you`re perfect because everything you do makes me smile.
because every second spent with you is worthwhile. because
when you laugh at me, i laugh too. because everyone else
can see i`m devoted to you. because i love your eyes & the
way they shine. because you don`t tell lies & you're so cute
when you whine. because when you get mad, you can`t hide
it. because even when you`re sad, i can find it. because the
way you hold me sends shivers down my spine. because
your spirit`s so free & you`re just so damn fine. because i
never stop thinking about you. it`s not fair. because you`re
so perfect,
& no one else can compare.
the barbie test.
there are exactly 100 questions here,
so finish the survey and count how many you have,
and that's your percent.
[x] you own over 10 bottles of nail polish.
[x] you own perfume that cost over $60.
[x] you had/have fake nails.
[x] you have more body/hair products than you can use.
[x] you own a small dog.
[x] [a sweater] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet.
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[x] [carpet] You own a pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.
total: 8
[ ] spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work?
[ ] have a hair color that is not your natural color?
[x] [more like 100 a day] have "blonde moments" at least once a day?
[x] buy stuff because it's awesome, and then never wear it?
[x] constantly keep your phone at your side?
[x] dance around in your room when nobody else is home?
[ ] have a name for your car?
[ ] know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week?
[x] refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] prefer to be called "princess"
total: 5
DO YOU ADORE...
[x] makeup
[x] glitter
[x] the color pink
[x] shopping
[x] jewelry
[x] mirrors
[x] chick flicks
[x] shoes
[x] rainbows
[x] unicorns
[x] disney movies
[x] candles
[x] flowers
[x] stuffed Animals
[x] purse
total: 15
DO YOU OWN SOMETHING FROM...
[ ] coach
[x] forever 21
[ ] victoria's secret
[x] guess
[x] claire's
[ ] express
[ ] delias
[ ] MAC
[ ] sephora
[x] bebe
[ ] abercrombie and fitch
[x] lululemon
total:5
DO YOU SAY...
[x] bitch
[x] whatever
[x] omg
[x] hon (honey)
[x] fugly
[x] that's hot
[x] darlin
[x] pff
[x] cute
[x] hot
[x] skank
[x] totally
[x] for sure (fo sho)
[ ] fabulous
total: 13
DO YOU READ...
[x] cosmopolitan
[x] glamour
[x] marie claire
[x] elle girl
[x] teen vogue
[x] teen people
[x] cosmo! girl
[x] us weekly
[x] star
[ ] self
[x] [jess got me into it] perezhilton.com
[x] seventeen
[ ] GL
total: 11
HAVE YOU SEEN...
[x] legally blonde 2
[x] elizabethtown
[x] mean girls
[ ] now and then
[x] the notebook
[x] a walk to remember
[x] sweet home alabama
[x] material girls
[x] just my luck
[ ] john tucker must die
[ ] centerstage
[x] bring it on, 2, 3
[x] how to lose a guy in 10 days
[ ] mona lisa smile
[x] my girl
[x] because i said so
total: 12
DO YOU WATCH...
[x] lost
[x] americas next top model
[ ] project runway
[x] desperate housewives
[x] the simple life
[ ] 8th and ocean
[x] sex and the city
[x] grey's anatomy
[x] the O.C.
[x] laguna beach
[x] the hills
[x] gilmore girls
[x] one tree hill
total: 10
i am 80% barbie ...
Things to do while waiting for your Boyfriend in Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
As we grow up, there`s going to be many things that we don`t like.
hook-ups that mean so much to one person & nothing to the other
girls who like the same guy you like. you`ll meet new people who may
matter to you more than others might
But the one guy who stays by you till the end;
he will be the one." - Laguna Beach
there`s nothing scarier than getting what you want,
because that`s when you really have something to lose;;
" the only people you need in your life,
are the ones who need you in theirs "
it`s hard to find people that will love you no matter what. i found three of them.
Love [luv] (verb) -
Giving someone
the ability to destroy your heart, but trusting
them enough not to
I'llMakeYouSmileForTheSimpleFactImGoodAtIt
I'llMakeYouSmileJustSoICanSitAndLookAtIt.
Session Start: Sunday, April 08, 2007
[BROWNIES + WHATNOT, ] + raaachel ; mariiie + jessiiiiiica [@ jessica`s] - - (sexy_pinkcheeseburger69er@hotmail.com)
™Maëë™ [around] RIP gramma :'( I will always love you, gone to work (tmann1178@hotmail.com)
(12:01 AM) ™Maëë™ [around]: what ever u think
(12:02 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: ur a biitch
(12:02 AM) ™Maëë™ [around]: sweet
(12:04 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: you cried ina corner at quamichan
(12:04 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: Muahahahaha
(12:04 AM) ™Maëë™ [around]: i dont care... that ways back in the day
(12:06 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: dood. tht wsas like in grade 8
(12:06 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: annana fuckin goof.
(12:06 AM) ™Maëë™ [around] RIP gramma :'( I will always love you, gone to work has been blocked
(12:09 AM) ™Maëë™ [around] RIP gramma :'( I will always love you, gone to work has been unblocked
(12:09 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: Muahahahaha
(12:14 AM) [BROWNIES + WHAT: ew fag
(12:14 AM) ™Maëë™ [around] RIP gramma :'( I will always love you, gone to work has been blocked
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
