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My shirt and sobriety went...*that way*

BASICS

Height:	179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:	60 Kg - 64 Kg (131 lbs - 140 lbs)
Birthday:	August 08, 1990
Sexual Orientation:	Heterosexual
Living Situation:	Living with parents/relatives
Location:	Abbotsford, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:	04:46pm \| Mar 26, '04

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Fiction, Fantasy, Humor, Magazines, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Poetry, Sci-fi
Movies:	Action, Animated, Comedy, Documentaries, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Teen
Art:	Astrology, Body Art, Doodling, Drawing, Photography, Singing, Song Writing
Animals/Pets:	Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish, Reptiles, Rodents
Music:	Alternative, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Drum & Bass, Electronica, Emo, Folk, Funk, Garage, Gospel, Goth, Happy Hardcore, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Indie, Jazz, Metal, New Wave, Progressive, Punk, Rap, Rapcore, Reggae, Rock, Ska, Acoustic, Rave
Sports:	Badminton, Baseball, Bicycling, Bowling, Football (American), Golf, Hiking, Hockey, Inline Skating, Jogging, Lacrosse, Rollerskating, Rugby, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Soccer, Softball, Surfing, Swimming, Tennis, Ultimate Frisbee, Wakeboarding, Handball, Hacky-sack
Activities:	Cooking, Current Affairs, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Traveling, Raving, Flailing
Musical Instruments:	Acoustic guitar, Bagpipes, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar, Fiddle, Harmonica, Keyboard, Kit Drums, Organ, Other Drums, Piano, Recorder, Saxophone, Tenor Horn, Trombone, Tuba
Outdoor:	Camping, Going to the beach, Exploring, Sightseeing, Traveling
Computers:	Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

JOSH

May Angels Lead You In

Joshua David Jensen
You were one of my best friends
And so you shall remain.
Gone but not forgotten..Stay Gold Buddy
Someday we'll be together again.
Promise.

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Buddy got a cellular!!!..ask if you want the number

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Add us to your Friends List on Myspace!!
MySpace: Hollywood Accident.

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..I need to re-do my profile..

That's What She Said!!

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So...I was fuckin' this guy in the ass the other day...and I reached around... and the fagot had a boner!!!
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I am 75% addicted to Porn. True StoryWhat about you?

Take the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?

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You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.
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98% of nexopia is emo, if you are one of the 2% that has
remained gangster as fuck copy this into your profile.

I am worth $1,995,460 on HumanForSale.com..Fucking rights bitches

Kay..If I haven't added you to my list..chances are I don't like/know you..so kindly take me off your list..KThanks

**Note: Also..as you may have discovered..I may not be exactly what you'd call "punk" as my name would lead you to believe. Please forgive me for creating this account a while ago and not changing it to a more accurate description of myself..please don't hold it against me and I'll love you forever and then some **

That's My Puppy

..Isn't he the sweetness??

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Take the quiz: GOTH, PUNK, EMO, METAL HEAD, SCREAMO, POSER, WHICH 1 ARE YOU???

SCREAMO, you like to fuckin scream

I'm Josh..from abby(abbotsford for those select few who don't know it by Abby)..I work in the dishpit at the Keg..it's alright..I have my ears stretched to 0g lobes and I feel pretty punk about that..don't hold it against me..I play guitar..have been for a good 5 years or so..it's going good..I have band ..we're amazing *thumbs up*

and yes..my friends are very rad..and yes..I've been labelled as "Emo"[/b][/u] by a lot of people..but i don't see myself as that kind of wrist cutting, pill popping kid...I actually make fun of some of these skids' lives and stuff..cause it's funny..Get over yoruself..yes it is .I guess people see my "emo" hardcore hair and assume i cut myself..but i don't..so eat a [/color]berlapse sack of cock....

..so yeah..i guess my life's fairly descent...but only cause a certain cutie makes it that way

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Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a Stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle]
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha "biotch"!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch:
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in four different languages by other children]

[Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...Shh-kah!

^^Thank You Sarah

YES!!!11!!

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Guitars:

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The Tunes:

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Top 3 Fave Songs[current]

