10 reasons to date a hockey player

1.they always wear protection
2.they have great hands
3.there used to scoring
4.they have great stamina
5.they find the opening and get it in
6.they never miss the target
7.they know how to use their wood
8.they have long sticks
9.they know when to play rough
10. they can go for 60 minutes, and, if neccessary, 20 more

Hockey Players
The best kind of person in the world.
The cockiest, toughest, most talented
group of athletes in the universe. Will
booze at least 2 times a week and still be dedicated.
Not afraid to live the dream until they are
like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere.
Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.
We are the souls of the universe.