that kid is gonna turn out great...i can already tell
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- Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
CHUCK NORRIS IS MY HERO! (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com for more)