1)Best of Me - Starting Line

2)You Think I'm Pretty? - He Is Legend

3)Black Rose Dying - Bless The Fall
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-A Static Lullaby
Afi
Against Me
Alexisonfire
Alkaline Trio
Allister
Amber Pacific
Andrew W.K.
Anti-Flag
Arrogant Worms
As I Lay Dieing
Atreyu
Bad Religion
Bleed The Dream
Blink 182
Bouncing Souls
Bowling For Soup
Boxcar Racer
Boys Night Out
Brand New
Children of Bodom
Crowned King
Demons and Wizards
Dragon Force
Dropkick Murphys
Emanuel
Emerald Ave
Everclear
Fall Out Boy
Five Iron Frenzy
Flogging Molly
From First To Last
Funeral For a Friend
Goldfinger
Goo Goo Dolls
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Gwar
Halifax
Hawthorne Heights
Hidden In Plain View
Hopesfall
Incubus
Jersey
Jet
--->Kim Barlow<---
Lagwagon
Less Than Jake
Linkin Park
Mad Caddies
Matches
Mest
Metallica
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Millencolin
MXPX
My Chemical Romance
Name Taken
New Found Glory
No Doubt
No Use For a Name
NOFX
Offspring
Panic! At The Disco
Pennywise
Protest The Hero
Punchline
Rammstein
Rancid
Red Hot Cilli Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Relient K
Rise Against
River City Rebels
Rufio
Senses Fail
Silverstein
Slipknot
Smash Mouth
Social Code
Sonata Arctica
Starting Line
Stephen Lynch
Story Of The Year
Strapping Young Lad
Strike Anywhere
Strung Out
Sum 41
System Of A Down
Three Days Grace
Treble Charger
Thrice
Thursday
Underminded
Underoath
The Used
Yellowcard
Yesterday's Rising
etc..

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Best Of Me - The Starting Line
Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone
And so alone.
The worst is over..You can have the best of me
We got older, but we're still young;
We never grew out of this feeling
That we won't give up...

Here we lay again,
On two seperate beds, riding phone lines
To hear that familiar voice
With pictures drawn from memories.
We reflect on miscommunications
And misunderstandings.
And miss eachother too..
It's much to have had to let go.

We turn our music down
And we whisper
Say what you're thinking right now.

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone
And so alone.
The worst is over..You can have the best of me
We got older, but we're still young;
We never grew out of this feeling
That we won't give up...

Jumping to conclusions made me fall away from you.
I'm so glad that the truth
Has brought back together me and you.

We're sitting on the ground
(Sitting on the ground)
And we whisper
(Ya we whisper)
Say what you're thinking out loud.

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone
And so alone.
The worst is over..You can have the best of me
We got older, but we're still young;
We never grew out of this feeling
That we won't give up...

We turn our music down
And we whisper..
We're sitting on the ground
And we whisper..
We turn our music down,
We're sitting on the ground,
The next time I'm in town, we will kiss, girl.
We will kiss girl..

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone
And so alone.
The worst is over..You can have the best of me
We got older, but we're still young;
We never grew out of this feeling
That we won't..
This feeling that we can't..
We're not ready to give up..

We got older, but we're still young;
We never grew out of this feeling
That we won't give up.

NOT-SO-YES!!!11!!

You're not random..AND...Guns don't Go "bang"....Get over yourself

...And Personally..I probably find you repulsive...

-Women...fucking...suck
-The thought of "Lady Products"
-The fact that over like..40% of kids on here are bitching about how much they truely hate emo kids..kay fine..you have your opinion..but sorry to break it to yah..nexopia isn't a newspaper..if you have feelings about this issue that you wanna share with the world..write a letter to the editor..stupid bitches
- Fucking Plus members..If i come acoss your page..please do not refer to me as a "creeper" and for the love of god..I ask why must you inform me that I've just visited your page..I realize this, Dipshit...and if you do too..you get a gold star

..Christ Fuck Off.
-I don't like seeing pics of young kids going "peace out"..or "holla"..or "payce"
-Same with people who put " Pic 1 Pic 2 Pic 3 Pic 4 Pic 5 Pic 6" as a comment under their pics....You're Not cool! Fucking stop...I'll fuck you up...stupid nuks
-I think it's dumb when kids think they're cool by saying "Fuk Da Po-leeeccee" under their dislikes..they fucking protect you..and if they get on your ass..chances are you're doing something wrong and they're doing their fucking jobs..so buck up and take it as a reality of life
-children between the ages of 7-14
CHRIST, WHEN DID 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS BECOME SO FUCKING DRAMATIC?! ..SURE!..YOU'VE HEARD OF TAKING BACK SUNDAY!..YOU KNOW SOME LYRICS..GREAT!..GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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-pplz who taks like dis yo..day shud all dye cuz they suk..and dat buggs meh. "Aite mutha fuka?

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-People who finger you with their thumb out..in my opinion it looks like a gun...more of a threat rather than a common insult.......fags
-That time I hit 17 (<<real number) plus accounts in a row and 13 wrote back to me within 4 minutes calling me a creeper...fuckers
-I must say..it really bothers me when girls..or i guess guys too..have the word "sexy"..or anything like that in their nexopia screen names..and they're like ass ugly
-coffee
-people who can't bloody spell on msn to save their lives..LERN TO SPEL DUMASS(<<purposely spelled wrong

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-...Fuck you Steve!!!!!!

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JOSH

YES!!!11!!

NOT-SO-YES!!!11!!