Loving every minute of it!
"Dancing around my house listening to Matchbox 20, eating a big boy bowl of fruitloops in my boxers. Can I get any cooler?"
"I'm not white. I'm frosted...like those mini wheats everyone loves."
"Home alone on a tuesday night, warming up a chicken pot pie and veggie spring rolls. Godam am I amazing or what?"
"Who's going to be my BFF if forever is tomorrow?"
"Is it so wrong to want a girl with ample cleavage?" "Define ample" "You know...visible"
"I get embarassed watching awkward people on TV"
Originally posted by: Techie4Life
Joshua Ian Gaynor (initials spell JIG) was born just over 20 years ago in Vancouver BC. Now in Richmond BC Joshua (or Josh for short) is apperantly a filmaholic. He carries his video camera everywhere and films everything. If its hanging infront of a 7-11 (oh and Josh I'm officially calling you Jay from now on, and I shall be Silent Bob) or at the movie theatre he is recording (so in other words you make illegal copies?) He also likes towrite (I hope you don't tape that. That would be borring). Josh admits hes a tummy guy alltho he notices smile and eyes first. Apperantly if the rest of your body works, thats all he needs. Emotionally he needs someone stable tho. Josh is ready for an adult relationship. Apperantly he was a bit of a bad boy (and no I'm not thinking the whips and chains type) in his past so he wants someone who accepts that and just enjoy life with him. Josh loves his movies but some of his favorites are the Rocky and the Alien series, Lion King, and Van Wilder. And for TV shows he admits to watching Hero's, 24, Iron Chef (OK I love Iron Chef to), Yu-Gi-Oh (even tho we all know Tristan is way cooler than Yugi) and OC (That my friend takes balls). If you know the Sword of Truth series or of David Gemmell (I admit I don't), Josh will be able to talk to you about books. He has had to take a break from books tho sinve "The Time Travelers Wife" blew his mind away. Josh has only ever visited Calgary in our fair country (of all citys why there?), but he has been to California, Oregon, Chicago and visits Seattle about 8 times a year. He would love to go back to Chicago or visit New York sometime. Josh's Granny will not allow him to have pets but he wishes he could hava a pet Chihuahua so he can name it Mustard (To go with Ketchup and Relish I guess). Josh Loves Passover because it brings whats left of his family together. Also all the food helps to. Josh found our fair forum thanks to a link in someones sig he thinks. Apperantly Josh has a kinky sind since his fantasy is sex in an elevator. But he would also like to go on a real vacation with his friends, just to escape his homelife. Josh thinks tho that he wouldn't like to visit space. He thinks he would ruin it. Josh would also like to add that he is Jewish and he has a lust for life. He's a riot on and offline. Josh would also like for me to point out how much of a geek he actually is by sayinf Raidos is the name of his level 18 mage (started from level 1) from a 2 year D&D game. If someone wants to translate that please do cause I'm lost on it
Joshua Ian Gaynor (initials spell JIG) was born just over 20 years ago in Vancouver BC. Now in Richmond BC Joshua (or Josh for short) is apperantly a filmaholic. He carries his video camera everywhere and films everything. If its hanging infront of a 7-11 (oh and Josh I'm officially calling you Jay from now on, and I shall be Silent Bob) or at the movie theatre he is recording (so in other words you make illegal copies?) He also likes towrite (I hope you don't tape that. That would be borring). Josh admits hes a tummy guy alltho he notices smile and eyes first. Apperantly if the rest of your body works, thats all he needs. Emotionally he needs someone stable tho. Josh is ready for an adult relationship. Apperantly he was a bit of a bad boy (and no I'm not thinking the whips and chains type) in his past so he wants someone who accepts that and just enjoy life with him. Josh loves his movies but