You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: ...hello?
Stranger: OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I CAN HEAR HIM COMINFXCHR^5tiwg./^(#V
You: ok you need to listen closely
You: are you listening?
Stranger: YES
You: ok god will only save you if you lick the green one
Stranger: ... The green one?
You: yes, cant you read?
Stranger: What, like his balls?
You: no! the green one!
You: not the purple or the blue, only te green
Stranger: What happens if I lick any other ones?
You: Hes gets you, and your family
Stranger: oh NOOOOEZ! Tx for the advice strange man, IVE GOT SOME GREEN ONES TO LICK!