tongue? i dont do it often, so no
43. Could you use a haircut? nope
44. Ice cream in a cup or a cone? cone

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If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?
something abstract

What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?
jazz

Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?
anything with a dick

What is the most dangerous occupation?
hmm.. crabbing?

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
brush my teeth, smoke

What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?
people

What are you thankful you are not doing right now?
at school

What is your favorite kind of candy?
candy canes

What is your favorite thing about the beach?
the water

If you were invisible, where would you go?
i dont know

What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?
dont know

Who is one person you wish you would have never met?
ahaha no comment

What is your favorite fruit?
cherries

What is your favorite kind of cookie?
m&m

If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?
everywhere

What do you need to get right now at the drug store?
eyeliner

What song do you keep hearing over and over again?
sexy bitch

What was the happiest age of your life?
right now

What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?
hmm i dont know

Which ocean creature fascinates you most?
i hate fish

On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you?
idk

What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?
adolf hitler

What color looks best on you?
idk

What is your favorite thing about being sick?
umm nothing

Whats new?
...

Why are you here right now?
shits and giggles

What commercial do you find most annoying?
quitting smoking

What was your favorite meal growing up?
anything with carrots

If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?
italy

Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than:
some people

What is college really good for?
a lot

What body part aches you the most right now?
head

When is the angriest you have ever been?
ummm

On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?
0

If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?
while sleeping/carbon monoxide poisoning

What aspect of your personality could use a little work?
hmm. a lot of things

What language would you like to master?
ukrainian

What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?
egg rolls

Who would you least likely expect a phone call from?
idk

What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
time travelers wife

What time do you usually fall asleep?
1 or 2

What is the cutest animal on Earth?
umm

Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity.
heidi montag. fuckkkk you


1. Which would be more meaningful to you: I love you a lot, I love you so much, or I love you more than anything? i love you more than anything
2. When you find pretty feathers on the ground, do you keep them, even though they're probably diseased? no
3. If I say "psycho", who is the first person that comes to your mind? shaun
4. Does seeing girls with fried hair make you worry about using your straightener? no
5. Does it piss you off that stupid sixth graders think they're in love? i just dont care
6. Do you like when people play with your hair? yesss
7. When was the last time you completely broke down? like 2 days ago, and like half an hour ago
8. Can you remember the first place where you kissed the person you like? in a fucking terrential downpour. outside starbucks. i hate you.
9. Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly? some things
10. Who was the last person to call you and why? tony. cause hes my best friend and wanted to see me
11. Would you ever try being a vegetarian? i was
12. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? yes
13. Do you have a piggy bank that's actually shaped like a pig? not since i was 3
14. What's something you really want right now? a person
15. Have you ever regretted letting someone go? yes
16. If you were in the hospital on life support, would the last person you kissed come see you? i hope so
17. Have you ever spent the night with the last person you kissed? yes
18. A week from today, will you be in a relationship? no
19. Are you a jealous person? very
20. When is the last time you said "I love you" to your number 1 on your top? huh?
21. Are you jealous of someone right now? yes
22. Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you love? yes
23. You have just been given a whole bottle of vodka, where are you?could be a few places
24. Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can't even stand? dont think i do
25. Would you rather dye your hair or go tanning? dye my hair
26. What was the first thing you thought of this morning? its too early
27. Do you have a condom in your room? many
28. Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? yes
29. You caught your best friend smoking weed in the school bathroom, how do you react? "confiscate" that shit
30. How would you feel if your ex fell in love with someone else? wouldnt care
31. Do your parents yell at you constantly about "cleaning up after yourself"? not recently
32. Have you ever been caught skipping class? soo often
33. Would you pay someone to kill the person who hurt you a lot? nope
34. Think back five months ago, were you single? nope
35. What's more important to you: good grades or having fun? both
36. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope
37. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? yes, its good to know these things regardless of if you feel the same way
38. If the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you say? its not legal LOL
39. 6 months ago, did you like someone? probably
40. If one of your ex's calls up saying he/she still likes you, you say: its happend before. many times. i said : go tell your girlfriend
41. Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on? yes
42. Your best friend likes your last ex, what do you say? dont care
43. Have you ever kissed under fireworks? no
44. Would you cry if you found out one of your friends were pregnant? no
45. Ever been told "it's not you, it's me"? no lol
46. Are you still friends with your last serious boyfriend/girlfriend? kinda
47. When was the last time you had a Gatorade? long time
48. Who's the seventh person on your top friends? I don't have top friends
49. Have you ever made-out? obviously
50. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? single
51. Have you heard of the band The Maine? yes
52. Would you ever wear Converse with a prom/formal dress? no
53. Do you like getting big hugs? yes
54. When is the next time you'll see your closest friend? tomorrow
55. How many dogs do you have? 4 between 2 houses
56. Where is your phone? on my desk
57. Last time you talked to your number two? Wtf is a number two?
58. Last person who told you they love you? tony
59. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling? yes lol
60. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J, F or B? yes
61. Who is your number one person on your top friends? don't have top friends.

