Hello here are some things that you will need to know:
I am.........
6 foot 3
Ruggedly Handsome
White
Big Hands/Big Feet
Freindly
Athletic
A Crazy Lover

I Dress......
Preppy
Nice Clothes

I Play.....
Soccer
Golf
Basketball

My tears can cure cancer, to bad i have never cried
Mary had a little lamb but then i ate it
i counted to infinity--> twice
When the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for me
The dinosaurs looked the wrong way at me once...ONCE
I sleep with a night light not because i am afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of me
I am not hung like a horse, horses are hung like me
I died ten years ago but the grim reaper cannot build up the courage to tell me
Before he forgot my gift Santa was real
I ordered a big mac at burger king and got one
I can touch MC Hammer
My hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to me and that you will be handicapped if you park there
Oxygen requires me to live
I can unscramble an egg
It was once believed that I actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by me to lure more pirates to me. Pirates never were very smart
A man was once stranded on the side of the road after his car ran out of gas. I drove by, got out, and looked the man in the eye. The man knew that everything would be fine. Then I proceeded to piss into the man's gas tank and to this very day that man has never had to fill his gas tank up again. That was 14 years ago.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending me. His reasoning? It was more "humane"
I know a wrong way to eat a Reese's
There is not such thing as a tornado. I just don't like trailer parks
I challenged a statue to a stairing constest. To this day i am still undefeated
The earth does not revolve it is just trying to get away from me
The first lunar eclipse took place after i challenged the sun to a staring contest. Robert Newton lever loses

SoCcEr
BaSkEtBaLl
tHe GiRl
SuMmEr
FoOd Is PrEtTy MuCh HuGe In My LiFe
FrIeNdS
My CaR
AlCoHoL
CoLdPlAy
MuSiC
IpOd
AnD iF yOu ReAlLy WaNt To KnOw MoRe JuSt AsK!?!?

Winter
Cold
Hangovers
Crashing Cars
PEOPLE WHO KNOCK OFF YOUR DRIVERSIDE MIRROR WITH THEIR BIKE AND THEN RIDE OFF AND YOU HAVE TO PAY 370 DOLLARS TO GET A NEW ONE, AND WHEN YOU GO AND GET IT THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE GOT THE WRONG SIDE, AND THEN WHEN YOU GO THE NEXT TIME IT TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR TO PUT ON!!
Cops (5-0)