A Little About Me:
- I Like to Laugh for Hours on End, With Appropriate Cheek Resting Periods of Course (Where Applicable)
- I am Very Serious About My Health and Fitness... Except I Don't Take it Seriously at All... Maybe Because I Like Having Fun
- I Rarely Have a Serious Conversation... Mainly Cause They are Less Fun But at the Same Time Can Find Myself Lost in Topics I am Passionate About
- I Have a Very Disabling Disease I Call Puke Mouth. Which is Caused by the Fact That My Brain Does Not Seem to Have a Filter and My Thoughts Just End Up Flowing Out My Mouth
- I am More Then Willing to Lend a Listening Ear to Someone I Care About as Long as You Have Him Home By 9
- I am More Then Capable of Making My Own Lunches, Wash My Own Clothes and Doing My Own Laundry and May Be Willing to do Yours for a Nominal Fee
- I am also Aware That I Have the Most Amazing/Gorgeous/Sexy/Wicked/Wild Blue Eyes You Have Ever Seen and for a Short Time Only I Will Let Stare Blankly into Them For Five Easy Payments of Ninety Nine Dollars and Ninety Nine Cent (Financing is Available)
Things I Like in Girls:
- A Stunning Super Model From Outer Space Who is Also Down to Earth
- A Successful Money Maker Who Could Be a Potential Sugar Momma But Would Much Rather Treat Me Like the Slave Driving Dominatrix She Really is
- Someone Who Can Make Me Laugh Till I Pee My Pants But Will Also Immediately Walk Away Offended by My Pee
- Someone Who Likes to Cuddle and is Willing to Let Me Be the Small Spoon
- A Girl that is Educated Enough to Know She Should Stop Buying Shoes But Still Owns Enough for a Small City
- A Pet Lover that Could Start a Small Children's Petting Zoo...... Tomorrow
- Someone Who Recognizes She Should Not Be Allowed to Legally Drive But Still Does so Anyways
- A Girl Who Could Live Alone on Some Island Out in the Middle of the Ocean but Would Rather Spend Her Time With Me
- A Girl I can Practice Making Babies With to One Day Make One Uber Baby
- Also Life Leeching, Blood Sucking, Vampiric Crazy ****es Need Not Apply!
"Tomorrow is coming fast and today soon ends, are you ready for what beings?"
"Life is interesting, life is bleak, life is strong only when you are weak."
"Smile for me just one last time
Join me in this silent cry
Hold me close and don't let me go
For if you do I might never know
Tomorrow just might pass me by
Without a whisper I could say goodbye"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9GtPX6c_kg&feature=g-all-c&context=G2b8e2d9FAAAAAHgAYAA