****: can i stick my dick in your ear?
Sammie: Is that really necessary :S
****: yes my hormones are raging
You: LOL

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****: i got to know...
Sammie: know what?
****: nevermind i know..
Sammie: what?
****: YOUR A VIRGIN!!

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Jess: OH JESUS I JUST CREEPED A REALLY SCARY LOOKING GUY AND HE HAS PLUS FML LOL
Sammie: LOL WHATS HIS THINGY
Jess: ***********
Sammie: AHAHHA OH GOD
Jess: YEAH AHAHAH
Sammie: ITS LIKE CHUBACCA HITTING PUBERTY
Jess: LMFAO

Bold = Turn on.
Underline = Turn off
Italics= Dont Care

WHEN A GUY...
is taller than you
wears braces
has green eyes
has blue eyes
has brown eyes
has unusual eyes
drinks alcohol (when constantly)
smokes pot (when constantly)
wears glasses
plays sports
smiles a lot
calls you just to say hi
lets you know he was thinking about you
compliments you
shaves his legs
wears shorts
wears jewelry
has facial hair
has brown hair
has black hair
has blonde hair
has red hair
makeup
can make you laugh at any given moment
is loyal
is laid back
plays guitar
plays drums
sings
has a nice body
he can draw
smokes cigs
tattoos
piercings
works
pays for you
has long hair
smiles when you walk into the room
works out
gives you random hugs

January---I kicked
February--I loved
March-----I smoked
April-----I dry humped
May-------I choked on
June------I murdered
July------I did the Macarena with
August----I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October---I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

Red----------because I'm cool like that.
Orange-------because that's how I roll.
Yellow-------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Green--------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Purple-------because I hate myself.
Pink---------because I'm cool.
Brown--------because I was drunk.
Gray---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Black--------because I hate my family.
White--------because I was high.
Other--------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I cant control myself

look at the c's.

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... post this within 2 minutes. If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
The BEST DAY of your life this upcoming monday

Are you "with" the very last person you kissed?
No.

What's something you do when you're mad?
Throw shit, rage blackouts, confront who's pissing me off.

Do you always answer your phone?
No, I'll only answer if I want to talk to that person.

If your ex said they hate you, you say?
K.

Where is your best friend right now?
In my kitchen making pancakes.

Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Yeah.

Can you honestly say that you're okay right now?
...Yes?

Are promises important to you?
Sure.

Where did you get the shirt/ sweatshirt you're wearing?
Sara's floor. It's a dress. BTW.

Who was that last person you had a phone call longer than 7 minutes?
Shaun.

In the past week have you cried, why?
Yes.

Do you get along with your parents?
Sometimes.

Have you ever lit anything on fire?
Oh yeah.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Two.

Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
I like having privacy.

Would you make a good lawyer?
Probably, but that career path doesn't interest me.

Does anyone think you're mean?
Many people.

Do you have a bad temper?
Horrible.

Do you have alcohol in your house?
At all times.

Have you ever been out past curfew?
Yes.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/ girlfriends at the same time?
Nope.

Are you a jealous person?
Very.

Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
Yes.

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
Long.

Can you live without your cell phone?
Doubt it.

What does your last text say, and who was it from?
"Where are you?"

If you could change your eye color would you?
No.