some of his favorites are the Rocky and the Alien series, Lion King, and Van Wilder. And for TV shows he admits to watching Hero's, 24, Iron Chef (OK I love Iron Chef to), Yu-Gi-Oh (even tho we all know Tristan is way cooler than Yugi) and OC (That my friend takes balls). If you know the Sword of Truth series or of David Gemmell (I admit I don't), Josh will be able to talk to you about books. He has had to take a break from books tho sinve "The Time Travelers Wife" blew his mind away. Josh has only ever visited Calgary in our fair country (of all citys why there?), but he has been to California, Oregon, Chicago and visits Seattle about 8 times a year. He would love to go back to Chicago or visit New York sometime. Josh's Granny will not allow him to have pets but he wishes he could hava a pet Chihuahua so he can name it Mustard (To go with Ketchup and Relish I guess). Josh Loves Passover because it brings whats left of his family together. Also all the food helps to. Josh found our fair forum thanks to a link in someones sig he thinks. Apperantly Josh has a kinky sind since his fantasy is sex in an elevator. But he would also like to go on a real vacation with his friends, just to escape his homelife. Josh thinks tho that he wouldn't like to visit space. He thinks he would ruin it. Josh would also like to add that he is Jewish and he has a lust for life. He's a riot on and offline. Josh would also like for me to point out how much of a geek he actually is by sayinf Raidos is the name of his level 18 mage (started from level 1) from a 2 year D&D game. If someone wants to translate that please do cause I'm lost on it
^^^^^Eff yeah Singles Highlight^^^^^
Get Stupid With Us
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=CE5395C661B4A402
They call me Josh/Joshua/Josh Gaynor/Shua/Joosh/Joshie/Joshy/Joshilumnius/Jash/Peaches/Raidos/Joshicles/Fatty
ME ME ME ME
I am Joshua.
I'm a simpleton with large dreams and a flare for adventure.
I wish good things for people I dont know, and wish for the best for my friends.
I'm a nice jewish boy with a darkside. Dont believe me? Your loss.
I'm addicted to coke...coca-cola that is.
I fear change but accept it at every turn.
Spiders will eat me in my sleep, but not if I am a human bug zapper.
I'm a guy who likes to read about people he could never be.
I'm secrelty a hero...but in the more modern sense.
I enjoy food of many kinds.
I live with my grama. We call her Granny Gaynor...so should you.
I win.
Scared Yet?
Always
Josh.
................................................................................................................
~QUOTES~
"MU"
"Dont think. Just do"
"No Expectations. No Disappointments"
"Love is just a word...it's what you do with it that matters"
"Some people care too much. I think its called love."
"The end is important in all things."
................................................................................................................
What can I say, they work for me.
~BOOK QUOTES~
"Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal.
These things are for lesser men.
Protect the weak against the evil strong.
And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil.
Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender.
It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found."
---The "Iron Code" of Druss
"I don't know if there are unforgivable mistakes. There may be unforgivable betrayals, but not mistakes. If we were going to start executing people for mistakes, I'm afraid I'd have been dead long ago. I make mistakes all the time. Some of them have been pretty big."
---Richard Rahl
You'll Love Me Just Because I'm Jewish
I love Being JEWISH!
When my regions in shul we
daven like it's hot
daven like it's hot
daven like it's hot
And on Friday night we
kabbalat shabbat
kabbalat shabbat
kabbalat shabbat
After every meal we
bench birkat
bench birkat
bench birkat
With t'fillin on our arms
We do tikkun olam
We've got the best ruach 'cause we've got it goin' on.
