"i like everyone, i just dont want to sometimes."
"DO IT MANN, i lost my v-card to that chick! the day after i was crying cause i thought i had syphilis!"
"Who's that pretty girl in the mirror?"
"Is that a pear in your pocket?"
"its like kissing a babys bottom!"
"oh.. thanks liane"
"WONT YOU BE ALIVE?!"
"I am not afraid to hurl on you"
"Liane, what do you think your place is on this world?"
"To be perfectly honest, i dont think i have one. i kinda feel im just hear to make people laugh and feel good and stop caring so fucking much"
"Liane! you have jsut earned yourself a trip to the vice principles office, and your answer was unacceptable."
"SNOW DOWN YOUR SHIRT"
"Ill kick you in the balls if you come within a fucking square foot of me"
"Is that a person laying down there?"
"What? thats andre. Hey andre... did u fall down all the stairs or jsut a couple? Hey.. wake up"
"Awwwhgmmmmn"
"Oh okay hes alright lets go"
"my life is like a video game"
"okay guys ill tell you a story. Its acceptable for all genders... except that one"
"Hey aj lets go to that dance"
"sure why not"
*Liane and aj walk in, huge pile of smoke trailing behind them*
Mr.Simo: "You guys, come with me."
Leads us through like 19 fucking hallways only to tell us a few simple words
"You guys, Stink."
"Sir i have spray in my locker"
"Go home guys"
Mr Simo: "Marijuanna users are bad people"
Mr Merit: "...And i dont even know who You are. What is your name?"
Liane: "Why does it matter?"
Mr Merit: "It doesnt. But now i know, you, whoever you are, are a marijuanna user"
*AJ laughing in the background*
Erik: "I wish i was a girl."
Liane:" I hate eyes."
Lisa:"Why?"
Liane:"Cause, theyre like the... windows to your soul."
Liane:"if i could pick anywhere in the world to live it would be extra foods"
Christine:"Yeah... if its cool to be fat"
Ashley:"It is in Louisiana"
Liane:*southern accent* "Louisiana, Texas"
Ashley:"Louisiana isnt in texas... its a state."
Jenny:"These past few weeks, ive began to realize... how inredibly fucked up i am"
Nitram:"Do you like cherry pie?"
really into tv and answers couple seconds after... Liane: "What did you ask me?"
Nitram:"Uh.. i asked what you said"
L: No you didnt.. what did u ask before that
Nitram: "i asked what you were doing"
Liane: There you go, killing yourself again.
Adam takes a big drag of his smoke
Liane: Youre pathetic
Adam: See you in hell!
Mr.Wilson: Soo, liane obrien... tell me a memorable time in your life.
Liane: The day i couldnt remember a memorable time in my life.
Karmi: You guys did u know space smells like burnt cookies?
Christine: but karmi you havent been to space...
Christen: Guys its kinda tripping me out that there are cops in their uniforms by all the doors.
Liane: Yea.. i noticed that... wonder what there doing here in our gym.
Christine: I hate men in uniforms... it just scares me. unless its my dad cause then i can be like "my dads in a uniform".
Liane: hahah ya. like when i come to school sometimes and mr simo and mr lumala are both in suits... i wonder if we might have a lock down... or maybe im gonna get suspended. all that serious stuff.
Liane: "Theres alot of dangerous risks involved with cooking bacon, especially The Stove. If youre a person, such as myself, and dont use a stove often, i suggest you stop cooking bacon on the stove. But if youre a die hard bacon eater, such as myself, and think your invincible... cook the damn bacon. I always say, if youre gonna die, might as well video tape it!
Christine: I know
Ashley: You know what?
Christine: Exactly, i do know what.
*Pokes martys face*
Marty: "thats like a little worm dangling around a fishes face, if i was a trout..."
Liane: Cuts him off because she started laughing
"Its like a zoo..."
"what?"
"... like a pink forest"
Christine: My depth perception sucks
Liane: Close your eyes and touch your nose
Christine: hah, no way
Liane: do it
"Hello, im a news reporter from New York, and im here in ontario taking photos of different kinds of groups at parties, and this group looks interesting so you guys can pose if you want, you know look pretty and stuff cause u guys are gonna be on TV and all those other things"
That one time Jocelyne and ms. Saleranta had that right confusing conversation about two different people but they thought they were talking about the same person.
Kayla: "The main export of Chuck Norris is pain"
Liane: "Who the hell is Chuck Norris?"
Jamie: There was this one girl who looked like a guy!
Mr.Wilson: WEll you were looking in a mirrior, obviously.
