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I am Candy. I love summer, parties, thunderstorms, and photography.

I'm fabulous.

I am in my third year at the U of C. I'm doing a BA in Communications with a Minor in English, and I'm thinking of going into PR, event planning, or advertising. I am very proud to be a sister in the sorority Alpha Omicron Pi! (aka AOII)

I love PINK! I seriously wish everything came in pink.

I love Guess and Chanel.

I work at Totem as a cashier. Surprising, I know! I'm such a princess and would definitely be much better off at a clothing store, but the money is good and my coworkers are cool, so it equals out.

I'm a very social person.. I like to keep busy.

I love to dance, sing, and write.

I hate being boring. I always have to be out doing something exciting.

I LOVE summer!

I love chocolate.

If you mean a lot to me, you will probably know.

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Hobbies:


°• event planning
°• PR
°• photography
°• creative writing
°• clubbing and dancing
°• partying
°• nightcrawling
°• seduction
°• music
°• poetry
°• road trips

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Favorite Quotes:

°• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

°•"Can we have sex NOW??" - Claudia

°• Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn...

°• "You fail." - Becky, Alanna, me, and like everyone.

°• "Respectfully..." - Marlies

°• "Is this going to be kinky?" - Dan C

°• You are only as wise as your deepest scar.

°• "Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less." - Rabbi Julius Gordon

°• Never make someone a priority who only makes you an option. (stole this from Janine's profile. It's so true.)

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My kitty Spicy! she's adorable!

^Sleeping^

^As a kitten!^

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FAQ For Idiots:
Created especially for stupid, incompetent dipwads who send me stupid comments and messages.
1. I love you, you're so hot. Will you please sleep with me / meet up with me / suck my dick? I know I'm 40 but that's okay, we'll pretend I'm 10 years younger. Please hump me!!
No.
2. oMg LyKe LeTz B PalZ! Tee HeE, mi Iz SoOOo dUmB! HeHe!!!
Please die.
3. You are ugly / are anorexic looking / should get a nose job.
Please leave my profile and jump in front of a moving car or something.
4. Can I have your MSN?
No.
5. Will you go on cam? PLeeease? I'll go on cam too!!!
No, dipshit. Well, wait a minute, you are offering to go on webcam too? Well IN THAT CASE I guess I am now inclined to do so!! I mean, after all, I want to see your ugly face on cam just as much as I want to eat shit! Tee hee!
6. OMG, are you a lesbian?
No, see where it says hetero? Oh that's right, you can't read.
7. How old are you?
How stupid are you? Do you see those big letters at the top of my profile that say 20 year old female??? Oh sorry, I guess I didn't make it clear enough.
8. Hey babe, wanna meet up?
First of all, don't call me babe. Second of all, NO. I don't know you, and I have no desire to know you, nor to meet with some random creep off the internet. Especially at like 2AM, when this question seems to be most common, and I am all snuggled up in my sexy cotton kitty cat print PJs.[/color][/font]

It seems I have too many dislikes, so I put them in categories.

People + communication
-When someone brings something up, but then refuses to tell you about it
-People who can't admit they're wrong
-People who talk during movies
-People who talk during the OC
-Babies & Children
-Control freaks
-When people name their kids after objects, concepts, or emotions, thinking they're being clever and original. Such as - Apple (Gweneth), Faith, Hope, Charity, Mercedes, e.t.c. And the newest retarded one: Shiloh! Weiner dog, anyone?
-Angelina Jolie
-When someone says they will call you before they come to your house, but then they don't call ahead of time and just show up and you're not ready
-Ravers and E-tards
-bad breath
-line-ups
-The c-train... when smelly drunken older men sit beside me, smell me, and call me pretty. Also when the whole train is empty, but they just HAVE to sit beside you. I also hate when middle-aged people glare at you when you're sitting in priority seating cause you're a young person.... I want to yell at them, you're fucking 40! You've been sitting in an office all day and don't need a seat that badly, fuck off!
-Crowds.. I get so clausterphobic
-Slow walking people in a crowd
-Pro-choice vegetarians (disclaimer, I'm pro-choice myself, I am just pointing out the irony of this situation.)
-People I don't know who add me to MSN and then ask "Who are you?" ...umm YOU added ME, dipshit!
-People who tell you to "Chillax"
-When someone talks down to you or tries to make you feel stupid.
-WWF
-French (I'm not racist, I just dislike the language)
-People who say "imo" every other sentence. Okay, great, it's IN YOUR OPINION. We get it! You wrote it, we know it's your opinion!
-Politics
-When someone points out the awkwardness in a conversation. If it was awkward before, now it's REALLY awkward. And if it wasn't awkward, then you just made it awkward by saying it was awkward. Know what I mean?
-Diets... what's the point? I just love food way too much to understand.