*I couldn't resist!*
LIST
~Food is a major one. If I can't have friends that wont eat then they shouldn't be around me hah~I enjoy music of many talents (rap not included)~Conan O'Bryan~Disney~Traveling~Whining is good to a point where it's cute and NOT over everything~All good things~STAR
TREK~Poetry rules ~Drinking Coca-Cola out of a shot glass~Zombie movies.~Buying that one extra CD then needed, and not regretting it~Working (love those little rascals)~Candle light~Fire places~Hotel rooms~Downtown in the rain~Anywhere in the rain~Hercules & Xena (miss them!)~Spending time with my granny~Throwing great parties~The Roxy wednesday nights~Knowing the band~Having the band buy you drinks because you get the crowd ready to dance~Dancing~Casino~Finding that random $20 in your pocket~WWE~UFC (I wanna be able to kick ass all day and get paid for it...)~Purell hand soap~Filling out aplication forms~PAYDAY~Board games~Text Messages~Seinfeld~Tim Hortons~Rings~Lost~
MUSIC
~State Radio~Counting Crows~Switchfoot~Pearl Jam~Default~Savage Garden~Nickleback~Bush~Blessid Union of Souls~Rich Recht~Santana~Matthew Good (Band)~Seether~Forty Foot Echo~Stained~Our Lady Peace~Stoneland~Disturbed~Creed~Three Doors Down~Scott Stapp~Alterbridge~Vertical Horizon~Third Eye Blind~Matchbox 20~Shinedown~Sheryl Crow~Kid Rock~Sue Medley~Lynard Skynard~Oasis~Jet~Hoshal~Motorhead~Goo Goo Dolls~Bob Dylan~Bon Jovi~Brand New~Dave Matthews Band~Dispatch~The Foundations~Frank Sinatra~Killswitch Engage~Mercy Drive~Rage Against The Machine~Michelle Branch~Radiohead~Disney Songs~Eagle Eye Cherries~Bryan Adams~
ICK
~People who ruin movies! AGHH! They should burst into flames~The sun sometimes...WHAT!?...It makes me sneeze~Mean people who take advantage of nice people like me~Those people who think they know me after one meeting, and judge me on it~Everyone who doesn't appreciate art~Egotistical kids with an overly annoying views on politics~Harry Potter~People who throw cans of nuts~Cans of nuts~Having ex girlfriends randomly come back into my life and torment me~That video in science 10 where you see the baby being born...*shudder*~When it rains for 31 days straight~Taxes being taken off my paycheque~Needing to borrow money from my granny~Creepy 12 year olds~Breaking CD's~Clutter~My grannys friends~The BAD infomercials~
Kyla and Josh ISMS...And More Drunk ISMS
Josh
C-I-R-C-U-M...
Josh & Kyla
NAVIGATE! Hahaha.
C-I-R-C-U-M...
Josh & Kyla
NAVIGATE! Hahaha.
Josh
My mind has been nevered.
My mind has been nevered.
Josh
Haggas!..uh...beef...pork chops!
Kyla
We're not doing animal parts.
Josh
CARROT!
Haggas!..uh...beef...pork chops!
Kyla
We're not doing animal parts.
Josh
CARROT!
Kyla
Pie? Like...3.14159. Sine, Cosine, Sine, Sine?
Josh
Uh...Apple?
Pie? Like...3.14159. Sine, Cosine, Sine, Sine?
Josh
Uh...Apple?
Josh
What's your anti-drug?
Kyla
ALCHOHOL!
What's your anti-drug?
Kyla
ALCHOHOL!
Kyla
I'm not a cock...I'm just a funny ASSHOLE
I'm not a cock...I'm just a funny ASSHOLE
Josh
"It's not funny, I think my pancreas is yelling at me."
"It's not funny, I think my pancreas is yelling at me."
Josh
"What's a funny last name that goes with Gaynor?"
Leigh
"Mal-a-ky"
"What's a funny last name that goes with Gaynor?"
Leigh
"Mal-a-ky"
Josh
"Did people used to call you Leg?"
"Did people used to call you Leg?"
Leigh
"Aren't you going to yell 'Fuck you and your Amino Acids' again?"
"Aren't you going to yell 'Fuck you and your Amino Acids' again?"
Kyla
"Veggies and rice."
Josh
"That could make a good stir fry."
Kyla
"Rice and veggies make a sexual stir fry."
"Veggies and rice."
Josh
"That could make a good stir fry."
Kyla
"Rice and veggies make a sexual stir fry."
Kyla
"Science is my bitch whore."
"Science is my bitch whore."
