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my girls:

Amelia
Danielle
Alexis

this squrrel is my idol!!!!!!!





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1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.

7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

Things to do at Wal-Mart
while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he Knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
has 2 be one of my favorite
movies ever here
is some quotes from it:[/b]

Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
Ace Ventura: Pleasure to meet you.
Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

[Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror]
Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.

Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]
Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

[Ace Ventura, bending over and talking from his behind]
Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Banaca?

[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching]
Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday.
Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

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Ashlee:
R&R was pretty fun even though
you and your friend grabinng my ass, haha
but your really frickn awsome, and we should hang out more







Toni:
you slut, haha you are way to hyper for your own good
but for some strange reason ever one loves you
but i hope you strive hard enough to reach your dreams







Kyle:
you and me have the best dance in the world
if only patrick would be there eh? the 3 amigos, lol
i'v been jeliouse of you and patrick since like grade 8
and i'm slowly catching up to both of your levels of expertest







Jordan:
i'm your charity case and your my body guard
i still owe you for the first month of lunch you bought me haha
but thats ok, we are giveing you one of are puppies so you can give it to your mom







Melanie:
haha you where so scared watching the ring 2
it was funny to me but thats ok i think all scary movies are funny
grade 9 was pretty fun eh? lol





Clare
your are my new lunch buddy
you have beautiful eyes
and hope we can be friends for a long while



The Jew
your such a hard core gamer, but your one of the funniest out there
and totally random, and spontainiest. thats probably why
the chicks like you eh? haha
hope you have fun in Toronto





John
that spegettii was da bomb
i miss yeah man
we need to hang out more before i move away eh?







Roderick
barley even know you and yet you are pretty dam cool
lol, and you look better with the glasses then i do, lol
but thats ok i don't look good in any glasses lol





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