Do your parents really know you?
No.

Have you argued with someone today?
Yes.

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
Cockroaches. Ew.

Whose bed were you in last besides yours?
Sara's.

Someone phones you at 3:00 AM; who do you expect it to be?
Kyle Dallin.

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
Yes.

What do you hear right now?
Sara making pancakes and bitching about Kevin Jonas getting married LOL.

Would you be okay if your boyfriend/girlfriend was friends with an ex?
Yes.

Are you uncomfortable with being photographed?
No.

Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Steak.

What were you doing at 10 am?
Waking up.

Are you different now than you were seven months ago?
Meh.

Can you live a day without TV?
Probably.

When was the last time you saw your dad?
Last night.

What is your favorite color(s)?
Blood red.

Do you like flying or driving?
I'm terrified of flying, I'll take the car. Please.

Where did you last sleep besides your own bed?
Sara's bed.

Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
...No.

Do you actually have a favorite flower?
White Roses.



---


7 random people.
1. Sara
2. Stacy
3. Jessie
4. Shaun
5. Dallon
6. Braedon
7. Scott.
8. Austin

What color does 6 look best in?
White

Have you ever watched a movie with 4?
Lol yes.

What was the last thing you and 3 talked about?
How we haven't seen eachother in like.. 3 weeks.

Do you ever feel awkward around 8?
Yes.

Have you or would you ever kiss 1?
Oh baby, of course.

Do your parents like 5?
No.

What's the worst thing about 7?
Absolutely nothing.

Have you ever fought with 2?
Yes.

Have you ever lied to 6?
Only to catch him in a lie.

If you were 3, would you dress differently?
No.

Does 5 ever have bad breath?
No.

Would a day at the beach with 4 be any fun?
I don't know.

Would you be surprised if the first boy on the list asked you out?
No.

Which one did you last talk to?
Sara.

Which one would make the best actor/actress?
Scott.

Have any of them changed your life?
All of them in at least one way.

Which one do you tell the most to?
Used to be Dallon, now it's one of the girls.



---

Think back to the person you fell the hardest for, how do you feel about them now?
I love them. Still.

If your ex says they want you back, you say?
Depends which ex.
Either crack them in the face or agree.

Would you date any of your ex's?
Only one.

Last person you kissed calls you, what are they calling for?
To tell me to watch my back cause he's going to have all of his big bad buddies come and beat me to shit.

Kissed somebody whose name starts with a J C T or S?
No, yes, yes, yes.

Do you ever think about the past?
All the time.

How does it make you feel .. if you said yes?
Huh.

How's your ex doing?
I don't know.

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Yes.

What did your last IM received say and who was it from?
" Hey sexy, where the fuck have u been lately " from Jacob.

Do you currently have a hickey, if so where?
No.

If you see a girl with big boobs do you automatically think she's a slut?
No.

Have you ever smoked weed?
LOL

Name something you did yesterday?
Got extremely mad.

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
Mmm pancakes.

In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
No.

Does anyone know your password besides you?
Yes.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
No.

Are all of your friends virgins?
No.

Last time you got drunk: where were you at?
A school.

Was last night terrible?
No.

Who was the last person to lay in bed with you?
Sara.

Have you ever kissed somebody driving?
Yes.

Would it be okay if I took your breath away?
Absolutely not. I can't allow that.

It's sad when people die of drug overdoses, huh?
Yes. I knew a few.

Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating?
Yes.

Who were you with last night?
Sara.

Would you call yourself smart?
I'm not stupid if that counts for anything.

What were you doing when you found out Michael Jackson was dead?
Laughing my ass off.

Do you want to see somebody right now?
Maybe

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
Ocean.

What is in your backpack right now?
Backpack? No.
Purse? : Makeup, cigarettes, 3 lighters, a bus schedule, anxiety medication shit, sunglasses, wallet, ipod

Have you ever introduced yourself with a name other than your own?
Lol no.

Would you rather sing or dance in front of 100,000 people?
Sing.

Does it bother you when people don't capitalize anything?
Yes.

Would it be more likely of you to fail Science or Math?
Science.

Do you have any friends who you secretly dislike?
No.

