10 reasons to date a hockey player

1.they always wear protection
2.they have great hands
3.there used to scoring
4.they have great stamina
5.they find the opening and get it in
6.they never miss the target
7.they know how to use their wood
8.they have long sticks
9.they no when to play rough
10. they can go for 60 minutes, and, if neccessary, 20 more

"If beer has never touched your lips, if you've never packed a dip, or never dropped the mits, and you consider yourself a hockey player.... you're probably not a very good one..!

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Favorite Quotes:

1) HEY BABE!
2)What? is this ur first rodeo?
3)More Beers More Cheers Man........Thats It Thats All!
4)YEAH FUCKIN Beauty!
5) SICK!
6) Fuck Yeah BOYS!



Favorite Pick Up Lines:

1) There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
2) How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! , Hi Im Jace
3) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
4) What's on your face?? girl:what what get it off get it off! Oh its just your beautiful eyes
5) If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
6) It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
7) He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, shootouts, GWG's, new kicks, beauty chirps, showers with the boys, hockey hair, rookie parties, under-aged drinking, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, roadies on the bus, broken knuckles, missing teeth, breakaways, beauty ginos, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mits, feeling the glory, fans, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, backy shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, bar and in, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, Jungle B, Junior A, CHL, US COLLEGE, PRO ... It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame." The Boys play because we fucking love it!!!"