[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] let me give u a piggyback ride?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?

[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] instant message me?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

Do You:
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to be with me?
[_] want to marry me?

Are We:
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] nothing to each other?

Am I:
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] hot?
[_] attractive?
[_] sweet?

Have You Ever:
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

Are You:
[_] done with this survey?
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] going to repost this so that i will return the same thing

Fuck you number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a Nexopia Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.

Fuck You number TWO.
To the people who have like 1,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

Fuck you number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.

Fuck you number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Fuck you number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones page
Who cares?!?
ITS NEXOPIA!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!

Fuck you number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....

Fuck you number SEVEN.
6th graders who have Nexopia and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Nexopia for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Nexopia
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!

Fuck you number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true nexopia Friend.
Real friends read their blogs
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....

Fuck you number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

Fuck you number TEN.
If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!

Fuck you number ELEVEN.
Nexopia was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

If this made you laugh, or you agree with it,
then repost this...

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?If no, what age did you lose it?
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talk shit about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
17.Do you think I'm hot?
18. If you could change anything about me -would you?
19.Would you have sex with me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
22. Do You Do any Drugs?
23. what do you rate me outta 1-10 (1-worst 10 best)
24. are you single?
25.whats your number?