Do you currently like someone who doesn't know you exist?
No.

If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
IDFK.

Think back, two ex's ago, do you still have feelings for that person?
...AHAH NO.

Ever made a girl cry?
Mannnyy.

Wheres the last most romantic place you kissed someone?
In a park.

Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
Many.

Is the last person you texted single?
No. Kinda.. IDK aahh. IT'S COMPLICATED.

you know what i fucking hate? people who bitch at you for smoking around them. they're walking around with a fucking baby, and yeah. people smoke. they're all like ' aaah dont smoke around my baby '. why dont you fucking take your baby away from my cancer. sounds like a good idea to me. it's not like i blow the shit down your kids throat.

1) smoked weed or cigs check
2) consumed alcohol check
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex check
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex check
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex check
6) made out with someone of the same sex check
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex check
8) watched porn LOL check
9) bought porn
10) done drugs check
11) taken pain killers check
12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents check
14) lied to a friend check
15) snuck out of the house check check che;vsdjflk
16) done something illegal CHECK
17) cut yourself check
18) hurt someone check
19) wished someone to die check
20) seen someone die
21) missed curfew check
22) stayed out all night check
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself check
24) been to a therapist check
25) been to rehab kind off..
26) dyed your hair check
27) recieved a ticket check
28) been in a wreck check
29) been to a club kind of.
30) been to a bar check LOL
31) been to a wild party check
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish check
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names check
39) listened to rap check
40) own a 50 cent cd
41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep check
43) dressed punk check
44) dressed grunge check
45) stole something check
46) been to drunk to remember anything double check
47) blacked out check
48) fainted check
49) had a crush on your neighbor check. all 5 of them.
50) had someone sneak into your room check
51) snuck into someone else's room check
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex check
53) been to a concert check
54) dry humped someone sara. i love you.
55) been called a slut check
56) called someone a slut check
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror check
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house check
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush ew.
61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters check
63) cruised the mall check
64) skipped school check
65) had an eating disorder check
66) had an injury check
67) gone to court check
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying check
69) caught something on fire check
70) lied about your age check
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) been cheated on check
74) got in trouble with the police check
75) talked to a stranger check
76) hugged a stranger check
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger check
79) been sexually harrassed check
80) been verbally harrassed check
81) met face to face with someone you met online check
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight probably.
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight check
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight check
85) been to a fair check
86) been called a bad influence LOL check
87) cursed check
88) prank called someone check
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex check
90) cheated on a test check
91) cheated on homework. check
92) recieved/given a handjob. check
93) been pushed into a pool. check
94) played pool check
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight.
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner check
99) skinny dipped check
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt check

Date: July 29th
Last ate: A grape popsicle
Drinking: Water, water and more water
Current mood: I wish I was freezing cold and not hot.
Crave: Apple juice, :S
Smell: Cigarettes.
Wardrobe: Tank top and booty shorts.
Feet: Black toenails equipped with a nice tanline from flipflops.
Hair: Braided/Hanging down back.
Windows: Are wide open.
Should want to be: Enjoying the heat.
Watching: Nothing

WARNING THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS ARE PERSONAL!

1. Will you answer every question honestly? Yes.
2. Have ever stayed up all night while drunk? Yes.
3. Have you ever punched anyone in the face? Yes.
4. Do you miss anything or anyone? No.
5. What makes you laugh no matter what? Friends.
6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? No.
7. Who was the last person you talked to? Alysha, Amanda, Sara, Shaun, And Jessie.
8. What do you dislike at the moment? Heat.
9. Name one person on your top friends who is the most like you? Jacob.

HARDER.

1. Do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like? No, only when I'm about to chunder.
2. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? No, I quite enjoy it.
3. Will you get married? Hopefully not.
4. Do you lie about your age? No.

VERY PERSONAL.
1. Are you happy with yourself? Yes.
2. Would you change yourself for the person you love? No. Absolutely not.
3. What do you tell yourself when times get hard? I dont know?

