Okay, for those who actually have the patience to read this (lol), I believe a little history should be told about this giant clump of text below this. I had this account since I was in early highschool, which is before facebook was up and running (the date that it says I joined on is wrong). And I had justt recently re-discovered this site in hopes to escape from the clutches of facebook. I first thought of deleting this all, but I read through it and decided I did not want to delete such amazing work done by me oh so many years ago . Its kind of like looking back at the good old days hahah. Sooo instead, i decided to keep it, and update it when the need arises. If you do chose to read on, thanks for your interest . Feel free to leave a message, im always open to conversation.






































Thing I absolutly love

Summer

Things I hate

* Having nothing to do (thats a big one) *

* Plans that constantly change *

* Mondays *

* Working for free *

* people who do shit for no reason at all *

* cold weather *

* snow that doesnt stick together *

* people who try to get like half an inch away from your face when they talk to you *

Thing I absolutly hate!

People who judge other people

I know what lies beneath, I've seen the flash of teeth

Conspiring with the reef to sink our ship.

The winds a cheating wife, her tounge a thirsty knife

And she could take your life with one good kiss.

look at this for 1 minute and 45 seconds and you will see what its like being pissed drunk through my eyes

A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs.....

the morrel of the story is a wet pussy makes a cock feel good

HAHA

hahaha




ok.. this is a really cool trick. and its garanteed to work. or your money back! naww jk lol..... or am i? (thats right i stole your money lol). but anyways, here it is, i have to explain some things first though. there will be various steps you have to complete in which are seperated by lines that look like this ___________ kk? and if you want the trick to work and you to go''OMFG HOW DID HE DO THAT?!'' then complete each task before proceeding. Now some of you may already know what this trick is and how it works, but pls dont tell everyone how it works haha, would help alot thx . annywayys.. here it is!...




1.


Pick a number, any number.........






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2.


Double your chosen number..........









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3.

Add say........................... 820........








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4.

Take away half..............










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5.(last one!)

Noww, take away the number you first thought of!......
(keep going down to get the number that is in your head right now)












































oh burn you got hacked agian punk















-IT