Josh
If Christmas was any more commercialized, I'd be Santa
If Christmas was any more commercialized, I'd be Santa
if you ever get sad here's something to LOL @
Me, to Jenna: Wow, you work pretty fast eh.
Her: um what ru talking about
*she figured it out and sent me a second msg*
Her: look bitch you dont know me and neither does
josh so dont fucking message me with your
stupid shit...i dont care what you have to say
peace out
Me: All I've got to say is that it might've been a dick move to leave stupid comments on Thomas' page. But really, do you wonder why people seem to always talk about you?
Her: they dont its just josh i have alot of friends
and i dont care what you have to say you
dont know me so go fuck yourself
To her: That's awesome for ya. Have a good one.
Her friend: your calling my friend a whore?
why?
it doesn't make you cooler hunnie
knock it the fuck off you stupid bitch
To her friend: But getting invovled makes you cooler. I said it to be a dick. My job is done. Thanks for your input.
from Thomas: ya....well i know it sucks....but hey atleast i don't have marks nex on your list....loser.
To Thomas: I've never had problems with Mark. So why would I delete him? Looks like you've got some loser friends, and loser girls to hook up with.
BAHA. I'M GREAT.
Me, to Jenna: Wow, you work pretty fast eh.
Her: um what ru talking about
*she figured it out and sent me a second msg*
Her: look bitch you dont know me and neither does
josh so dont fucking message me with your
stupid shit...i dont care what you have to say
peace out
Me: All I've got to say is that it might've been a dick move to leave stupid comments on Thomas' page. But really, do you wonder why people seem to always talk about you?
Her: they dont its just josh i have alot of friends
and i dont care what you have to say you
dont know me so go fuck yourself
To her: That's awesome for ya. Have a good one.
Her friend: your calling my friend a whore?
why?
it doesn't make you cooler hunnie
knock it the fuck off you stupid bitch
To her friend: But getting invovled makes you cooler. I said it to be a dick. My job is done. Thanks for your input.
from Thomas: ya....well i know it sucks....but hey atleast i don't have marks nex on your list....loser.
To Thomas: I've never had problems with Mark. So why would I delete him? Looks like you've got some loser friends, and loser girls to hook up with.
BAHA. I'M GREAT.
Something else to ROFL... FOFL @
Her dumb bitch of a friend's response: excuse me
why dont chu come down to richmond and fucken
say that to my face you god damn bitch
Me: You're excused. And I'm from Richmond. And say what to your face? "But getting invovled makes you cooler. I said it to be a dick. My job is done. Thanks for your input." That? rofl. Meet me at the mall on Tuesday, food court at 12:30. Right before I go to work. But tell me again, I'm not really too sure what your problem is to begin with. If I'm not mistaken this had absolutly nothing to do with you. But again, thanks for you input. Please keep the messages coming. They're fun.
Thomas' rebuttle: why the fuck don't you come out and say it...i know what the fuck your talking about and what is ith that girl message on my nex....
Me: LOL. Looks like I did come right out and say it. Pretty sure the situation is in the past. The only thing I was referring to was the "Canada Day Fiasco" but no one needs to be reminded of that now do they. And are you seriously asking me about Jenna?
Her dumb bitch of a friend's response: excuse me
why dont chu come down to richmond and fucken
say that to my face you god damn bitch
Me: You're excused. And I'm from Richmond. And say what to your face? "But getting invovled makes you cooler. I said it to be a dick. My job is done. Thanks for your input." That? rofl. Meet me at the mall on Tuesday, food court at 12:30. Right before I go to work. But tell me again, I'm not really too sure what your problem is to begin with. If I'm not mistaken this had absolutly nothing to do with you. But again, thanks for you input. Please keep the messages coming. They're fun.
Thomas' rebuttle: why the fuck don't you come out and say it...i know what the fuck your talking about and what is ith that girl message on my nex....
Me: LOL. Looks like I did come right out and say it. Pretty sure the situation is in the past. The only thing I was referring to was the "Canada Day Fiasco" but no one needs to be reminded of that now do they. And are you seriously asking me about Jenna?