SECRETS.
1. When did you last cry? Last night.
2. Do you believe in religion? Yes.
3. If you were given a drug test right now, how would that turn out? Horribly.
4. Has anyone ever seriously punched you more than once? Yes.
5. Have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? Yes

SHOCKING.
1. Have you done bad things with your parents near by? Define bad...
2. Have you started a horrible rumour about somebody? Yes.
3. Did you ever fail the school year? No.
4. Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? Yes.
5. Do you think your future will be a good one? Hopefully.

THE DEEP STUFF.
1. Do you think you were raised well? I was raised to think for myself.
2. Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone? Yes.
3. How do you handle stress? Horribly.
4. How would you spend your last day alive? Hammerd, and probably on drugs.
5. Do you not have a conscience, or do u have a guilty conscience? Doubt I have one.
6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you pick? Money. I could buy love with all that shit.
8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? The family member.
9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? No.

THE LOVE STUFF.
1. Do you think you know the meaning of love? I thought I did.
2. Who was the last person you held hands with, do you see yourself with them? No clue.
3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? Being faithful.
4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you break up with them? I have had to.

1. are you single? Yep.
2. are you happy? Being single? Yep.
3. are you bored? Most of the time.
4. are you sad? Nope.
5. are you Italian? Yes.
6. are you German? Yes, the tiniest bit though.
7. are you Asian? Nope.
8. are you cool? Fuckin rights.
9. are you Irish? Yes.
10. are your parents still married? Pfft. NO.

Ten Facts

1. birth place: Victoria
2. hair color: Naturally very dark brown, atm? Blonde.
4. hair style: Long.
5. eye color: Dark brown.
6. birthday: October 13.
7. mood: Stoked.
9. where do you live? Sidney.
10. lefty/righty? Right.

Ten Things About Your Love Life

1. Have you ever been in love? Yep.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yep.
3. Why did your last relationship fail? Pregnancy. Fuck life.
4. Have you ever been hurt? Yes.
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes.
6. Are you in love? Fuck that.
8. Are you afraid of commitment? Yes.
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? I hug numberous people urrday.
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I dont know? It's supposed to be a secret.

This Or That

1. love or lust? Lust.
2. hard Liquor or beer? Mmm both.
3. cats or dogs? Dogs.
4. a few best friends or many regular friends? Both.
5. television or internet? Internet.
6. pepsi or coke? Coke.
7. wild night out or romantic night in? Wild night out.
9. night or day? Night.
10.IM or phone? IM.

Have You Ever

1. been caught sneaking out? Yes.
2. been skinny dipping? Yes.
3. done something you regret? Yes.
4. bungee jumped? No.
6. finished an entire jaw breaker? Yes.
7. wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? Yes.
9. cried because you lost a pet? Yes. RIP Winston Best fighter fish ever.
10. wanted to disappear? Probably.

Ten Preferences

1. smile or eyes: Eyes.
2. light or dark hair: Dark.
3. hugs or kisses: Both.
4. shorter or taller: Taller.
5. intelligence or attraction: Both.
6. romantic or spontaneous: Romantic.
8. hook-up or relationship: Hook up.
9. smelly feet or smelly breath: Neither. Take a shower.

Last

1. last phone call you made: Amanda.
2. last phone call you received: Amanda.
3. last person you hung out with: Sara.
4. last person you hugged: Amanda.
5. last person you tackled: I tackle randoms on a fairly regular basis? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT.
6. last person you IMed: Richard.
7. last text message you received: Justin. Obviously.
8. last person you texted? Richard.
9. last time you cried? Reading a book about half an hour ago. I'm such a bitch.
10. last person you cursed at? My mother.

Seven Things In Your Room

1. Computer.
2. Nintendo LOL.
3. Sara.
4. Hair products/straighetner/curler.
5. Clothes.
6. Kat Von D posters. So fucking hot.
7. Bed.

Relationship Questions

1. Do you like anyone? NO
2. Does someone like you? Yes. Fuck.
3. Last real crush? Crush? When I was fucking 5?
4. Been lead on? Yes.
5. Been cheated on? Almost every relationship I've ever been in. Hah. So funny. Great question. Thanks.
6. Want a relationship? NONMONONONONON;DJGJSDGHSDLKN
7. Wanna get married? NONONONOJGFSJKHFSDHFKSDFHSFHSKFJSHSK TYIMES GFUCKIGN A BILLION.

