you people keep saying i'm weirddd,
ok fine i know i do have a rather odd figure of speech.
You'll learn to love me <33333333333333333333333
but this whole profile is just a joke kids,
just for laughs.
i wish for chinese men covered in applesauce that will obey my every command no matter how wacky or unpleasent it is like rubbing my toes in hickery saucec and singing blues by the fire while i wax my mustache and fart the pledge of allegiance as they tickle my armpit hair, smack me, and call me susie long johns.