-You think you know,
But you have no idea.........

Girlies

Sarah Sturgen (like the fish)- "Hey is Sarah there?..Oh, well can you just tell her to call Sarah then?" YES!, Ever since last summer I've been having the time of my life. You are so awesome, I love how close we've become and how easy it was for us to get there. Drunken nights with you are always the best. We've learned so much from our mistakes. Ex. The 2'6" in 45 minutes. The fucking rod-aeo. "sarah, sarah, Kris, Kris", "get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk,get fuuuuuuuuuucked up!" Your one of those friends that I can always count on to be there for me when i'm upset, or just need someone to talk to. And for that i think I'll keep yeah around. I love you SARAH!




Krista-DRINKING BUDDAY! You are so fucking awesome. Now that i've experienced drunkeness with you, I dont wanna experience it with anyone else. Haha!LETS TOAST TO TRIANGULAR TOUNGES! And then later we can walk down to tim hortons and stand there okay?

JenYOU CAR IS A BANANAS! You are fucking hilarious and so much fun to Party with! Canada IS Beer!! Slam that shit in the park, By mother fucking PHONE light!! Man do we have some good memories. Running through all those bees, beating Drew chuggin beer, and starbucks! Many more fun times to come babe. LETS GO PEAR JUMPING!

Danielle B.- I know we haven’t been as close as we use to and we don’t see each other as much as I’d like…but I still consider you one of my best friends. Growing up with you was one of the best parts of my life and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. I love you girl! And I hope that we continue to keep in touch because I wouldn’t want to loose such an important person in my life.

Tamra- My "cousin" I know we're somehow related but i just dont know how. But I love you anyways, you are one of the sweetest people I know. So many nights that will always be remebered, schools gonna suck once you and everyone else graduates. But we better stay in touch!! *We kicked ass with those boxing gloves, Poor Chris. haha! Dont worry we'll be single and ready to mingle together! lol*

Guys

Brandon- Through thick and thin...Thats the best way of describing you and me. We've shared laughs and tears. But no matter what we always seem to stick it out. I'm so greatful to have someone so amazing remain in my life even with all the stuff I put you through. And you are still able to make me bust a gut! I Do and always will Love you.

Cam- My little AVALANCHE.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!you are probably the funniest person I know, no wait, you are the funniest person I know. Whenever i'm upset I can always turn to you to put a smile on my face. It's crazy how we haven't know eachother for long yet we're very close. "Thats great....Glitter!" Lovin all the memories we share, many more to come. Dont worry i'll share my yogurt and lazy boy chair with you someday!BESTEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER!

Graham- Even though we dont hang out a lot. I am always here for you if you need it. And i know I can count on you to be right by my side. I love you baby! So many good memories we've shared. "I dont even know why she calls me her cousin?"..(walks away)..I love my cousin!!" Haha I dont know how we're related but I still know that I can feel so close to you whenever I want and it's just the same. I love you cuz! lol

Brad-You’ll always be my buddy, even though we may not talk and hang out like we use to there will always be a place in my heart for you. Speaking of hearts take care of yours can’t have you going and getting yourself stuck in the mud and dieing on us again.COME HOME!

Andrew- My superman! We’ve shared many good times together but all good things must come to an end at one point in you’re life however the memories will always stick with you. I will never forget the way I felt when I was with you Andrew; you really made the time spent worthwhile. Don’t ever lose those superpowers and save your strength for our wrestling matches because I still need to kick your ass.

DAN THE MAN-CRUMP-A-LUMP! Holy, where do I even begin! Over the past little while we have shared the best nights together and gotten so close! I love you so much, I can always rely on you to kiddnap me and show me a good time. LOL I'll never forget stealing the channel changer, puking on your neighbors lawn, the bird in my house, jessie sleeping in sleeping bag cuboard, and watching you kick the shit out of Jessie. Haha many more memories to come. I look forward to the next time you kidnapp My ass. LOL!

Braedon- You are something else, when you're famous someday I'll be able to sell that picture you drew for me on E-bay, It's on my fridge! lol I hope you find that special someone...cause whoever she is will be a very lucky girl.

Justin- We've shared some pretty fun times. Lying in sears beds, and ur amazing walmart outfit. You are one sexy boy. Can't wait for summer. Get you N already so we can hang out more!

The senior Basketball team- Two years with you guys has been very interesting, I think i might be currupted lol. I love you all, you're so much fun to be with and always make me laugh. Kelowna was awesome! so many good memories. Good luck in the future to all of you.

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TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A FASTBALL PLAYER:
1.We work the balls really well.
2.We find the opening and get it in
3.We can do it for 90 minutes, at the least.
4.We do it in 9 different positions.
5.We like to be on top of our game.
6.We wear short shorts for easy play.
7.We're used to gettiin dirty.
8.We know how to handle it when iits up the middle.
9.We enjoy diving for balls.
10.We're good at roundiin the bases--> 1st, 2nd, 3rd and home.
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15 Reasons to Date a Dancer:
1. They're perfectionists: theyll keep going until they hit it.
2. They don't mind getting hot and sweaty
3. Being close to naked is normal for them.
4. It only takes a second to get into a good rhythm.
5. They can bend in ways you couldn't imagine.
6. They have the stamina to work it for hours and never get tired.
7. They'll keep going no matter how much it hurts.
8. They get lots of practice and they can go all night long.
9. They like everything just like their pointe shoes - hard.
10. You never have to get jealous because most of the guys they work with are gay.
11. They're use to having bruises on their knees.
12.They can do it in many positions.
13.They have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation.
14. underwear doesn't not get in the way because they don't wear any.
15. straddling is their natural position


What would you say if I asked you not to go. To forget everyone, forget everything and start over with me. Would you take my hand and never let me go, promise me you'll never let me go. And now the stars aren't out tonight, but neither are we to look up at them, why does hello feel like goodbye? These memories can't replace, These wishes I wish and dreams I chase. Take this broken heart and make it right I feel like I've lost everything when your gone. Left remembering what its like To have you here with me I thought you should know Your not making this easy I never thought I'd be the one to say "Please don't, please don't leave me" Take my hand and never let me go Take my hand and never let me go Promise me You'll never let go Make this last forever--




Drew- We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Life is full of many different obstacles. Some of which you never wish you had to go through and others that you are so greatful for. I think it's safe to say that you and me have experienced them all. Even though things often do seem hard I wouldn't give this up for anything, cause good things are never easy. Its our flaws that bring us closer together, and the arguements that open us up.It's that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars ,over the fence world series kinda feeling...One that I never want to leave. Even after a year loving you could not be more easy. I love you so much baby







Every girl wants a man, that she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make-up running down her face, eyes red from crying, and the first thing he says to her is "baby, your b e a u t i f u l"

KATIE AND TAYLOR- My sisters, even though it's not blood I know god intended us to be related. You girlsys completeme. I'm always here for you guys, whether it's saving you from a bad situation, or just someone to talk to...I'm all ears. I rely on you guys for advice and I hope you listen to the advice I give you. Forever and ever.

9 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MOST PEOPLE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*ckin floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*ckin does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Your toughest competitor lies within your head.
Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt, Or Gravity.
Just get out there and stomp his ass!