You Can't Live Without...

1. TV
2. Internet
3. Cell phone
4. Music
5. Friends
6. Sex
7. Alcohol/cigarettes/certain substances

Do You

1. Believe in God? Yes.
2. Had a dream come true? Doubt it.
3. Read the newspaper? Yes. But I was forced against my will.
4. Pray? No.
5. Have a sister? Yes. Stepsister.
6. Hadbraces? No.
7. Wish on stars? No.

Have You Ever

1. Fallen in love? Wasn't this question asked already?
2. Kiss someone of the same sex? Yes. Many times. Thank you Mr.Cuervo.
3. Swam in the dark? Yes.
4. Been to a Bonfire? Yes.
5. Ran away from home? Yes when I was little I used to pack all of my things (Ie: movies, stuffies, pillows, bla bla) into plastic Thrifty's bag and tell my parents I was taking the car and running away from home.
7. Pulled an all nighter? Yes.

In The Last 48 Hours Have You..?

1. Cried? Yes.
2. Had fun? Yes.
3. Been kissed? No.
4. Felt stupid? Yes.
5. Talked to an ex? Three. Ahg.
6. Missed someone? No.
7. slip on something? No.

Seven Friends Questions

1. Any annoying friends? Yes.
2. Have a slut friend? Yes.
3. Have a good friend? Yes.
4. Known them your whole life? Yes, some of them.
5. A friend you can't stand: No.
6. Who comes to mind when i say .. STUPID? Me.
7. Stayed at your friends house for more than 2 days? Yes.

How Much Have You Changed In 6 Years?

6 Years Ago

1.) How old were you? 10
2.) Where did you go to school? Sidney Elementary.
3.) Where did you work? Wtf. I was 10.
4.) Where did you live? Fifth Street.
5.) Where did you hang out? My room. I had no friends.
6.) Did you wear glasses? No.
7) Who was your best friend? Fuck if I know.
8.) How many tattoos did you have? Oh tons cause I was fucking 10.
9.) How many piercings did you have? My fucking nipple. BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING 10 YEARS OLD.
10.) What car did you drive? Fuck you stupid questions.
11.) Had You had your heart broken? AHG STUPID QUESTIONS.
12.)Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? I need a fucking smoke. Stupid fucking quiz thing.

Today

1.) How old are you? 16
3.) Where do you work? No where, I am an indecent human being.
4.) Where do you live? Sidney/View Royal.
5.) Where do you hang out? Sidney mostly.
7.) Who is your best friend? Sara.
8.) How many tattoos do you have? None yet, many coming soon.
10.) How many piercings do you have? Ears, nose. RIP others
11) What car do you drive? None.
12.) Ever have your heart broken? Yes. Thank you again. Fucking quiz.
13. Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? It's complicated. Me and Sara are still trying to work out the glitches in our newly developed relationship.


WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this stupid fucking quiz, listening to Sara eat chips. Crunch crunch.
1 HOUR AGO: Reading, listening to Sara eat cheez puffs.
1 DAY AGO: Dont remember.
1YEAR AGO: Dont really care.
I LOVE: ... Ugh fuck off.
I HATE: People.
I FEAR: Flying, things that fly (Birds, bugs), clowns, vaccinations, commitment.
I FEEL: Lame.
I HIDE: Drinking/Drugs/Sex from my mommy and daddy.
I MISS: I dont know.
I NEED: A fucking smoke.
I KNOW: Not many things.
I THINK: About random things.

In Years To Come:

Who will you live with after college? Fuck college.
What second education school will you go to? None. Fuck college.
What will you do? I dont know.
Where will you live? Not at home.
What animal will you have? A fucking ferrett named Rick James.

You just drank fifteen shots, what would you be doing?
Dancing and calling somebody I probably don't know Nazi Scum.

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
More than anything in the fucking world.

What colour shirt are you wearing?
White, longsleeved.

Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
Of course.

Have you ever flown on an airplane?
Yes, ahh god. Never again.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Cell phone, Ipod, cigarettes if I have them.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Probably.