Liane: ohh look a lucky pin
Chris: Ahhh Fuck i stepped on a fucking pin
Liane: "My mouth is so dry, I think im gonna die"
Christine: "Nice rhymes there Liane"
Christine "Youre not making any sense man! like i tried listening but i cant... like you were mumbling a bunch of stuff then you changed your accent... like... i dont know what youre even saying"
Liane: I'm eating sandwiches for supper
C: What kind of sandwiches?
Liane: Chickey Turken.
marty: Okay well guys ill be back in like 10 minutes
Liane: Can i make toast?
marty: Ya of course.. *leaves*
Liane: Omg christine .. he left us his house.. to look after. if something happens... its all ill fart.
Christine: Wha?
Liane : Ill fart... ... i mean.. what the hell... Its. Our. Fault. There i got it. So if the house burns down ill fart. fuck"
Liane : Im not making peanut butter and jelly toast... im over that.
*Comes back with peanut butter and jam toast.*
"Hey I'm Liane and my eyes match my cheeks"
C: If a cop ever asks me why my eyes are so glazed ill say............. "Oh, i just washed them".
"Remember that time i smashed my head on the back of your nose"
Liane: If you were an animal you would be something... that has one eye that blinks... when the other one wont
Christine: you just stand there bobbing your head and smiling... even when theres no music
"whats that say?"
"Shooter"
"Ohh.. so.. hes gonna shoot- her? Ah,*nugde* Ah,?"
"Nice joke there Liane"
Liane: "Oh noooo. I lost a really really important list"
Mr.Haslam: "List of what exactly?"
Liane: "It was my list of things to remember"
"Jesus shine the light"
"Dont call me jesus, thats not my name"
Jon: im really good at making tacos
Christine: im better
Jon: no, one day well have a cook off here and ill win
Liane: And me and martin will be the tasters!
Jon: we'll have a little mexican party and have your dog Taco run around
Christine: and we can wear those hats
Liane: sumbraros!
"How come u didnt go to school?"
"i did go to school."
"oh..... well... ill be leaving now"
Liane: That was us, in squirrel version!
"I woke up this morning and i noticed my mom wasnt there, so i turned on some tunez and was like 'alright partay' "
Liane: Aww fuck man i hate the sun. its shining right through the blinds into my eyes
Michael: Itll be going down soon anyways
Liane: *looks at him with a disgusted face and pulls out 1 headphone* What? i cant eat that! im lactose intolerant!
Michael: Well, its good
Mom: You two are both so stupid you cant even carry a conversation
Mom: Liane, look up there. What is that thing flying in the sky?
Liane: Mom! its a flying police car!
~inside the store buying candy~
Lady: You guys didnt see my sign
*Liane, christine, and ashley have a confused/worried look and turn around*
Lady: Its buy one get one free
Ashley: But those arent the same bags of candy
Lady: Theyre the same company
this goes on for awhile
Liane: But i dont want a big bag! i want these bags!
Mr. Haslam: You guys dont know this question? This was the bigest event in Canadian history!.... oh god. whats wrong with you little children? Youve all ruined your brains with chemicals and your weed
Liane: Aw your house stinks. Theres poo on your carpet!
Chris: hahah fuck man ever gross
Liane: You guys didnt smell it? or see that there?
Christine: No, we were in the kitchen all day, Chris tell me what it looks like.
Chris: okay.... well... Its a puddle of brown shit, with a lump of brown shit in the puddle.
* liane opens fridge*
L: Whos fruit topia?
Chris: *steals it* christine can i have this?
Christine: Whoever wants it has to clean the poo!
Christine just woke up: I need to get ready
Liane: How long will that take?
Christine: Cake? what kind of cake?
Liane: uhh.. chocolate
Martin: Look at that young lucky raven, hes looking for the remote
Liane: Mmm this is good dough. my stomache hurts..
Christine: Well no shit your eating sugar and lard.. i didnt even put the flour in yet!
*danny stabs greg with a wire*
G: Your lucky i have indian skin
M: Liane I'll kick your bass
Amy: Its karmi, where do i say we are?!
Liane: uhhh.. tell her we fell in a snow drift and froze for a bit.. and we jsut unfroze now.. and were on our way.
Martin: Hey man, lets go play some ping pong. We need paddles man, go get some paddles man.
"keep off the grass please"
"keep off the grass? man i aint smoke shit all day!"
C :im drinking this weekend
L:
Youre drinking?!
D: Liane are you comming here too?
C: yep. she is.
L: I am?
C: Yea, Liane, Weve been through this before. i asked u earlier if u wanted to drink this weekend
L: and i said yes?
C:yea.
L: Alright.
Mr H: Do you know the main reason of poverty? guess who makes up the most % of poor people
Jarret: rich people?
and sometimes like this: 
but usually like this: 
