I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

The Landy Dictionary

Bazoni - short form of bozo
Shmortz - someone who repeatedly makes mistakes
poke you in the nose - the ultimate punishment
twinky - a generic name for someone who angers the lando
pixy - someone who is thought to be lacking in masculinity
shmugarootz - a person who is incompetent
laser beam - to move with great speed
a red headed step child - someone who is savagely beaten without mercy
stony - someone who is often stunned, also somone whos last name is Vanstone
gayblade - someone whos gender is in question
hooyah - a greeting which signifies respect to the recipient
man socks - socks which reach at least above the ankle and are black in colour
lionheart - a person who makes an exceptional play, specifically James Cabusao
lionpants - the first downgrade from lionheart status
ratz pajamas - a short philipino; James Cabusao; someone who fails in what they are attempting
slanty end - someone who is unsure of what they are doing
a beautiful thing - something which inspires admiration
social event - to be distracted from the task at hand
monkey fart - someone who acts in a foolish manner; appears foolish
rented mule - someone/something that possesses little respect


thumb up your but and your brain in neutral - to be stunned


more to come....suggestions welcome, just post them