What were you doing at 9:00 am today?
Sleeping.

Are you mean?
Sometimes.

Ever had a sleep over with the opposite sex?
Yes.

What was the last song you listened to?
Alexisonfire - Young Cardinals

Do you and your mother get along?
Yess, I love you mommy.

Do you wanna tell someone how you feel?
Always.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C?
Yes, Craig. I hate you.

What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Halloween.

What did you drink today?
Iced tea, water, slurpee.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
A lot.

Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Richard.

How old do you think you'll be when you have kids?
Hopefully never.

Do you think you'll be married in five years?
Hopefully not.

Are you waiting for something?
I'm always early for shit. SO yeah, pretty much all the fucking time.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
I dont remember, I think I wanted to go back to sleep, but couldn't because it was 2pm. So I think that made me sad.

If you could change your eye colour, would you?
Yes, I wish my eyes were green.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Long hair, I look like ass with short hair.

What was the last thing you hid?
Cigarettes.

What is one fact about the last person who called you?
He's my exboyfriend, and I tried to contact him to boot fireball for me, Jessie, Sara, and Jessie's cousin Josh feat. Girlfriend. He was returning the call he missed.

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
It made me feel good about myself.

What are you excited about right now?
Nicotine and sleeping.

Who was the last girl you talked to?
Richard.

What woke you up this morning?
My father/Sara.

Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
On an every fucking minute basis.

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My neck.

How long was your last really long phone call?
Like. Half the fucking night literallly. With Braedon.

How many people do you not get along with?
More than the amount of people I do get along with.

Will you be dating in six months?
Hopefully not.

Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Probably.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
TONY'S COMING TOMORROW. YAY I LOVE YOU.

Why did you last cry?
My cousin died. Fuck my life.

When will your next kiss take place?
Probably when I'm drunk.

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Labret or eyebrow.

When was the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Yesterday.

Is anything wrong?
What isn't wrong?

What colour is your hair?
Blonde, brown, and a little bit of black.

Do you wear glasses?
Sometimes.

Could you cry right now?
Probably. If I really wanted to.

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Yes LOL

Who do you like at the moment?
I dont even fucking know.

Did you lose your virginity in your own bed?
Nope.

What was your first alcoholic beverage?
I dont know there's been too many alcoholic beverages between then and now to remember. Probably somewhere along the lines of bitch pop or vodka.

How old were you when you first smoked weed?
11

Have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
No

Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
Hahah obviously.

Have you ever peed while on the phone?
Everytime I have to pee and am on the phone.

What do you have pierced on you?
Ears, nose. RIP other 3 piercings

What do you have tattooed on you?
Nothing, but lots coming soon.

What reality shows do you watch?
Tyra Banks, Tila Tequila, and The Real World. Fuck my life.

When is the last time you saw fireworks?
Canada Day.

Do you remember your first favorite song?
No.

Are you taller than your mom?
Yes.

Favorite fruit?
Cherries.

Vegetable?
Tomatoes or carrots.

What are you planning on doing after filling this out?
Mmm cigarette.

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
WELL. I'd probably get really fucking drunk, pay someone to open my mouth, place my teeth on the curb, and jump on the back of my fucking head until they slipped on the membrane inside my skull. Seeing as theres no fucking brains in there if I had a baby with that waste of skin.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Yes

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yes

What are you listening to?
Winger.

Have you ever injected a drug?
No

When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
Who cares.

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Opposite

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a B?
No.

Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Yes.

What is something you disliked about your day?
My dad's a DBag.

Your current relationship status?
Single and NOT LOOKING.

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
No.

Do you currently hate someone?
I hate most people.

What are/were/will you be you doing at 12 this afternoon?
Sleeping.

Have you ever gotten sunburn so badly it hurt to move?
Yes.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes.

If you could move to Africa would you?
No, thanks.

What do you have to do tomorrow?
SEE TONY. YAY.

How’s your heart?
Who cares.

What are you having/did you have for lunch?
Hashbrowns.

What movie would you recommend everyone see?
The Hangover. Fucking epic.

Where do you want to go from here?
Wherever I feel like at that moment.