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02:30am | Dec 15, '08 | No Comments
Dirty Ole Airline Captain
So this dirty ole airline captain dies and ends up in hell like all dirty ole airline captains. Hes walking around and finally the devil spots him and waves him over. Devil says to the captain "Well, the way I see it you have 2 choices" and points to 2 doors off in the back ground. So the dirty ole captain walks over there and reluctantly opens the first door to find a bunch of dirty ole captains taking simulator checkrides over and over and over again. He shuts the door and just shivers at the thought. So he goes over and opens up the second door and finds a bunch of captains in uncontrolable plane crashes over and over and over again. The dirty ole captain just shakes his head in disbelief. While he is trying to make up his mind the dirty ole captain spots a third door. He peeks his head in and it's a bunch of dirty ole captains having sex with flight attendants. He thinks to himself now this is my kinda place. So he walks back over to satan and says "Devil, I want that third door