Finds it funny how everyone, EVERYONE has stereotypes. Even hippies cant be hippies if they dont smoke pot. Sorry kids but Id choose Acid over pot ANYDAY.
So...Martha Stewart is actually confused because she has no idea wtf Sarah Palin did to get more famous than her (Martha looked a little drunk). Miley Cyrus puts down Twilight because all her fans are growing up and growing out of her pathetic excuse for a career. While shes busy taking crappy naked cell phone pictur...es, her fans have found the... Read More next hottest thing. Edward Cullen. And Yes Robert Pattison is hot, but its Johnny Depp... No competition. Yet!
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 4, p.93
It was depressing to realize that I wasn’t the heroine anymore, that my story was over.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 4, p.106
I saw no reason for fear. I couldn’t imagine anything in the world that there was left to be afraid of, not physically at least. One of the few advantages of losing everything.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 4, p.110
Option one: I was crazy. That was the layman’s term for people who heard voices in their heads. Possible.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 4, p.112
Reckless in Forks—now there was a hopeless proposition.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 5, p.125
Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 5, p.136
I tried to tell myself that the fear was pointless. I’d already lived through the worst thing possible. In comparison with that, why should anything frighten me now? I should be able to look death in the face and laugh.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 8, p.182
Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 8, p.192
There was too much pain in this empty place to bear—I would crawl away if I had to.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 10, p.235
Here was the connection I’d sought. The proof, however remote, that—somewhere in the same world where I lived—he did exist.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 10, p.236
I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.
Embry Call, New Moon, Chapter 14, p.329
Who wants to be a nightmare, a monster?
Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 15, p.345
The prince was never coming back to kiss me awake from my enchanted sleep. I was not a princess, after all. So what was the fairy-tale protocol for other kisses? The mundane kind that didn’t break any spells?
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 18, p.411
You are so bizarre, even for a human.
Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 19, p.437
The odds are always stacked against us. Mistake after mistake. I’ll never criticize Romeo again.
Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.508
His mouth was on mine then, and I couldn’t fight him. Not because he was so many thousand times stronger than me, but because my will crumbled into dust the second our lips met.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.512
Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.
Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.514
**Abruptly, I remembered what had happened to Paris when Romeo came back. The stage directions were simple: They fight. Paris falls.
Bella Swan, New Moon, Epilogue, p.552
(940): I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
(781): Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
(717): and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
(989): I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
(636): I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
(831): i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse
(530): you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
(252): Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
(315): well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
(720): just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
(732): i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
(605): I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
(336): i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
(256): we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
http://textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/this-week/10
If you watch Friday the 13th backwards its about a friendly masked man who goes around camp putting kid's heads back on with his magic machete.
If you watch Jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.
If you watch 300 backwards... people fly upwards out of a fucking big well!!
If you watch Cloverfeild backwards, its about a giant monster who tries to rebuild a large city while being blown the fuck up by people.
If you watch Star Wars backwards its still epic.
If you watch The Ring backwards, its about a girl who always wanted to be on tv.
If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it doesnt matter.
If you watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas backwards, its pretty much the same thing.
If you watch Benjeman Butten backwards its about a guy... a normal guy.
If you watch A Christmas Carol backwards its about an elderly socialist who realizes helping the poor is fucking stupid, and turns into a reclusive slave driver.
If you watch The Green Mile backwards its about a magical chair that brings a giant nigger back to life, who than goes around making people sick.