Problems + Burdens
-Essays + papers, studying, and finals (duh)
-Being broke
-Winter
-Being sick
-Not having plans
-Mornings. I'm not a morning person. If it's before lunchtime, it's too early.
-Missing last call
-When your job screws you over
-Stupid customers
-People who are afraid of the best rides at Stampede
-When you search for a topic on search engine, and every search result you click on takes you to a page with another search engine's page of links for that topic.
-Having to do math of any sort, especially without a computer / calculator

Material Objects + Appearances
-Mullets
-Skim milk
-Homo Milk
(I like my 2%, okay?)
-Ugg boots (or whatever they're called). I hate them! They're so stupid looking. And sasquatch boots are equally ridiculous.
-People who use umbrellas when it's snowing in the winter.
-People who use umbrellas in the summer when it's sunny.
-Those ridiculous fleece sweaters with wolves or huskies on them
-Man hairstyles on females
-Emo kids. They are silly. In fact, I was thinking of being an Emo kid for halloween. How original, LOL!
Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Men + Relationships
-guys who are pouty, clingy, needy, or negative
-When the guy you like goes for your friend (or vice versa)
-When the guy you like goes for some other chick, especially when she is way less cute but way more easy
-Having to break someone else's heart
-When a guy calls you his ex's name, or another girl's name
-Getting the phone hung up on you
-Dating a guy who doesn't know how to use a phone
-Kissing a smoker
-Not knowing where you stand
-Cocky guys
-CHEATERS!!

Anime
-When people over the age of 13:
~have their icons as anime characters
~have usernames / MSN names from anime in some way
~think they are anime characters
~dress up as anime characters.
-Same goes for anything Harry Potter related.
-25 year old men who live in their mom's basement, don't shower, wear trenchcoats and a pentacle necklace, and invite their 13 year old friends over to play dungeons & dragons and magic cards

Profiles + Nexopia
-People who come on nexopia and tell me how ugly I am. If you don't like the way someone looks, just stop looking at their profile.
-People on nexopia who ask you STUPID questions about yourself that are clearly answered right here in the profile. Ie "how old are you?" DIPSHIT!!
-People on nexopia who put their age as 59 when they're really 13.
-13 year olds who post pictures of their stomaches and say "mi tuMmi!! hEhe iSn'T iT sO sXe?!?"
-People who have profiles like this: " OMG I LIKEZ GUYZ LOL!!! <3 MUA luV to YouZ aLL kizziez sWeeTiez I wUv u OMg i m jus sO kewliiez lol fcuk me hehe lol ", and they have superlong friends lists filled with people they don't know just to make them feel better about themselves
-People with nothing in their profiles
-When people have their comments as read/reply/delete. Does that make you feel really important? Are you afraid other people might read your comments? It just seems really arrogant to me. If you're so concerned about privacy, why do you have a profile on nexopia with 8 (or more) pictures of yourself and page-long shout-outs to friends?
-When some guy asks you to tell him about yourself. I mean.. dude, is my profile not long enough for you? It's there for a reason, read it! If you can't be bothered to read it, that's not my problem.

Messages from Creepers
-When guys send you a generic message like "hey hows it goin" or "whats goin on hottie". IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE LIKE THIS, I WILL NOT REPLY. These guys put like NO effort into the message... "whats up" doesn't really make me want to reply... all I would say is "not much" if I actually did reply.. how exciting. If you really wanna catch my attention, put more effort into your message then just "sup ;)" . If you have something to say, then maybe I will put the effort into replying. (Number of guys who have sent me a message like that since I posted this: 897034569432423)

Music
-The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
-that fuckin "Billie Jean" song. It's just bad. If I wanted to listen to MJ the pedophile I'd go back to 1990.
- Green Day. They are overplayed sell-outs. I know I will get flamed for this one, cause everyone freaking loves them, but I don't care. They were cool 10 years ago.

Spelling + Grammar
-people who can't spell
-people who spell things wrong on purpose (ie "juss" instead of "just", "yu" instead of "you")
thinking it's cute or funny... it's not.
-People who say "aight" instead of "alright", or "I'ma" instead of "I'm going to"
-When people say "OFFEN" instead of "OFTEN". I hate that. There is a T there for a reason... it's not silent. Say OFTEN!!!