BASICS

Height:	169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8")
Birthday:	March 17, 1988
Dating:	Long term
Location:	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:	10:01pm \| Jun 13, '05
Profile Updated:	09:47pm \| Dec 16, '09
Last Active:	05:32pm \| Nov 26, '07

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books
Movies:	Action, Comedy, Horror
Art:	Body Art
Animals/Pets:	Birds, Dogs, Reptiles
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Sports, Strategy
Cars:	Audio, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Rally, Tuning
Music:	Alternative, Classic Rock, Death Metal, Emo, Happy Hardcore, Hardcore, Metal, Punk, Rock, World
Sports:	Body Building, Boxing, Cricket, Football (American), Kickboxing, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rugby, Sky Diving, Weight lifting, Wrestling
Activities:	Drinking, Listening to music, Partying, Traveling
Outdoor:	Going to the beach, Traveling

I AM...

the sexiest thing on the face of the earth!!!
jk jk jk
my name is Ryan and i kill kittens and make baby jesus cry in my free time.
lucky for the kittens and baby jesus i spend all my time with my sexy girlfriend Candice!
she's my devotion and desire. i love her lots!!! she gets really mad at me when i light my head on fire.
i have some of the coolest friends ever cuz they light my head on fire with bugspray and tequilla!!!
i play rugby and i have a mowhawk so don't fuck with me...
i will kill you!
PS my gf will kill u 2!!!!! she ben hit by a mother fucking gravlee truck, took a shot of morphene, and kicked the truck driver in the nuts!!! and then walked home!!!!!!LOL!!!!!

god i love her!!! and mine doggen

OH YA DID I MENTION I LOVE SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL!!!! AND OF COURSE ITS LONG TERM IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!! PROMISED!!!! MOFOOS!!!

CJ & RR

Always & Forever

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98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
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MY CAREER!!!!!
I am currently a profesional bush jumper. My specalties are police bush jumping, dog bush jumping, trash can jumping and the tear my pants bush jump. oh and i am really working hard on my double foot over the bush to your chest jump and the i just peed in that bush jump

!!! It is my life!!

LIKES

my Girlfriend
rugby
my Boys!! aka Jared's boys!
TRAVELING!!!!!!!!
camping with everyone
getting drunk hahaha
having my girlfriend trim my hair for me...
GOING TO EUROPE FOR 6 WEEKS WITH CANDICE!!! :love:THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!!!!!!!

>>England
>>France
>>Monaco
>>Italy
>>Vatican city
>>Greece
>>Austria
>>Germany
>>Liechtenstein
>>Switzerland
>>Amsterdam

171 sleeps bitches!!!!

when she treats me to a movie or something like that and says no to when i try to pay!!! i love it!!!! only once in a while tho!!!!!!
Bubble baths..........and hot tubs..........With a special someone!!! alone they are gay unless u r sick or just hurt from a sport!!!!!
When candice tells me how much she loves me and why!!!!! that is my biggest like!!!!!! in the whole world!!!! ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISLIKES

lacing my shoes!!
SPEeLLING!!!!!
creepy stalker girls!! (you know who you are!!!)
chaches (spelling?)
whinning singers...just kill yourself already...honestly
busy time...don't ask...it sucks!!
MALE STRIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!! they make me mad!!!!!!

people undeserving of such a glorious name like Ryan. MY NAME--not yours--MINE!!! (how's that josh??

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CHEATERS THAT HURT PPL I LOVE!!!!!!! you know who u are u cocksquishing meat gazing cuntsquatch!!!

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LATEST BLOG ENTRY

Prrostitue test

05:47am | Apr 13, '07 | Comments(2)

If i were a prostitute, I'd be worth 410$

Hair Color:
Brunette $40
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15

Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20

Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35

Age:
13 and under-$10
14-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20

Education:
Middle School $45
Still in high school $30
High School Grad $50

Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20

Smoke weed?
Yes $100
No $50

Drink?
Never $35
Casual Drinker $30
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15

Did you have to use a calculator to add this up?
No $100
Yes $50