get a jar,laugh in it,then put skittles and vodka inside and you get braden
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Braden has beaten death at chess at least eighteen times,each time only moving one piece.Death has been quoted saying "i just cant fucking figure it out"
If it looks like chicken,tastes like chicken,and feels like like chicken,but braden says its beef then its fucking beef
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if you ever see braden run past you in the opposite direction of where your headed,kill yourself because your totally screwed
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If you walk within 27 feet of braden,you'll notice plants dont grow,birds dont dare fly and you;ve just orgasmed all over yourself
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once a ninja tried to cut off bradens hair,the blade was destroyed
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this was when i got high with my brother



