the names phil
im polish and i love sausage!!
i ski race
skateboard
play the guitar
i wear spandex
cheese
bacon
i have a goggle tan
i drink tea
i dont like to brag but i am amazing at lawn bowling
my mom thinks im handsome


byebye vancouver

szmithh

sonny took that g'd up pic





it was a sick season this year


basically my life


i am in love with this guy.....well not actually but hes gnarley





"one more medicated peaceful momenttttt"






WHAT!?......JACKPOT

hehe dane cook is a silly bitch

crayons, grapes, really slow computer, when cd players skip, clowns, roller bladers, school, deck breaking, akward moments, sharpening pencils, bad music, when oranges are really hard to peal, mean people, sticky stuff, when a straw breaks or when u can get it out of the plastic thingy, hair in eye, being cold, stuff thats really sour, when those little headphone things wont stay in your ear, when more than one person is playing guitar, when flashlights run out of batteries, bad food, bad movies, the liquid bandage stuff that really stings when u put it on, tuning skis, when goldfish dont have the happy faces,opening bananas...although i have gotten quite a bit better at it, stickers that dont stick, getting finger caught in binder, tea thats too hot, tea thats too strong, tea haters, when u have a slurpee and u drink almost all of it and theres only slurpee ice stuff without the flavor left, when people get boche ball and lawn bowling mixed up...like holly crap get ur shit straight, tripping in front of alot of people, falling of desk, sharing unbrellas, soggy cereal, waking up in the morning on like summer days when the sun is shining at u and its like ahhhh!, cold water, too hot water, when flipflops hurt, fading goggle tan, wedgies, no goggle tan, wearing spandex on a cold not sunny winter day, wet gloves, goggles or boots, missing the straw if ur drinking something, warm beeer..it tastes like pee...not like i know what pee tastes like but it totally does, nipple cripples...aka nipple twisters