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modern times by j five
It's a talent most people should learn, how to make you laugh without saying a word. People have to yell nowadays to get heard, but Charlie was a man, and that man could turn serious into delirious. He had a myriad of ways to paint a smile. And every woman in the house went 'ooh', and if they wanted to act they better act on cue.so he hicked the game go figure
had no time for gold diggers
the mack daddy of the 1930's, i'm
kicking back on the couch watching modern times
one more time
 

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WTF
VANCOUVER -- A young man was killed when he rolled under a moving train in New Westminster to escape capture, police said yesterday.

The man, who was described as being in his teens, was being chased on foot by two police officers after he and two male friends were caught damaging cars on the 800 block of Agnes Street around 3 a.m. yesterday.

This is bullshit he was 15. Mike wat the fuck were you thinking. I mean we've all done alot of dumb shit man, but this tops the pile.

RIP
Micheal Dempsey
June 15 1991---July 18 2006
we're all gunna miss ya bud
this weekend I am getting drunk as fuck
If you were his friend you would do the same
bonfire by the whale park on the beach this friday
 

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unno
if you're reading this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,
even if we don't speak often, even if we dislike each other, please post a reply to this blog
with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog
and be surprised (or mortified) about what
people remember about you.
 

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thingy
(y) smoked a cigarette
(n) stolen a car
(y) been in love
(y) been dumped
(y) shoplifted
(n) been fired
(y) been in a fist fight
(y) snuck out of your parent's house
(y) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(y) been arrested
(n) gone on a blind date
(y) lied to a friend
(y) skipped school
(n) seen someone die
(n) had a crush on one of your internet friends
(y) been to Canada
(y) been to Mexico
(y) been on a plane
(y) purposely set a part of yourself on fire...
(y) eaten Sushi
(y) been skiing/snowboarding
(n) met someone in person from the internet
(y) taken painkillers
(y) love someone or miss someone right now
(y) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(y) made a snow angel
(n) had a tea party
(y) flown a kite
(y) built a sand castle
(y) gone puddle jumping
(n) played dress up
(y) jumped into a pile of leaves
(y) gone sledding
(y) cheated while playing a game
(y) been lonely
(y) fallen asleep at work/school
(n) kissed a member of the same sex
(n) used a fake id
(y) watched the sun set
(y) felt an earthquake
(y) touched a snake
(y) slept beneath the stars
(y) been tickled
(n) been robbed
(y) been misunderstood
(n) won a contest
(n) run a red light
(y) been suspended from school
(n) been in a car accident
(n) had braces
(n) danced in the moonlight
(n) liked the way you look
(y) witnessed a crime
(n) questioned your heart
(n) been obsessed with post-it notes
(y) squished barefoot through the mud
(y) been lost
(n) been to the opposite side of the country
(y) swam in the ocean
(n) felt like dying
(n) cried yourself to sleep
(y) played cops and robbers.
(n) recently colored with crayons?
(n) sung karaoke
(y) paid for a meal with only coins
(y) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
(y) made prank phone calls
(y) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(y) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(n) danced in the rain
(n) written a letter to Santa Claus
(n) been kissed under a mistletoe
(n) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(y) blown bubbles
(y) made a bonfire on the beach
(y) gone roller skating
(y) had a wish come true
(n) worn pearls
(y) jumped off a bridge
(n) ate dog/cat food
(n) ate horse food -oats
(y) sang in the shower
(n) had a dream that you married someone
(y) glued your hand to something
(y) got your tongue stuck to a pole...
(n) kissed a horse
(y) sat on a roof top
(y) screamed at the top of your lungs
(n) done a one-handed cartwheel (i cant even do a two handed cartwheel)
(y) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?
(y) stayed up all night
(n) didnt take a shower for a week
(y)picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(y) climbed a tree
(y) had a tree house
(y) was scared to watch a scary movie alone
(y) believe in ghosts
(n have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(n)) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(y) gone streaking
(y) played niki-niki-nine-doors
(y) played chicken/truth or dare
(y) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(n) been told you're hott by a complete stranger
(n) broken a bone
(y) been easliy ammused
(y) caught a fish
(y) killed a butterfly
(n) laughed so hard you cried
(n) cried so hard you laughed
(y) cheated on a test
(n) had a Britney Spears CD
(n) French braided someones hair
(y) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(y) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
(y) kissed someone under the stars
(n) Had someone close to you die from suicide
(y) had someone close to you die in general
 

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rabbble gabble
rabble gabble the russians are coming u wear this hat and i will eat this lemon pie my brother is a purple elephant stop that platapus he stole my pink spotted umbrella and he ate my talking bee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeeeeeeeeee peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee