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02:57am | Jun 01, '06 | No Comments
When Girls Drink Too Much....
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We think that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt, while yelling "WOOHOO!" is the sexiest dance move ever.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones' ass and honestly believe we could do it.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5.We drop our 3:00 a.m. McChicken on the floor (which we're eating even though we are not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them SOOOOOO much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We've found a deeper/ spiritual side to the random guy sitting next to us.
9. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangel